Past #17: Jasper Pittard - delisted after 33 NM games/5 NM goals - thanks Jasper

[Kimbo]

Thanks Sonja.

Did you put him up to this?

Surprisingly, not everyone shares your worldviews. Shocking, I know.

 

[The Nostradamus]

Bringing the mullet back

 

[kaboom kid]

Thanks Sonja.

Did you put him up to this?

Players are doing it tough Snake with this 50% pay cut....even Jasper not immune to a little extra cash in his sky rocket for promoting my leftist social agenda...

 

[kaboom kid]

Bringing the mullet back

This dude is a jet, both on and off the field.
What a pickup. He was such a great defender last season. This year I was looking forward to him taking the game on a bit more and breaking lines like he used to do at Port. The leadership stuff is just a bonus. Clearly much loved around the club.

 

[The Warlord]

I know Jaspy's cousin and can 100% confirm that everything in this interview is genuine

Jasper is a hipster from East Brunswick.

Of course this is what he thinks.

 

[kaboom kid]

Jasper is a hipster from East Brunswick.

Of course this is what he thinks.

Next gen academy in Brunswick.....get it done Ben&Ben the flowerpot men.

 

[The Warlord]

Got some guns out of there before.

 

[kaboom kid]

Got some guns out of there before.

Yeah. Wasn't Schimma from Brunswick? I wonder what he makes of it all now? Have any Brunswick folks on here seen him down at their local cafe with his fixie and handlebar moustache?

 

[Liam Boy]

Yeah. Wasn't Schimma from Brunswick? I wonder what he makes of it all now? Have any Brunswick folks on here seen him down at their local cafe with his fixie and handlebar moustache?

and keith grieg

 

[Hojuman]

Yeah. Wasn't Schimma from Brunswick? I wonder what he makes of it all now? Have any Brunswick folks on here seen him down at their local cafe with his fixie and handlebar moustache?

Fixie for us " boomers " is...... ?

 

[kaboom kid]

Fixie for us " boomers " is...... ?

Fixed wheel bicycle. Ie without gears. Hipsters are endlessly fascinated in any modification that reduces the utility/ usefulness of a device. Particularly if there is a retro element to said device

 

[Twinkletoes]

Yeah. Wasn't Schimma from Brunswick? I wonder what he makes of it all now? Have any Brunswick folks on here seen him down at their local cafe with his fixie and handlebar moustache?

From Brunny originally but he moved to the Doncaster/Templestowe area long ago.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Yeah. Wasn't Schimma from Brunswick? I wonder what he makes of it all now? Have any Brunswick folks on here seen him down at their local cafe with his fixie and handlebar moustache?

In Schimma's day you were more likely to have your bike nicked and the only blokes with a handlebar moustache looked like this:

 

[north_lad]

In Schimma's day you were more likely to have your bike nicked and the only blokes with a handlebar moustache looked like this:

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Obviously you haven't owned a bike recently

 

[King Corey]

From Brunny originally but he moved to the Doncaster/Templestowe area long ago.

Only the hardest, most ruggedly good looking people come out of those parts I hear TT.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Obviously you haven't owned a bike recently

Mate, Brunswick was so far removed from what it is today that it would make your head spin.

 

[north_lad]

Mate, Brunswick was so far removed from what it is today that it would make your head spin.

I know that but I also know that if you lock up your bike there's a 1/5 chance you'll turn around and it's gone

 

[tazaa]

I know that but I also know that if you lock up your bike there's a 1/5 chance you'll turn around and it's gone

my new apartment block has had 4 thefts with the average of one a month

Junkies are scum arent they

 

[Snake_Baker]

my new apartment block has had 4 thefts with the average of one a month

Junkies are scum arent they

Catch one, flog it senseless, then let it go in order to tell it's mates where not to go.

 

[lockheed]

Mate, Brunswick was so far removed from what it is today that it would make your head spin.

Hmmm, nostalgia.

 

[tazaa]

Catch one, flog it senseless, then let it go in order to tell it's mates where not to go.

Sadly, its the only way but they are so brazen. You can install cameras or theft resistant screws and they take the pole off the wall.
Rather than tail gating the front entry gate they now wait for cars to open the underground carpark and follow a resident in.

I pray I catch one in the act but they are extremely quick

 

[King Corey]

Sadly, its the only way but they are so brazen. You can install cameras or theft resistant screws and they take the pole off the wall.
Rather than tail gating the front entry gate they now wait for cars to open the underground carpark and follow a resident in.

I pray I catch one in the act but they are extremely quick

I don't want to be adding to the encouragement, but if you were ever going to time an assault it's probably as good a time as ever.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Sadly, its the only way but they are so brazen. You can install cameras or theft resistant screws and they take the pole off the wall.
Rather than tail gating the front entry gate they now wait for cars to open the underground carpark and follow a resident in.

I pray I catch one in the act but they are extremely quick

Sabotage the campaigners.

 

[Snake_Baker]

I don't want to be adding to the encouragement, but if you were ever going to time an assault it's probably as good a time as ever.

What are they going to do, run to the cops and give a statement?

 

[King Corey]

What are they going to do, run to the cops and give a statement?

Thought the same but then thought of that bloke who killed his neighbour's intruder then found himself in court.

Regardless, there's an under-resourcing window of opportunity for you tazaa.

Catch them all then run your own Hunger Games.