Nostradamus Lives W

[PumpyChowdown]

Have you seen Chris Mayne's missus?

Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ. Just used the Google machine to look her up. What a stunner. Mayne batting well above his average on that one.

 

[Hot Shame]

In a DJ booth of a Geelong nightclub.

Love it.. The AFL needs Bomber back just for the stories.

 

[Kwality]

Alright campaigners, I've spoken to my source in Geelong and I can confirm there is truth to this rumour- however some of the details have been misreported.

The truth is Gary Rohan actually slept with Tom Hawkins.
Tom Hawkins was then punched in the face by the Physio. No idea if the Physio punched Tom because she is a friend of his wife, or because she was jealous for Tom sleeping with Gary... but I will let everyone know once I have confirmed the facts.

You heard it here first!!!

Read the thread up to this post, nothing to see here ?

 

[Ando727]

Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ. Just used the Google machine to look her up. What a stunner. Mayne batting well above his average on that one.

Lol, without the football career, he doesn't get within 10 metres of her...

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

Lol, without the football career, he doesn't get within 10 metres of her...

..as Swanny said, if Clayton Oliver wasn't an AFL footballer, what would be be?

A virgin

 

[ToddaRools]

..as Swanny said, if Clayton Oliver wasn't an AFL footballer, what would be be?

A virgin

a brilliant line a first told by the great peter crouch about himself

 

[AndyLucimitis]

It's a tough race to win "worst tattoo award" but he wins so easily

Worst Tattoo Award ? - Oh you mean 'The Stringer Medal'.

 

[Big Bryza]

Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ. Just used the Google machine to look her up. What a stunner. Mayne batting well above his average on that one.

Incorrect. She's batting well outside her crease being married to the Mayne man.

 

[tugga]

Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ. Just used the Google machine to look her up. What a stunner. Mayne batting well above his average on that one.

Good lord. I just did the google search too.
This is a legit miracle.

 

[BEEG]

There's not a mark on him so I call bullshit.

Hawkins threw the punch but missed.

 

[Linda_Lovelace]

Managed to find a pic of the physio in question:

 

[Linda_Lovelace]

Only way to beat that abomination would be to get a tattoo of the piece of sh*t on his chest.

He did, he put an Essendon jumper on.

 

[ChesterTreasure]

Only way to beat that abomination would be to get a tattoo of the piece of sh*t on his chest.

Imagine what that tatt's gonna look like in fifteen years.

 

[Jim Prideaux]

Imagine what that tatt's gonna look like in fifteen years.

 

[Lex22]

Did Stringer legit put dogshit in Tom Boyd's locker?

Think it was worse than that.

My understanding is The Package backed one in himself to Boyd’s Locker.

No animals involved.

 

[Blackhawk42]

Gary Rohan.

Would have to be the first time he's ever performed in September.

 

[iameviljez]

Sorry slightly confused here. Rohan is rooting the physio, but how does this involved anyone else not he team?

I assume that they are friends with his wife. Certainly, if one of my mates decided to cheat on their wives, I’d feel extremely upset for the wife in question.

 

[Linda_Lovelace]

I assume that they are friends with his wife. Certainly, if one of my mates decided to cheat on their wives, I’d feel extremely upset for the wife in question.

Unless you are Gary Lyon then you just 'slip' in.

 

[iameviljez]

Unless you are Gary Lyon then you just 'slip' in.

Rather overlooked in that whole thing is that there was no cheating.

 

[Linda_Lovelace]

Rather overlooked in that whole thing is that there was no cheating.

Hmmm, OK.

 

[Barunga Bullet]

Alright campaigners, I've spoken to my source in Geelong and I can confirm there is truth to this rumour- however some of the details have been misreported.

The truth is Gary Rohan actually slept with Tom Hawkins.
Tom Hawkins was then punched in the face by the Physio. No idea if the Physio punched Tom because she is a friend of his wife, or because she was jealous for Tom sleeping with Gary... but I will let everyone know once I have confirmed the facts.

You heard it here first!!!

That's a lie. If he's banging anyone it has to be Jack Steven.

 

[Sttew]

I’ll quote your niavity post when it’s out.

Still spelling it incorrectly!!

 

[Sttew]

nah, Hawkins knocked him out early in the week hence reason didn’t play. Take that to the bank

How come Rohan warmed up before the game and was a last minute withdrawal? Headache?

 

[10571z]

I’ve got a connection(assistant coach) via a team in the hub I just spoke to who said 100% Hawkins and Rohan rumour true.

 

[Nebular]

How come Rohan warmed up before the game and was a last minute withdrawal? Headache?

Yeah not like Scott to play funny bugger switcheroo with selections. Lol