Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

Jul 6, 2015
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Brothers,
First I must apologise for my absence in Church over the past season; as a holder of a holy comma I understand that more is expected and I throw myself at the mercy of TGO and the Church.
More disturbing though are the comments by the heathens on Reddit on the r/afl subreddit regarding his sermon in the Herald Sun on 2 AFLW players on opposing teams.



I quote from His scripture thus:
"On the surface and within their scared privacy, the gay romance between Emma Kearney and Kate Shierlaw is near enough perfect. What's not to like? Footy. Love. Footy. Sex. Footy. A golden retriever named Archie..." (and so on).

Replies on the subreddit such as "Go to horny jail Robbo", "...AFL 360 is a tough watch", and "...even the basic stuff like punctuation is a joke" shows that the word of TGO is still widely misunderstood. May 2021 be the season that the understanding of His word reaches outside the confines of our Church.

Praise.


I can't be the only one craving a post-coital Winnie Blue after imbibing His words brothers, my loins aflame, and I don't even smoke.
 

dktm

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Poor form by TGO in tomorrow's Herald sun.
His attempt at becoming the male version of Cawwowine Wilson is sloppy at best.

The halo has dimmed oh great one
 
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I got on at $1.70, the $7 profit I made should cover a single Corona to be drunk in His honour.

Praise. (and thanks to Boultzboi and royboy for the heads up, I've set up a notification so I'll know when it runs again).
 
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I got on at $1.70, the $7 profit I made should cover a single Corona to be drunk in His honour.

Praise. (and thanks to Boultzboi and royboy for the heads up, I've set up a notification so I'll know when it runs again).
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Funny you should ask that Brother. I had AFL 360 scheduled to record nightly last season, and lo and behold, I noticed last night a new episode has popped up to record next Monday night (8th) at 6pm daylight saving time!

Praise.
 
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