Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[Shane Heard]

Yep, pretty clear really.

This thread has gone to sh*t since people have seemingly started posting every one of his tweets.

But every second one he does is ridiculously absurd

it’s a wealth of entertainment

 

[Shane Heard]

Robbo >>>>> Browne

Robbo is your classic footy nuffie, Browne is the deadshit with rich parents who got him a cushy job.

How dare you say that about TGO

blasphemous

may the footy gods strike you down while chugging a beer and have you half choke on the frothy beverage

 

[Mister Carlton]

 

[LeppaMessiah]

Gee wiz, nice little power move there by Tom.

 

[Timewillcome]

Tom proves that university degrees are something that can be purchased or earned.

Most aren't interested in his sports commentary and that is his job. Sure as hell not interested in his equally ill-informed political opinions.

 

[calder_daddy]

It’s been removed
What did he say

 

[Aphrodite]

The deleted tweet ...

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Shane Heard]

“ Once i graduated bottom of the class in law school and realised i was basically unemployable at any decent law firm, I begged Dad to pull some strings and get me a job on tv. Now i’m one of Australia’s most well known super journos and admired for my news breaking abilities.”

 

[gingernuts]

Tim Watson. "Joel Selwood has declared he will play this week." "lets cross to Tom browne.Tom you have a good eye for this! How did Selwood train?" Well Tim he just ran a couple of laps"

 

[Shane Heard]

Tim Watson. "Joel Selwood has declared he will play this week." "lets cross to Tom browne.Tom you have a good eye for this! How did Selwood train?" Well Tim he just ran a couple of laps"

every live cross to TB is riveting viewing and nothing less than premium inside information of the inner machinations and secrets of AFL clubs.

He’s a class above his peers.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Shane Heard]

the longest 7 mins of his life...such anticipation

 

[Shane Heard]

speaking to the regard is a thing you know..

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Cleavy]

he said on the sports preview: due to the rain taking place in Adelaide, Richmond's selection of a smaller line-up looks like a masterstroke. Does he not realise that Port can make a late change or 2?

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Shane Heard]

It’s always good so I’m told when you get told something that was told to somebody else who told another and then they told me.

 

[Pistol Night]

Fair dunkum this campaigner makes Dr Suess sound as simple as Forrest Gump

 

[Sonny Bonds]

On the Lynch incident....

"As he was speaking to us, I think a BOOM BOOM coke, herp herp, a GLASS of it was thrown, a PLASTIC GLASS of it was thrown at him"

STFU and stop sensationalizing everything.

Staggering class after fan’s disgusting act

Richmond bad boy Tom Lynch has shown absolute class to console a crying Port Adelaide fan just moments after another fan hurled a drink at him from the boundary during a live TV interview.

www.news.com.au

 

[The 747]

Even by his very low standards....that is really bad writing.

 

[Pistol Night]

Even by his very low standards....that is really bad writing.

Am i the only one that reads his tweets 5 times and still cant understand what the campaigner is on about?

 

[The 747]

Am i the only one that reads his tweets 5 times and still cant understand what the campaigner is on about?

This thread is fun and all but there is something NQR with his brain.

 

[The 747]

Tom proves that university degrees are something that can be purchased or earned.

Most aren't interested in his sports commentary and that is his job. Sure as hell not interested in his equally ill-informed political opinions.

A university degree tends to reward persistence, much more than intelligence. And you have to admit young mate Tom (although he looks like old mate) is persistent.