Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 13: Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[Santoz]

No need to lie TY. I've got it covered, don't worry

It's not a melt, it's a detailed response as to why you're an embarrassment to the Bombers.

And I do have the displeasure of being around to have had some of the worst food known to humankind in KFC.

No, nobody in the Bombers is going to read it. Mostly because you just go for the lowest common denominator stuff.

Long gone are the days of beez just dominating match threads with his intellect at my former club. It's sad to see how far this place has fallen since I was last at the SFA. I thought it was unrecognizable under Wayno, you've honestly fallen to new depths this season.

beez and 'dominate intellectually'.

Wow.

Do you deliberately misnomer this bad or are you just plain gifted?

 

[eth-dog]

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Thus, proving my point that my former club and it's captain are undoubtedly the worst in the SFA.

beez and 'dominate intellectually'.

Wow.

Do you deliberately misnomer this bad or are you just plain gifted?

Wait. Are you actually serious right now?

You think beez isn't one of the smartest people in the SFA? This has to be without a doubt the dumbest thing that you have ever posted. And that is saying something.

 

[Santoz]

Thus, proving my point that my former club and it's captain are undoubtedly the worst in the SFA.

Wait. Are you actually serious right now?

You think beez isn't one of the smartest people in the SFA? This has to be without a doubt the dumbest thing that you have ever posted. And that is saying something.

When beez does something worth my time (these days) I'll look at it. Till then, these calls you're making make both he and you look terribly out of touch.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Thus, proving my point that my former club and it's captain are undoubtedly the worst in the SFA.

Wait. Are you actually serious right now?

You think beez isn't one of the smartest people in the SFA? This has to be without a doubt the dumbest thing that you have ever posted. And that is saying something.

Mate please, you are emotional now and overreacting.

Everyone knows the club was far, far worse under my captaincy!

 

[VainGlorious]

Thus, proving my point that my former club and it's captain are undoubtedly the worst in the SFA.


.

I’ve got a newsflash for you mate. No one actually cares what you have to say, that’s just a fact.
I’m sure it’s a bitter pill to swallow, being shit and everything, but it’s not actually your fault.

It’s your genetics.

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Wait. Are you actually serious right now?

You think beez isn't one of the smartest people in the SFA? This has to be without a doubt the dumbest thing that you have ever posted. And that is saying something.

Why are you so angry?

 

[Santoz]

I’ve got a newsflash for you mate. No one actually cares what you have to say, that’s just a fact.
I’m sure it’s a bitter pill to swallow, being sh*t and everything, but it’s not actually your fault.

It’s your genetics.

Why are you so angry?

I'm tipping eth-dog closes his laptop in contempt and takes another SFA hiatus till Wednesday or Thursday at the very earliest

 

[VainGlorious]

I'm tipping eth-dog closes his laptop in contempt and takes another SFA hiatus till Wednesday or Thursday at the very earliest

If he thinks we are bad now, wait until Metalcrusher takes over next season.

Get in here and sing the song with us skipper!!!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

If he thinks we are bad now, wait until Metalcrusher takes over next season.

Get in here and sing the song with us skipper!!!

Lead us out skipper!!

 

[Metalcrusher]

If he thinks we are bad now, wait until Metalcrusher takes over next season.

Get in here and sing the song with us skipper!!!

Who or what the actual **** is an ethdog? Methdog? Does he sniff it out or use?

 

[VainGlorious]

Lead us out skipper!!

I can’t believe you’ve singlehandedly ended an aspiring qootiers career with a 151 DT point demolition of him all those seasons ago.

The Hawks will have to merge with the Wonders at this rate!

 

[Santoz]

If he thinks we are bad now, wait until Metalcrusher takes over next season.

Get in here and sing the song with us skipper!!!

CRUSSSSHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[eth-dog]

When beez does something worth my time (these days) I'll look at it. Till then, these calls you're making make both he and you look terribly out of touch.

Wow, that's, um, an opinion.

Mate please, you are emotional now and overreacting.

Everyone knows the club was far, far worse under my captaincy!

Was I around for that Tones? I left before Harolad became captain. Either way, I very much doubt you were anywhere near as bad as ABV.

I’ve got a newsflash for you mate. No one actually cares what you have to say, that’s just a fact.
I’m sure it’s a bitter pill to swallow, being sh*t and everything, but it’s not actually your fault.

It’s your genetics.

Why are you so angry?

Nah, you're wrong. There's a reason why most clubs clamored to get me when I returned, including yours. Hell, I'm still receiving offers from other clubs to join them after this season. It's just a plain old fact. I've turned them down though.

I'm not angry, I'm disappointed as to where Baghdad has ended up. It used to be one of the premier places for banter in the SFA, now most teams cringe when they have to come up against them.

 

[VainGlorious]

Who or what the actual fu** is an ethdog? Methdog? Does he sniff it out or use?

Start us off skipper!

Da dada dada,

Da dada dada

Da dada dada dada dada bom bom bom!

We are the Navy Blues Baghdad Bombers

 

[PMBangers]

The Hawks will have to merge with the Wonders at this rate!

I'd rather stick a fish hook down my urethra

 

[Metalcrusher]

I'd rather stick a fish hook down my urethra

Sounds hot.

 

[eth-dog]

I'd rather stick a fish hook down my urethra

It could be worse. We could have to merge with the Bombers.

 

[PMBangers]

Sounds hot.

It's always hot, more burning, ever since I spent a long weekend in Baghdad with Santoz

 

[VainGlorious]

I'd rather stick a fish hook down my urethra

 

[VainGlorious]

It could be worse. We could have to merge with the Bombers.

We seem to have gotten under your skin a little mate.

Is everything ok?

 

[eth-dog]

We seem to have gotten under your skin a little mate.

Is everything ok?

I've told you multiple times. I'm simply disappointed at the state of this once great club.

 

[VainGlorious]

I've told you multiple times. I'm simply disappointed at the state of this once great club.

So you’re acknowledging that you are indeed emotional this morning.

How does that make you feel?

 

[eth-dog]

So you’re acknowledging that you are indeed emotional this morning.

How does that make you feel?

I'm admitting that I'm disappointed.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I can’t believe you’ve singlehandedly ended an aspiring qootiers career with a 151 DT point demolition of him all those seasons ago.

The Hawks will have to merge with the Wonders at this rate!

 

[VainGlorious]

I'm admitting that I'm disappointed.

This is great stuff mate, you are showing real inner-growth.

Now, we have to get to the real issue at hand here.

Failing at everything you try. How does this make you feel?

Inadequate?

Spare no thought, friend, as I am here to help.

 

[Metalcrusher]

I'm admitting that I'm disappointed.