Rumour Tales from the Henley Beach Cafe: CROWS 2021 RUMOURS

[FR0GGY]

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Hmm

 

[hey shorty]

I'm forecasting the following outcomes over the offseason:

Final assistant coach: Scott Thompson, missing Bassett and Solomon
Coaching director: Neil Craig
No changes to the fitness department
Rod Jameson announced as the successor to John Olsen

Trades:
We will pay pick 15 for Fantasia and Atkins compo for Neal-Bullen
Crouch will go to Geelong for pick 15
We will miss out on Hatley, Brodie, and everyone else who is rated
Hartigan signed to a new 3 year deal
MacKay to be signed to a new 1 year deal

Seriously, this club!

Thommo would've been announced.

The rest give me chills

 

[hey shorty]

Hmm

It's Tom Browne.

Probably never happened.

 

[jackster83]

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Why wasn't he driving an MG?

 

[Eagleboy2011]

Burgess is extremely over rated.

World wide experience in a number of sports. Over rated?

 

[Dirty Bird]

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Culture
At least we don’t try and cover s**t up

 

[NCHammertime]

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This could be why we were on the front foot so quick with Crouch and Stengle. It’ll be old news tomorrow

 

[Dirty Bird]

Burgess is extremely over rated.

This may be true......but still an upgrade on hass

 

[ShadeyP]

Watts going on ? Bennell of a week for the AFL .

First we have Crouching Brad hidden Stengle caught on CCTV , Harley riding straight to hospital after his farewell tour and now we find out Jugger Norg Jack flew from the scene in a smashed up Kluger .

Stay Chuuuuuned !

 

[crow2crow]

Burgess is extremely over rated.

cant be worse than hass but i suspect over-rated has never generated results

 

[Bearded Clam]

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Wow... so the real reason he retired has come out..

What a bunch of scoundrels they are down at alberton..

The club : Been caught drink driving eh Wattsy?..

What are we gonna do to get out of this smelling like roses..

Quick wattsy.. anounce your retirement and a few days later we’ll let this out of the bag and, hey presto, any possible blow back cant be linked to the club!.

Hypocrites of the highest order...

 

[AFC3000]

I'm extremely confident Port knew about this and covered it up.

Think they will get any criticism for doing so?

Hit and run? Didn't report it straight away?

Guess you can't fail a test if you leave it a few days, "retire" now and lay low for a bit?

 

[1990crow]

I'm extremely confident Port knew about this and covered it up.

Think they will get any criticism for doing so?

Nope

 

[ShadeyP]

cant be worse than hass but i suspect over-rated has never generated results

Almost snatched the Power a flag in his return year ... they were fit as f..k in that 3 year load up and other clubs did follow and also the rotations were taken way down so his regime did not have a chance to maximize benefits .

He is a very good operator and the one thing he did have the Dees this year was very fit .

 

[mattymac]

I'm extremely confident Port knew about this and covered it up.

Think they will get any criticism for doing so?

Hit and run? Didn't report it straight away?

Guess you can't fail a test if you leave it a few days, "retire" now and lay low for a bit?

Of course they knew about it. They covered up those covid breaches for weeks too. They've got form.

 

[NCHammertime]

I'm extremely confident Port knew about this and covered it up.

Think they will get any criticism for doing so?

Hit and run? Didn't report it straight away?

Guess you can't fail a test if you leave it a few days, "retire" now and lay low for a bit?

Definitely. They look like amateurs now, whether they knew or not.

 

[FR0GGY]

Did port seriously think they’d get away without this becoming public knowledge?

 

[Bearded Clam]

Culture
At least we don’t try and cover sh*t up

Exactly...

The hysterical nonsense tgat came out of those alberton flogs over the Powell pepper sexual assualt incident, including personal attacks on journalists that dared to report it, shows all you need to know about Powa “culture”..

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Wait so this happened over a week ago?

Oh dear Port Power.

 

[1990crow]

Did port seriously think they’d get away without this becoming public knowledge?

I honestly think they did.

 

[AFC3000]

We can very confidently say you don't "retire" after hitting a parked car unless you have something to hide? Right?

What are Port Adelaide hiding?

Let's see if any media bother joining the dots.

 

[dplggr47]

Wow... so the real reason he retired has come out..

What a bunch of scoundrels they are down at alberton..

The club : Been caught drink driving eh Wattsy?..

What are we gonna do to get out of this smelling like roses..

Quick wattsy.. anounce your retirement and a few days later we’ll let this out of the bag and, hey presto, any possible blow back cant be linked to the club!.

Hypocrites of the highest order...

Friends were saying we should leak this to divert attention away from the Crows. Looks like it's out now. Hit a parked car owned by a police officer. Drove off. Evaded police. Didn't report to club or police. Club contacted him and thus sudden retirement.

 

[Bearded Clam]

Did port seriously think they’d get away without this becoming public knowledge?

They are as feral and arrogant as their supporters.

They actually know that their very own supporters would be disgusted and angry if the club doesnt try and cover up, deny and go on the attack at those daring to expose any indescretions at the club when they occur..

Thats how low a hell of a lot of powa supporters are..

 

[SuperBashBros]

Highly regarded but Melbourne weren't flash hot this year.

They were fit.
Petracca was beast like and extremely fit.

 

[ShadeyP]

They were fit.
Petracca was beast like and extremely fit.

Even Viney and Oliver were covering the ground way better than they had in previous seasons .

The one thing they were was very fit .