Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 7

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A few short weeks ago, Crows fans couldn't wait for the season to be over. Nicks should be sacked, the whole playing list should be delisted, and the entire board given their marching orders.

Now, after wins over 2 of the bottom 4 teams, and a 12th placed Carlton struggling desperately for relevance, they suddenly reckon they can walk on water, and will not only knock off last year's premiers this week, but the future is so bright, the fans need sunglasses.

Here's to a 2017 grand final replay this weekend.
 
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A few short weeks ago, Crows fans couldn't wait for the season to be over. Nicks should be sacked, the whole playing list should be delisted, and the entire board given their marching orders.

Now, after wins over 2 of the bottom 4 teams, and a 12th placed Carlton struggling desperately for relevance, they suddenly reckon they can walk on water, and will not only knock off last year's premiers this week, but the future is so bright, the fans need sunglasses.

Here's to a 2017 grand final replay this weekend.
GWS arent bottom 4
 

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I think his 12 years as an employee in the Crow's massive communications unit (2005 - 2017) is his defining lifetime achievement.

This is the same wet-end Crows employee that tweeted "charity starts at home" when Port were apparently gifted the first Adelaide Oval showdown. Just another cog in the conveyer belt of entitled boobs
 
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This is the same wet-end Crows employee that tweeted "charity starts at home" when Port were apparently gifted the first Adelaide Oval showdown. Just another cog in the conveyer belt of entitled boobs
Yet probably doesn’t see any ‘Charity’ in the crows having the most home games out of any non Queensland club?
 

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We barely had a pot to piss in back then. I mean, look at the sponsor on the back of that jumper. The players were basically left to run on auto pilot.

Is this a self troll from Burtenshaw?

"Lol we might be bottom, but we're better than this mob lol".

Yep, bottom of the ladder over a year without a win and he has a dig at a club who have been top all year !!!!!!
What a first class w***er
 

"A switch to the AFL as a Category B rookie would follow the path of former basketballers including Hugh Greenwood, Tom Fullarton, Tom Wilson and Mate Colina who last week signed with Richmond.
Other AFL Category B success stories include Mark Blicavs who switched from athletics and Alex Keath who crossed from cricket. "​



He's no Cat B rookie but surely Dean ******* Brogan, the first and likely last player to win both an AFL premiership and NBL championship is worth a mention at some point here too
 
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"A switch to the AFL as a Category B rookie would follow the path of former basketballers including Hugh Greenwood, Tom Fullarton, Tom Wilson and Mate Colina who last week signed with Richmond.
Other AFL Category B success stories include Mark Blicavs who switched from athletics and Alex Keath who crossed from cricket. "​



He's no Cat B rookie but surely Dean ******* Brogan, the first and likely last player to win both an AFL premiership and NBL championship is worth a mention at some point here too

Dean who? You can't expect AFL writers to know anything about football surely...
 
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