Roast 2021 Mock Game Day Banners

[ghostdog]

fairbump_playon and I thought this might be a fun thing to do during the off-season.

See if you can invent a banner that is reflective of the low expectations caused by 20 years of mediocrity. Coz the only way is up, right?

eg.,
ADEQUATE TO THE CORE
AVOID THE BOTTOM 4

Cheers fp!

...or my first effort;
Certainty. We all want it.


This is so sadistic. I'm looking forward to it

 

[fairbump_playon]

Thanks ghostdog for setting up. It's definitely on the dark side - but I feel we can do this with a sense of joy LOL.

We've suffered enough and we want a team that keeps its promises.
We keep hoping that we will play better to meet our high expectations.
Maybe we need to set the bar ... a lot lower. And be pleasantly surprised!

DOING WHAT WE OUGHTA
WINNING PARTS OF QUARTERS

 

[Unfazed]

FLAGS ARE OTHER TEAMS YEARNINGS
WE'RE JUST HERE FOR THE LEARNINGS.

 

[VelvetSledge]

OUR EXPECTATIONS WERE LOW
BUT JESUS CHRIST

 

[JayJ20]

In the darkest hour of the night,
Comes none other than Peter Wright.
He'll take us to September,
Where we will be dismembered.

 

[Maxabillions]

ITS A NEW GAME PLAN
BE PATIENT

 

[Unfazed]

Watching our rapid ladder descent
No wonder we're only paid 90 percent.

 

[TheBrightSide]

A 20 YEAR DROUGHT,
HAS LEFT US QUITE NEEDY.
WE ARE OUT OF IDEAS,
SO WE BOUGHT BACK SHEEDY.

The other side just says:
LOL NORF.

 

[EnolaGay]

Xavier is a wunderkind
At trade time Dodo is a hit
It's a pity that our playing style
Is a steaming pile of s**t

 

[windyhill]

Haven’t won a final in years,
We’re in heaps of strife.
Not to worry,
Dodoro’s got a job for life.

 

[fairbump_playon]

OUR EXPECTATIONS WERE LOW
BUT JESUS CHRIST

This is just too real

 

[brendan84]

Trade week and free agency is where we shine
All that matters is the bottom line

 

[brutus76]

for the last 20 seasons
we've totally sucked
there's no hope or future
we're totally ******

 

[Ati Tude]

Go Dons
(if you aren't going to try then neither are we)

 

[ghostdog]

In the darkest hour of the night,
Comes none other than Peter Wright.
He'll take us to September,
Where we will be dismembered.

Let's battle JayJ!

Always striving,
That's our motto.
And if you get stuck,
Just kick it to
2 Metre Peter.

 

[Halloween Jack]

Hi guys.
We are cutting your pay by 9%. Good luck today!
Cheers, X-man

 

[mike14]

Knighta and Hirdy;
Bomba, Woosha and Truck,
Who will be next? Who gives a *?

 

[Squeaky]

GO ESSINTGON!

(sic)

 

[Maxabillions]

Come play for Essendon get great job security
Our boys get guaranteed games in perpetuity

 

[mike14]

It's round 14 and we're firmly bottom 4,
Time to find a scapegoat and show them the door

 

[Howard Moon]

need one with velcro sides that falls apart in the wind pre game - my greatest fear as a child, the collapsed banner

 

[EnolaGay]

need one with velcro sides that falls apart in the wind pre game - my greatest fear as a child, the collapsed banner

Doesn't really rhyme and not sure that would fit on a banner

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[GUMBLETRON]

Hi guys.
We are cutting your pay by 9%. Good luck today!
Cheers, X-man

ON FORM THE MONEY'S NOT WELL SPENT
BUT WE'LL STILL HAVE OUR NINE PERCENT

 

[Bunk Moreland]

IT COULD BE WORSE

YOU COULD BE A NORF SUPPORTER

 

[raskolnikov]

We have the lube ready.
Take it steady!