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[Rodney Dangerfield]

Round 15 Leaderboard

13- miggs (Bombers)
13- Tarkyn_24 (Demons)
10- BallaratBulldog (wonders)
10- TY24 (Hawks)
9- Metalcrusher (Bears)
9- ClarkeM (Wonders)
8- TheInjuryFactory (Warriors)
8- SarahSmiles (Swamprats)
8- KohPhi (Bombers)

As I myself lurch from s**t season to s**t season as a laughing stock in the league I wondered just what it is I can get out of my Sweet FA career?

What are my strengths? What can I be good at? What Legacy can I leave?

I thought long and hard and as the days turn into weeks and the weeks turned into months my empty head remained empty.
And then I thought don’t fight it Rodders you know exactly what you’re good at,you’re good at being s**t so embrace your shitness,celebrate your shitness!

The only thing I’ve ever been good at in this league is passing on my shitness to others in my kiss of death series back long ago when the Bushwood Country Club thrived pre Covid days, when Wang would get the guest pissed and we’d just hang s**t on them pre the days when everything was offensive.

Today Wang and I would hang.
But one thing years of being s**t has taught me is to judge just who really is s**t in this league not everyone can be truly greatly s**t. It takes a special type of shitness you must be able to play in an array of positions you must be able to play ruck rover and not tackle play fall forward for no goals weeks on end,play fullback have bags upon bags kicked on you, play an almost 200 game career without a hitout,take teams who are full of promise crashing to the bottom of the ladder.

Just playing in a back pocket or a forward pocket and not accumulating stats does not make one s**t, plenty of these types of players have existed in the sweet FA they’ve played in premierships, they played in some of the main positions and had huge seasons that’s not s**t, s**t is doing it year after year after year playing all over the park maintaining your shitness.

I have literally walked away from teams ensuring that they have instant success, that my friends is s**t so I think I’m very well placed to judge just who really is s**t.

So this season I am going to be casting a keen eye over Match threads once again and I’ll be voting 3-2–1 on who I deem to be the shittest players in the game for the Spitcoal Medal, Shittest Players In This campaigner Of A League. I could have called it the Rodders Medal or something but that would make me a w***er and I am also allowing myself to be judged and voted on by myself.
I’m currently $2.30 favorite.

Wang called me last night pleading for it to be based on the Shittest Player In This Crappy Underwhelming Mess, The Spitcum Medal he argued has a better ring to it.
“Times have changed my friend” I said to my old mate “you a sof cun thee day Ronny” he said as he hung up on me.
I’ll be endeavoring to give brief write ups on the very Shittest performances each week with the votes, some will view it as belittling.. and it is.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

As I myself lurch from sh*t season to sh*t season as a laughing stock in the league I wondered just what it is I can get out of my Sweet FA career?
What are my strengths? What can I be good at? What Legacy can I leave?
I thought long and hard and as the days turn into weeks and the weeks turned into months my empty head remained empty.
And then I thought don’t fight it Rodders you know exactly what you’re good at,you’re good at being sh*t so embrace your shitness,celebrate your shitness!
The only thing I’ve ever been good at in this league is passing on my shitness to others in my kiss of death series back long ago when the Bushwood Country Club thrived pre Covid days, when Wang would get the guest pissed and we’d just hang sh*t on them pre the days when everything was offensive.
Today Wang and I would hang.
But one thing years of being sh*t has taught me is to judge just who really is sh*t in this league not everyone can be truly greatly sh*t. It takes a special type of shitness you must be able to play in an array of positions you must be able to play ruck rover and not tackle play fall forward for no goals weeks on end,play fullback have bags upon bags kicked on you, play an almost 200 game career without a hitout,take teams who are full of promise crashing to the bottom of the ladder. Just playing in a back pocket or a forward pocket and not accumulating stats does not make one sh*t plenty of these types of players have existed in the sweet FA they’ve played in premierships they played in some of the main positions and had huge seasons that’s not sh*t sh*t is doing it year after year after year playing all over the park maintaining your shitness.
I have literally walked away from teams ensuring that they have instant success that my friends is sh*t so I think I’m very well placed to judge just who really is sh*t.
So this season I am going to be casting a keen eye over Match threads once again and I’ll be voting 3-2–1 on who I deem to be the shittest players in the game for the Spitcoal Medal, Shittest Players In This campaigner Of A League. I could have called it the Rodders Medal or something but that would make me a w***er and I am also allowing myself to be judged and voted on by myself.
I’m currently $2.30 favorite.
Wang called me last night pleading for it to be based on the Shittest Player In This Crappy Underwhelming Mess, The Spitcum Medal he argued has a better ring to it.
“Times have changed my friend” I said to my old mate “you a sof cun thee day Ronny” he said as he hung up on me.
I’ll be endeavoring to give brief write ups on the very Shittest performances each week with the votes, some will view it as belittling.. and it is.

You walked away from the Royals and we stayed just as s**t, in fairness.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

You walked away from the Royals and we stayed just as sh*t, in fairness.

Not even I can help the Royals mate but I did leave a legacy with some of the Shittest individual games every played and you were very fortunate to be there.

 

[brahj]

What can I be good at?

Using the enter key every now and then.

 

[Ant Bear]

As I myself lurch from sh*t season to sh*t season as a laughing stock in the league I wondered just what it is I can get out of my Sweet FA career?
What are my strengths? What can I be good at? What Legacy can I leave?
I thought long and hard and as the days turn into weeks and the weeks turned into months my empty head remained empty.
And then I thought don’t fight it Rodders you know exactly what you’re good at,you’re good at being sh*t so embrace your shitness,celebrate your shitness!
The only thing I’ve ever been good at in this league is passing on my shitness to others in my kiss of death series back long ago when the Bushwood Country Club thrived pre Covid days, when Wang would get the guest pissed and we’d just hang sh*t on them pre the days when everything was offensive.
Today Wang and I would hang.
But one thing years of being sh*t has taught me is to judge just who really is sh*t in this league not everyone can be truly greatly sh*t. It takes a special type of shitness you must be able to play in an array of positions you must be able to play ruck rover and not tackle play fall forward for no goals weeks on end,play fullback have bags upon bags kicked on you, play an almost 200 game career without a hitout,take teams who are full of promise crashing to the bottom of the ladder. Just playing in a back pocket or a forward pocket and not accumulating stats does not make one sh*t plenty of these types of players have existed in the sweet FA they’ve played in premierships they played in some of the main positions and had huge seasons that’s not sh*t sh*t is doing it year after year after year playing all over the park maintaining your shitness.
I have literally walked away from teams ensuring that they have instant success that my friends is sh*t so I think I’m very well placed to judge just who really is sh*t.
So this season I am going to be casting a keen eye over Match threads once again and I’ll be voting 3-2–1 on who I deem to be the shittest players in the game for the Spitcoal Medal, Shittest Players In This campaigner Of A League. I could have called it the Rodders Medal or something but that would make me a w***er and I am also allowing myself to be judged and voted on by myself.
I’m currently $2.30 favorite.
Wang called me last night pleading for it to be based on the Shittest Player In This Crappy Underwhelming Mess, The Spitcum Medal he argued has a better ring to it.
“Times have changed my friend” I said to my old mate “you a sof cun thee day Ronny” he said as he hung up on me.
I’ll be endeavoring to give brief write ups on the very Shittest performances each week with the votes, some will view it as belittling.. and it is.

China called, they would like their Great Wall Of Text back.

 

[Barrybran]

Rodders doing media? Well I'll be damned! Bring it on!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Rodders doing media? Well I'll be damned! Bring it on!

* me look at this newb.

Rodders “kiss of death” was fantastic back in the day.

 

[Barrybran]

fu** me look at this newb.

Rodders “kiss of death” was fantastic back in the day.

Back in the day was also several seasons ago

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Using the enter key every now and then.

I don’t have time for that s**t!

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Wowee that really was unreadable.
Tried to do the microphone gag instead of typing.

 

[cats2rise]

Like most of Rodney Dangerfield media posts, I don’t understand them nor do I have the patience to read the whole thing. The best thing he ever did was go on the podcasts back in his MBD days.

However, cause it’s Rodders... I endorse this thread.

 

[Kapow!!!]

$100,000 on yours truly. Finally an award I can actually be competitive in

 

[grumbleguts]

I loved what you brought to the game, spreading your arms like a seagull trying to milk free kicks. Crying to the umpire like screaming banshee freaked out on caffeine. O wait that's the other Dangerfield.

 

[Agent93]

Using the enter key every now and then.

Thank you.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Not even I can help the Royals mate but I did leave a legacy with some of the Shittest individual games every played and you were very fortunate to be there.

At least you can always hang your hat on your debut for the Royals where you kicked as many goals as the entire Bombers team.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

At least you can always hang your hat on your debut for the Royals where you kicked as many goals as the entire Bombers team.

Is that true?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Is that true?

Yes
Polled your first ever Mobbs votes after 121 games here.

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

GCR SENIORS Vs BOM SENIORS
GCR               4    1        7    4        8    6        11   7    73      
BOM               0    1        0    2        1    2        2    4    16      
GCR        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  BOM         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Bipolarbea  0  3  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   13  beez         0  2  2  5  0  0  0  0  0   22
Smartys Po  0  2  2  2  1  1  0  0  0   21  Shermy       0  5  4  7  1  0  1  0  0   42
MWPP        0  0  0  2  0  0  0  0  0    4  LicoriceAl   0  3  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   21
Helfarch    0  5  5  5  1  1  0  0  0   45  akkaps       0  4  3  13 1  2  1  0  0   50
Cloud_      0  3  2  7  0  0  0  0  0   29  Blue__Ball   0  0  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    2
Dennis Con  0  4  2  8  0  0  0  0  0   34  I bleed Bl   0  7  3  3  0  1  2  0  0   31
Footypie32  0  8  5  7  0  1  0  0  0   54  CALL ME SN   0  8  3  6  0  0  5  0  0   30
Butler      0  4  3  4  3  0  3  0  1   33  ArgusTuft    0  10 3  4  1  0  2  0  1   46
CakeEater   0  12 7  8  0  4  0  0  0   77  nahnah       0  7  5  7  1  0  2  0  0   48
NTRabbit    0  3  3  4  1  1  1  1  0   34  iDon         0  2  2  3  1  0  1  0  0   19
SunshineTi  0  8  5  11 2  2  0  0  0   71  Cheval       0  4  4  3  0  0  0  0  1   31
Ulahoopski  0  14 3  6  3  0  4  1  0   69  Tony Lynn    0  1  1  3  0  0  1  0  0    9
Easty       0  1  1  0  0  0  0  1  0   12  George       0  0  0  0  1  0  0  0  0    4
Blacky      0  5  1  0  0  0  0  4  1   43  BEEG         0  1  1  0  0  0  1  0  1    4
Bob Cobb    0  4  1  1  0  0  0  1  3   26  ctacp        0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9
3121 premi  2  7  0  5  0  2  0  1  1   42  Matty411     6  7  0  9  0  0  1  1  1   49
burningdwa  0  2  0  4  0  2  0  0  0   16  TheCoach16   0  6  0  4  12 4  2  0  0   72
Thatsapadd  0  3  0  10 7  5  0  0  1   63  _Cayz_       0  4  0  6  2  1  1  0  0   30
GreyCrow    3  7  0  4  1  2  0  0  0   38  eth-dog      0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
RodneyDang  0  9  0  7  3  0  0  2  0   65  KohPhi       0  2  1  6  1  0  1  0  0   22

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Yes
Polled your first ever Mobbs votes after 121 games here.

Wow.. what a player!

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Demons v Bears
What a ******* uninspiring start where every player who was meant to perform per position do so. What type of world is that? Boring campaigners.
3 votes- Fizzler (Bears)seriously ordinary coming on to the ground just before quarter time to mind a forward pocket opponent who went on to kick 4 goals. You couldn’t start drinking early enough seriously.

2 votes- Ok Boomer(Bears) just a ******* nothing game albeit in a nothing position.

1 vote- sante(Demons) * me are you still playing? Give it away.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Wonders v Dragons
3- BallaratBulldog (Dragons) Whats the best way to make a campaigner of oneself on a Qooty field? Have 5 kicks and kick 1.4.
Welcome to the club of shitness.
You cost your team the game.

2- Coopers (Dragons) Half arsed defensive effort. Hatchy kicked a bag on you and you asked for his autograph, pathetic.
1- croweater 41 (Dragons) Has become a non entity. So sad.

 

[sante]

Demons v Bears
What a ******* uninspiring start where every player who was meant to perform per position do so. What type of world is that? Boring campaigners.
3 votes- Fizzler (Bears)seriously ordinary coming on to the ground just before quarter time to mind a forward pocket opponent who went on to kick 4 goals. You couldn’t start drinking early enough seriously.

2 votes- Ok Boomer(Bears) just a ******* nothing game albeit in a nothing position.

1 vote- sante(Demons) fu** me are you still playing? Give it away.

I retired like 3 or 4 seasons ago

 

[croweater 41]

Wonders v Dragons
3- BallaratBulldog (Dragons) Whats the best way to make a campaigner of oneself on a Qooty field? Have 5 kicks and kick 1.4.
Welcome to the club of shitness.
You cost your team the game.

2- Coopers (Dragons) Half arsed defensive effort. Hatchy kicked a bag on you and you asked for his autograph, pathetic.
1- croweater 41 (Dragons) Has become a non entity. So sad.

I like the idea but I don’t think BallaratBulldog Coopers or I play for the dragons

 

[croweater 41]

Wonders v Dragons
3- BallaratBulldog (Dragons) Whats the best way to make a campaigner of oneself on a Qooty field? Have 5 kicks and kick 1.4.
Welcome to the club of shitness.
You cost your team the game.

2- Coopers (Dragons) Half arsed defensive effort. Hatchy kicked a bag on you and you asked for his autograph, pathetic.
1- croweater 41 (Dragons) Has become a non entity. So sad.

Also I would have thought 1 kick 2 handballs and 1 behind was more than enough for three votes.

Rigged competition anyway.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I like the idea but I don’t think BallaratBulldog Coopers or I play for the dragons

You do now.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I like the idea but I don’t think BallaratBulldog Coopers or I play for the dragons

You know what I mean