Prediction Predict Brad Crouch's output over the next 5 years

[cleanhands]

All preseason reports so far on Crouch have been poor.

Can I see them please

 

[Pugsley]

Seems to be a good problem to have by reports

Just make sure you stock up on nuts and bolts

 

[KingsRansom]

Just make sure you stock up on nuts and bolts

It's there a law against bionic limbs?

 

[Mr_Moogle]

Sorry if this offends anyone but why the F**K should we care about what BC does in the future other than how he might perform against us???

Why would anybody be offended by a reasonable take like this? He's just another opposition player now.

 

[Bovo]

Why would anybody be offended by a reasonable take like this? He's just another opposition player now.

I’m offended and will either take a gut wrenching apology or $2 mil in Bitcoin, whatever is easier!! Wow so this is what veganism feels like!! Who would have thought being offended would be so empowering??!!

 

[xazos79]

Top tier mid that lacks the polish and decision making of an elite mid-fielder.

The amount of times he's gotten the ball in a damaging position in the middle of the ground, to then handball to a stationary player killing all momentum going forward.....<ugh>

I'd rather have kept him if you told me we'd only get pick 23 for him. But then again, if he's getting into trouble off field with younger players.... i'm glad we've broomed him.

 

[KingsRansom]

If he can spend his time at the saints consistently handing out pills (sorry) like this to the lads, I will be very happy.

 

[Betts are off]

If he can spend his time at the saints consistently handing out pills (sorry) like this to the lads, I will be very happy.

Well mate, if you are after sub 1m handballs in congestion then you've come to the right family!

Pretty sure they call that a Crouchpass in Ballarat

 

[KingsRansom]

Well mate, if you are after sub 1m handballs in congestion then you've come to the right family!

Pretty sure they call that a Crouchpass in Ballarat

Haha fair point. We have had plenty of dub one metre handballers over the last decade...just most of then went 5 metres behind the intended target lol. Glad we have one now who can hit someone

 

[Betts are off]

Haha fair point. We have had plenty of dub one metre handballers over the last decade...just most of then went 5 metres behind the intended target lol. Glad we have one now who can hit someone

Yeah, that's one thing the Crouch boys are both Elite at. Probably the reason they'll both have better years this years without each other TBH. That's my prediction anyway.

Anyway good luck with the season mate!

 

[KingsRansom]

Yeah, that's one thing the Crouch boys are both Elite at. Probably the reason they'll both have better years this years without each other TBH. That's my prediction anyway.

Anyway good luck with the season mate!

Cheers mate, likewise!!!

 

[1970crow]

Not sure what pre season reports you have been getting. The ones who regularly attend training on our board reckon he's going along nicely

there’s a lot of numpty hatred around here. He’s simultaneously being paid way overs because we wouldn’t pay it and also Saints screwed us by not paying him enough to get band 1. Welcome to the Adelaide board.

 

[1970crow]

Sorry if this offends anyone but why the F**K should we care about what BC does in the future other than how he might perform against us???

did you find the thread title misleading?

 

[KingsRansom]

there’s a lot of numpty hatred around here. He’s simultaneously being paid way overs because we wouldn’t pay it and also Saints screwed us by not paying him enough to get band 1. Welcome to the Adelaide board.

Haha yeah, I can guarantee you it would be the same on our board if we were in the same boat to be honest