Think Tank Post here if your team has kicked 5 or more goals in every game this season

[frggr]

Post below this comment if you haven't lost in an embarrassing fashion to Melbourne this year

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Post below this comment if you haven't lost in an embarrassing fashion to Melbourne this year

Checking in for Collingwood

 

[Greenery]

Checking in for Collingwood

You're right humiliating might be more appropriate.

Post here if you don't celebrate your teams losses

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

We have not lost a game to Melbourne for years

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Post here if you don't celebrate your teams losses

Post here if you’ve kicked 5 goals in every game this season and aren’t in the bottom 5

 

[frggr]

He sure does like deflecting from LOLLINGWOOD

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

He sure does like deflecting from LOLLINGWOOD

Maybe read the thread title?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Post here if you’ve kicked 5 goals in every game this season and aren’t in the bottom 5

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Kicking 5+ goals in every match is cool. But have you tried kicking 7 in one quarter?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Kicking 5+ goals in every match is cool

Agreed. Now GTFO, you are very uncool

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I would like to apologise for making the criterion too challenging for the following teams:

1. The Great Unwashed
2. Biitchmond
3. Failmantle
4. Bottom4thorn
5. Cold Goats
6. Rabbleaide
7. Shitney
8. Smellbum
9. Essendone
10. Grant Killdus
11. lolnorf
12. Poort

So to be more inclusive, post below if your team has kicked more than 2 goals in every game this year

 

[Cyclops]

your threads are akin to us posting about being 1st on the ladder after playing Carlton in round 1 before any other game has been played

Kicking 5+ goals in every match is cool. But have you tried kicking 7 in one quarter?

 

[Mr Blicavs]

OP misspelt "Post here if youre barely hanging onto 8th spot by the skin of your teeth"

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Can we see the spreadsheet you used to work this out?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

We struggled to beat the Crows and haven't won a PF since 2011

 

[brett15]

^^ welcome back melty, so how many teams won a spreadsheets award this round?

 

[frggr]

Will OP still be here after Norf dine on his peppered Angus tonight?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

^ I'm here every week flog, win lose or draw

I did notice a distinct lack of pussycats after rounds 1, 3, 7 & 9 though

 

[frggr]

^ I'm here every week flog, win lose or draw

I did notice a distinct lack of pussycats after rounds 1, 3, 7 & 9 though

No you're not. Don't lie to the Bay

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

No you're not. Don't lie to the Bay

Yes I am. It just doesn't seem that way to you because you have no life and are here 365 days a year

 

[frggr]

Post below this comment if your club didn't have an unofficial "no indigenous players" policy

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Post below this comment if your club didn't have an unofficial "no indigenous players" policy

lol nice deflection, no-lifer

 

[frggr]

Yes I am. It just doesn't seem that way to you because you have no life and are here 365 days a year

Please, we don't all get to take September off most years

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Please, we don't all get to take September off most years

4-11

 

[frggr]

4-11

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Ah yes. Can you guess which team had the following over the same period?

4 wins and an awful lot of top 10 picks

2012
QF L
Semi W
PF L

2013
EF L

2014
DNQ Finished 11th

2015
DNQ 12th

2016
DNQ 12th

2017
DNQ 13th

2018
QF L
S W
P W
GF L(ol)

2019
QF W
P L

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Ah yes. Can you guess which team had the following over the same period?

4 wins

LOL Geelong 4 finals wins, Collingwood 4 finals wins?

So you're celebrating losing finals now at Geelol... Hilariously hypocritical