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[Daddoo]

No I won't have that.
Scrunchers are the devil's spawn

I actually had to google “scruncher vs folder”. Had no clue... lol






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[ImperialPurple]

Sorry I misread your post.
I'm an oldie (born before 1972), but I don't fit the oldie stereotype
Some of my best friends are LGBQTI
For mine it's like worrying if a person is a scruncher or a folder. What they do in private is their own business

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It’s not even about who cares whether people scrunch or fold in private. It’s just saying that if you’re a scruncher, you’re fine, if you’re a folder, you’re fine. Personally I think as long as you wipe your arse, then you’re fine.

 

[Freeeoo]

It’s not even about who cares whether people scrunch or fold in private. It’s just saying that if you’re a scruncher, you’re fine, if you’re a folder, you’re fine. Personally I think as long as you wipe your arse, then you’re fine.

I put it to you that scrunchers were largely responsible for the disgraceful behaviour of hording toilet roll during the shutdown. Folders would never behave like that!

 

[Taylor]

I didn't think Robbo ever blew under 0.04 but that's just an observation of his work in front of camera.

 

[Monument Hills]

I put it to you that scrunchers were largely responsible for the disgraceful behaviour of hording toilet roll during the shutdown. Folders would never behave like that!

that's right. Folders are all about efficiency. We already had large amounts of toilet paper stored in the cupboard under the stairs from buying a little bit extra each week knowing this was always going to become an issue again.

 

[ImperialPurple]

Whatever scrunches OR folders do in the privacy of their own bathroom is entirely their own business.

 

[arsesmart]

that's right. Folders are all about efficiency. We already had large amounts of toilet paper stored in the cupboard under the stairs from buying a little bit extra each week knowing this was always going to become an issue again.

Although, just going by the functional process, surely scrunching is more efficient, both timewise and energy expended, than folding.

 

[Sully90]

Never has this thread needed football to start more than today.

 

[DragoDelph]

Never has this thread needed football to start more than today.

Would you prefer us be talking about off-fields antics of our players? Coz this is a nice change.
Also, footy has started. (just to be that guy)

 

[Taylor]

Never has this thread needed football to start more than today.

This applies all of the AFL landscape.

I read an article that was basically "watch out, Rayner dominates in intraclub with all the best other mids not playing, whoa, look out!"

 

[Sully90]

Would you prefer us be talking about off-fields antics of our players? Coz this is a nice change.
Also, footy has started. (just to be that guy)

I dunno I think I'll take a minor off field indiscretion over one more day of torturous fold vs scrunch debate*

And don't worry, I've been "that guy" before. Can't believe I fell into that trap myself.

*I am of course joking, touching the wood of my desk right now.

This applies all of the AFL landscape.

I read an article that was basically "watch out, Rayner dominates in intraclub with all the best other mids not playing, whoa, look out!"

That's ok, I'd happily take more photos of Taberner beating up on any of our third string defenders.

 

[Bigger]

Although, just going by the functional process, surely scrunching is more efficient, both timewise and energy expended, than folding.

arsestupid, more like. Folding brings structural integrity and a uniform surface ensuring consistent application.

 

[gaskin]

Never has this thread needed football to start more than today.

This is nothing. On the general discussion board, there was a thread with pages and pages of debate and discussion on folding v scrunching and sitting v standing to wipe.

 

[Purple dynamite]

This is nothing. On the general discussion board, there was a thread with pages and pages of debate and discussion on folding v scrunching and sitting v standing to wipe.

Wait...
Standing to wipe?

 

[Silversurfer]

Standing to wipe? Is that a thing? But your arse cheeks close up.

 

[gaskin]

Yes, apparently some crazy fools stand to wipe.

 

[Sweetback]

There are also a not insignificant number of men who don’t wipe their arses at all because they think it’s gay: https://hornet.com/stories/wiping-butts/

 

[Sweetback]

My husband doesn’t use toilet paper:

 

[Monument Hills]

Standing to wipe? Is that a thing? But your arse cheeks close up.

yeah I don't get this either. By standing, aren't you just putting yourself at serious risk of creating a Rorschach Test Ink Blot on your cheeks?

 

[showemhowtorock]

My husband doesn’t use toilet paper:

this has made me unwell

 

[arsesmart]

arsestupid, more like. Folding brings structural integrity and a uniform surface ensuring consistent application.

Sure you can sprout pretty words and wax lyrical, but I need to see hard observational evidence. The fold to wipe ratio (FTWR) vs scrunch to wipe ratio (STWR) is needed to continue this bottom wiping preference conversation in a serious manner.

 

[arsesmart]

My husband doesn’t use toilet paper:

"Crumbs". . Jesus.

 

[Yeti]

I dunno I think I'll take a minor off field indiscretion over one more day of torturous fold vs scrunch debate*

And don't worry, I've been "that guy" before. Can't believe I fell into that trap myself.

*I am of course joking, touching the wood of my desk right now.



That's ok, I'd happily take more photos of Taberner beating up on any of our third string defenders.

To be fair, our 3rd sting defenders are pretty good.

 

[wayToGo_]

Please make it stop... just when you think the politics thread might be the most vile, this thread says hold my beer.

 

[ImperialPurple]

Please make it stop... just when you think the politics thread might be the most vile, this thread says hold my beer.

Well it is the Media Thread. This discussion is probably the most appropriate one there is to be had.