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A bloke walks into a GP’s room, and sits down. The GP asks what he can do for him. The patient replies “I think I am a moth”.

‘A moth?” The GP replies, “why did you come to see me?” “ I think you need to see a psychiatrist”.

The patient replies “I saw your light on”.
 
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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with no pants.

"Well, I can clearly see your nuts."


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"I can explain..."
 

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A bloke walks into a GP’s room, and sits down. The GP asks what he can do for him. The patient replies “I think I am a moth”.

‘A moth?” The GP replies, “why did you come to see me?” “ I think you need to see a psychiatrist”.

The patient replies “I saw your light on”.

This is disgusting! If the guy identifies as a moth can't we all just be accepting of him and NOT be so insensitive as to make jokes about the mothpeople?
 
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