Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 7

[Papa G]

Wrinkles Elbows and Stupid actually think the Crows can beat Richmond

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Burton89onegoal]

It will be funny if they beat Richmond but still finish bottom

 

[wannabejack]

 

[70sDinosaur]

An egregious insult to three great comedians.

 

[philreich]

A few short weeks ago, Crows fans couldn't wait for the season to be over. Nicks should be sacked, the whole playing list should be delisted, and the entire board given their marching orders.

Now, after wins over 2 of the bottom 4 teams, and a 12th placed Carlton struggling desperately for relevance, they suddenly reckon they can walk on water, and will not only knock off last year's premiers this week, but the future is so bright, the fans need sunglasses.

Here's to a 2017 grand final replay this weekend.

 

[OneGreatClub]

Could be nods head, could be shakes head.

 

[Spadge]

A few short weeks ago, Crows fans couldn't wait for the season to be over. Nicks should be sacked, the whole playing list should be delisted, and the entire board given their marching orders.

Now, after wins over 2 of the bottom 4 teams, and a 12th placed Carlton struggling desperately for relevance, they suddenly reckon they can walk on water, and will not only knock off last year's premiers this week, but the future is so bright, the fans need sunglasses.

Here's to a 2017 grand final replay this weekend.

GWS arent bottom 4

 

[DaTBird187]

GWS arent bottom 4

They sure as hell are playing like it.

 

[Capital Power]

They sure as hell are playing like it.

Probably only because they were a threat to Collingwood's top 8 spot.

 

[philreich]

GWS arent bottom 4

Yeah but they've been playing like they are - the optimism from Crows fans is still premature.

 

[Teal Plums]

I think his 12 years as an employee in the Crow's massive communications unit (2005 - 2017) is his defining lifetime achievement.

This is the same wet-end Crows employee that tweeted "charity starts at home" when Port were apparently gifted the first Adelaide Oval showdown. Just another cog in the conveyer belt of entitled boobs

 

[Burton89onegoal]

Burtenshaw was a West Torrens supporter, so lets have some sympathy for him.

 

[Spadge]

Burtenshaw was a West Torrens supporter, so lets have some sympathy for him.

Who you support is a choice. Anyone that chose West Torrens to support deserves everything they get

 

[elsler]

Who you support is a choice. Anyone that chose West Torrens to support deserves everything they get

thats not entirely true ask my kids they had no say in it whatsoever who they supported

 

[finbarr]

If a few wins in season junk time saves the jobs of coaches and staff who should probably be sacked, and players who should be moved on, then more power to the Crows and their late season renaissance.

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

This is the same wet-end Crows employee that tweeted "charity starts at home" when Port were apparently gifted the first Adelaide Oval showdown. Just another cog in the conveyer belt of entitled boobs

Yet probably doesn’t see any ‘Charity’ in the crows having the most home games out of any non Queensland club?

 

[Spadge]

thats not entirely true ask my kids they had no say in it whatsoever who they supported

haha fair point. My kids had no option either

 

[Portmagpies36]

We barely had a pot to piss in back then. I mean, look at the sponsor on the back of that jumper. The players were basically left to run on auto pilot.

Is this a self troll from Burtenshaw?

"Lol we might be bottom, but we're better than this mob lol".

Yep, bottom of the ladder over a year without a win and he has a dig at a club who have been top all year !!!!!!
What a first class w***er

 

[Doctor Feel]

Not even worthy of a twitter blue check.

I reckon even Warren Partland has one of them.

Anyone know how the collar on his shirt is going?

 

[TheFVK]

The girl of Warren P's dreams

 

[malcheski]

Anyone know how the collar on his shirt is going?

 

[Papa G]

Warren Parklands

 

[TheFVK]

Cats, Crows lead chase for 202cm 'Greek Freak'

Standing at 202cm, Australian basketball prodigy Paul Tsapatolis is in hot demand from AFL clubs

www.afl.com.au

"A switch to the AFL as a Category B rookie would follow the path of former basketballers including Hugh Greenwood, Tom Fullarton, Tom Wilson and Mate Colina who last week signed with Richmond.

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Other AFL Category B success stories include Mark Blicavs who switched from athletics and Alex Keath who crossed from cricket. "​

He's no Cat B rookie but surely Dean ******* Brogan, the first and likely last player to win both an AFL premiership and NBL championship is worth a mention at some point here too

 

[sobrave]

Cats, Crows lead chase for 202cm 'Greek Freak'

Standing at 202cm, Australian basketball prodigy Paul Tsapatolis is in hot demand from AFL clubs

www.afl.com.au

"A switch to the AFL as a Category B rookie would follow the path of former basketballers including Hugh Greenwood, Tom Fullarton, Tom Wilson and Mate Colina who last week signed with Richmond.

​

Other AFL Category B success stories include Mark Blicavs who switched from athletics and Alex Keath who crossed from cricket. "​

He's no Cat B rookie but surely Dean ******* Brogan, the first and likely last player to win both an AFL premiership and NBL championship is worth a mention at some point here too

Dean who? You can't expect AFL writers to know anything about football surely...