Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[corbies]

He deleted very quickly but this tweet is... something.

 

[gingernuts]

He deleted very quickly but this tweet is... something.

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do the research TB wuckfit

 

[Shane Heard]

He deleted very quickly but this tweet is... something.

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stick to just nonsensical ramblings about footy Tom you idiot

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[The Prosecutor]

"Who is this bloke?" to be followed by "Do you know who I am" later tonight.

 

[Aphrodite]

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"Who is this bloke?" to be followed by "Do you know who I am" later tonight.

 

[Private Hudson]

Tommy having an elite trade period.

 

[Rich]

 

[iluvparis]

Chemist Warehouse is where I need to be after reading most of his rubbish

 

[Billy ray]

ive only just discovered this thread.
good times

 

[gingernuts]

ive only just discovered this thread.
good times

The pain that you are feeling cannot compare to the joy that is coming

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[RedmanWasHere]

If there was a movie made about him, you'd get Seth McFarlane to play him.

Call it 'Sources Say.'

 

[The Prosecutor]

Got to give credit to the man, he is doing a more impressive spinning for Collingwood than anyone on their payroll.

 

[WeMissYouMarkCoughlan]

This is quality from Old Tom. I reckon he’s had a solid trade period.

 

[HTPunter]

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To be fair, it's one of the more intelligent things he has tweeted. The netball salaries aren't exactly huge and isn't she an Australian netballer? So not exactly carrying dead weight.

The netball team doesn't exist to help the football team. The Magpies are the worst team in the league and Sunshine Coast have finished 1st,1st, 2nd and 3rd (2nd in regular season) the last 4 years. Also they still have a salary cap and who knows what the Magpies cap or approach to improving is - might not be paying big amounts.

 

[Mr.X]

Nothing from Tom during the off season?

 

[Pragmatic Shill]

Posting a screenshot in case he deletes. He's turned off comments on this.

On SM-G981B using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[troybe]

He really is a ghoul. Maybe he should get consent before posting a picture of a child.


On iPhone using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[OffTheBit]

Tom Browne has posted on twitter again tonight, posting a photo from Brooke Cotchin in a show of support, who posted a photo of Danielle Hardwick in a show of support.

 

[markm106]

Tom Browne has posted on twitter again tonight, posting a photo from Brooke Cotchin in a show of support, who posted a photo of Danielle Hardwick in a show of support.

It might be a bit frosty post game round one and Tom gets to open up the questions in the Hardwick presser.

 

[deanc]

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I love Tom's 'breaking news' nonsense headlines. Suggest he probably has enough material by now for a stand-up routine..?

A friend of my eldest son is actually good mates with him and often sarcastically replies to some of these, which are usually deleted by TB shortly after they arrive.

The response to the above Gunston one apparently was:
"Gee Tom, that's big news - I also heard Fitzroy are interested in Jeremy Cameron, but I was told overnight the club no longer exists, so I guess there is not much chance of that happening either?....

 

[manangatang]

Good areas from Tommy. That last sentence is startling in its prescience.

 

[Mr Cannons]

Good areas from Tommy. That last sentence is startling in its prescience.

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That could possibly be his best

 

[Pistol Night]

Good areas from Tommy. That last sentence is startling in its prescience.

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Someone quits and he expects that someone will need to replace him. Groundbreaking stuff there from Tommy