Official Match Thread Season 30 Round 13: Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[Santoz]

Wow, that's, um, an opinion.

Was I around for that Tones? I left before Harolad became captain. Either way, I very much doubt you were anywhere near as bad as ABV.

Nah, you're wrong. There's a reason why most clubs clamored to get me when I returned, including yours. Hell, I'm still receiving offers from other clubs to join them after this season. It's just a plain old fact. I've turned them down though.

I'm not angry, I'm disappointed as to where Baghdad has ended up. It used to be one of the premier places for banter in the SFA, now most teams cringe when they have to come up against them.

Lol.

Clubs chasing you?

You contribute 4/5ths of **** all to match threads.

Nothing interesting at all bar complaining.

You have no persona whatsoever.

You don't do media.

You have no right to complain about us because we, at least, bring something to the SFA unlike you, you analogous, ordinary hack.

 

[VainGlorious]

I was honestly hoping for that thicc, gutter trash rapper and her ‘hunnet shots’.

This thread needs more of those fine, upstanding, thicc rappers for, erm, ah, entertainment purposes.

That’s it, entertainment.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I was honestly hoping for that thicc, gutter trash rapper and her ‘hunnet shots’.

This thread needs more of those fine, upstanding, thicc rappers for, erm, ah, entertainment purposes.

That’s it, entertainment.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Lol.

Clubs chasing you?

You contribute 4/5ths of fu** all to match threads.

Nothing interesting at all bar complaining.

You have no persona whatsoever.

You don't do media.

You have no right to complain about us because we, at least, bring something to the SFA unlike you, you analogous, ordinary hack.

 

[VainGlorious]

 

[VainGlorious]

Exactly brother, exactly.

I didn’t listen to the song, but exactly.

Now, where are the interesting, funny, and witty Hawks posters?

por_please_ya Golumless Chipmunk PMBangers NinjaSwan

Come and engage my witty repartee whilst it’s hot.

 

[PMBangers]

Exactly brother, exactly.

I didn’t listen to the song, but exactly.

Now, where are the interesting, funny, and witty Hawks posters?

por_please_ya Golumless Chipmunk PMBangers NinjaSwan

Come and engage my witty repartee whilst it’s hot.

I'm sore and walking funny after Turbos last night, but I'm here

 

[Santoz]

Exactly brother, exactly.

I didn’t listen to the song, but exactly.

Now, where are the interesting, funny, and witty Hawks posters?

por_please_ya Golumless Chipmunk PMBangers NinjaSwan

Come and engage my witty repartee whilst it’s hot.

Where are the interesting, funny and witty Hawks posters amongst that lot?

 

[eth-dog]

This is great stuff mate, you are showing real inner-growth.

Now, we have to get to the real issue at hand here.

Failing at everything you try. How does this make you feel?

Inadequate?

Spare no thought, friend, as I am here to help.

I literally said it twice. Are you that stupid that you can't understand simple English? I have literally spelt it out for you.

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Oh, look, another lowest common denominator.

Lol.

Clubs chasing you?

You contribute 4/5ths of fu** all to match threads.

Nothing interesting at all bar complaining.

You have no persona whatsoever.

You don't do media.

You have no right to complain about us because we, at least, bring something to the SFA unlike you, you analogous, ordinary hack.

Wow. This has to be the most bizarre and inaccurate rants you've ever posted.

Yes, they have, are you upset that clubs don't chase you? It happened whilst I was at the Bombers too, by the way.

I contribute more in on my worst day than you have for your entire Qooty career.

Are you upset that I'm insulting your club? The only one complaining here is you, because I've insulted Baghdad.

Did I upset you again? Honestly, if you don't understand that's fine, at least you can admit it.

And? Is media the be all and end all of contributions to the SFA? I don't really care about the media in general unless they're about my team.

Again, not complaining. You have to understand the difference between that and disappointment. Also do you understand what the word analogous means? Because you've completely misused it there. It simply looks like you wanted to use a big word to make you look smart. It means corresponding in some particular. Which honestly makes zero grammatical sense. But hey, thanks for proving my earlier point of your limited grasp of the English language.

 

[VainGlorious]

I'm sore and walking funny after Turbos last night, but I'm here

 

[PMBangers]

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Either you or TheInjuryFactory are doing it wrong because we had it at the other end

 

[Santoz]

I literally said it twice. Are you that stupid that you can't understand simple English? I have literally spelt it out for you.

Oh, look, another lowest common denominator.

Wow. This has to be the most bizarre and inaccurate rants you've ever posted.

Yes, they have, are you upset that clubs don't chase you? It happened whilst I was at the Bombers too, by the way.

I contribute more in on my worst day than you have for your entire Qooty career.

Are you upset that I'm insulting your club? The only one complaining here is you, because I've insulted Baghdad.

Did I upset you again? Honestly, if you don't understand that's fine, at least you can admit it.

And? Is media the be all and end all of contributions to the SFA? I don't really care about the media in general unless they're about my team.

Again, not complaining. You have to understand the difference between that and disappointment. Also do you understand what the word analogous means? Because you've completely misused it there. It simply looks like you wanted to use a big word to make you look smart. It means corresponding in some particular. Which honestly makes zero grammatical sense. But hey, thanks for proving my earlier point of your limited grasp of the English language.

Bizarre inaccurate rant? Me?

If I have to explain how ordinary and regular a poster you are compared to all those others who don't stand out and contribute **** all because you don't understand the meaning of the word analogous in my sentence or in general then I really am conversing with somebody below me intellectually.

 

[VainGlorious]

Where are the interesting, funny and witty Hawks posters amongst that lot?

They are there, Chipmunk is only small, but he can get into all the right spots

I literally said it twice. Are you that stupid that you can't understand simple English? I have literally spelt it out for you.

Oh, look, another lowest common denominator.

Wow. This has to be the most bizarre and inaccurate rants you've ever posted.

Yes, they have, are you upset that clubs don't chase you? It happened whilst I was at the Bombers too, by the way.

I contribute more in on my worst day than you have for your entire Qooty career.

Are you upset that I'm insulting your club? The only one complaining here is you, because I've insulted Baghdad.

Did I upset you again? Honestly, if you don't understand that's fine, at least you can admit it.

And? Is media the be all and end all of contributions to the SFA? I don't really care about the media in general unless they're about my team.

Again, not complaining. You have to understand the difference between that and disappointment. Also do you understand what the word analogous means? Because you've completely misused it there. It simply looks like you wanted to use a big word to make you look smart. It means corresponding in some particular. Which honestly makes zero grammatical sense. But hey, thanks for proving my earlier point of your limited grasp of the English language.

Oh boy lads, we’ve got a live one here.

You know what you are doing right now? It’s called projecting.

Do you know what projecting is?

I’d love to explain it for you, but I honestly don’t have the time, inclination or crayons to get it through your smooth-brained skull.

If you are willing to pay me a small fee, I can actually help you become better.

 

[VainGlorious]

Either you or TheInjuryFactory are doing it wrong because we had it at the other end

 

[eth-dog]

Bizarre inaccurate rant? Me?

If I have to explain how ordinary and regular a poster you are compared to all those others who don't stand out and contribute fu** all because you don't understand the meaning of the word analogous in my sentence or in general then I really am conversing with somebody below me intellectually.

Yes, you. Santoz.

No need to be upset about the fact that I just taught you a lesson in English. It'll get easier I promise.

Now I have some jobs to do around my house, if I'm not around it's okay. I'm sure some of the others will be able to help you learn

They are there, Chipmunk is only small, but he can get into all the right spots


Oh boy lads, we’ve got a live one here.

You know what you are doing right now? It’s called projecting.

Do you know what projecting is?

I’d love to explain it for you, but I honestly don’t have the time, inclination or crayons to get it through your smooth-brained skull.

If you are willing to pay me a small fee, I can actually help you become better.

No, what I'm doing is explaining how far the Bombers have fallen. Projecting is pushing emotion onto something else, I'm glad you're man enough to ask about something you don't know about. You're showing growth ABV, maybe all hope isn't lost for you

 

[VainGlorious]

Yes, you. Santoz.

No need to be upset about the fact that I just taught you a lesson in English. It'll get easier I promise.

Now I have some jobs to do around my house, if I'm not around it's okay. I'm sure some of the others will be able to help you learn

No, what I'm doing is explaining how far the Bombers have fallen. Projecting is pushing emotion onto something else, I'm glad you're man enough to ask about something you don't know about. You're showing growth ABV, maybe all hope isn't lost for you

You are flailing wildly here mate.

Are you going to continue to recycle things you have read and post them in this match thread?

Like I said earlier, let’s get the good Hawks posters in here to save us from the window licking dullards like yourself.

Be better, or log off.

 

[por_please_ya]

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Where on earth do you even find these memes lmao

 

[Santoz]

Yes, you. Santoz.

No need to be upset about the fact that I just taught you a lesson in English. It'll get easier I promise.

Now I have some jobs to do around my house, if I'm not around it's okay. I'm sure some of the others will be able to help you learn

I knew you'd pull the pin considering you pointed me out for not understanding the English language, then showed you have no clue what the word analogous means.

Take care mate and all the best when you reopen that laptop on Wednesday like I pencilled you in for

 

[VainGlorious]

Where on earth do you even find these memes lmao

It’s my Aunty and uncle from my 16th birthday party, all those years ago.

 

[AceAndy]

Where on earth do you even find these memes lmao

Pornhub

 

[Santoz]

You are flailing wildly here mate.

Are you going to continue to recycle things you have read and post them in this match thread?

Like I said earlier, let’s get the good Hawks posters in here to save us from the window licking dullards like yourself.

Be better, or log off.

He will.

He's been made to look stupid post after post this morning, realised this, and is now mashing the eject button.

I'm surprised he had the dumb courage to begin flailing at us in the first place

 

[AceAndy]

Wow eth-dog really schooling the Bombers here.

 

[VainGlorious]

He will.

He's been made to look stupid post after post this morning, realised this, and is now mashing the eject button.

I'm surprised he had the dumb courage to begin flailing at us in the first place

Imagine having to post with someone as dull as that on our list?

It would be like posting with a turnip-loving boomer flog like AceAndy

****ing squib that he is.

 

[Pugsley]

I literally said it twice. Are you that stupid that you can't understand simple English? I have literally spelt it out for you.

Oh, look, another lowest common denominator.

Wow. This has to be the most bizarre and inaccurate rants you've ever posted.

Yes, they have, are you upset that clubs don't chase you? It happened whilst I was at the Bombers too, by the way.

I contribute more in on my worst day than you have for your entire Qooty career.

Are you upset that I'm insulting your club? The only one complaining here is you, because I've insulted Baghdad.

Did I upset you again? Honestly, if you don't understand that's fine, at least you can admit it.

And? Is media the be all and end all of contributions to the SFA? I don't really care about the media in general unless they're about my team.

Again, not complaining. You have to understand the difference between that and disappointment. Also do you understand what the word analogous means? Because you've completely misused it there. It simply looks like you wanted to use a big word to make you look smart. It means corresponding in some particular. Which honestly makes zero grammatical sense. But hey, thanks for proving my earlier point of your limited grasp of the English language.

Piss off and propose another failed club bid. ****ing bellend.

 

[Cadsky]

Pornhub

I hope you've not been showing these things to your team mates, all of whom are in the age bracket of 10-12 yo