Banter Carlton Football Club, where paying Martin $900k for his 2020 season is acceptable. Jack Martin that is.. avg 13.5 disposals @ $66,666 per disposal

[Ashman OG]

Really? When? Will he be right for round one?

Hope for your sake he plays, you might lose by only 9 goals instead of 10

 

[beema limapep]

having red snapper and bugs tonight mate.

Tommy Bugg?

 

[beema limapep]

Where’d you get this info from? Do they have unicorns there?

He got it from Carlton, the club thats still stuck in its vfl make believe days and where footballing dreams go to die.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Where’d you get this info from? Do they have unicorns there?

who-is-the-highest-paid-player-in-the-afl-this-year

Reports differ from nearly $2m in his first year to over $2m in his first two years but either way, after the big money ends and he returns to about $300kpa, he is a massive risk to be play casually or come up with reasons he needs to be elsewhere.

What a shocking contract to offer just so you can sign Mr Half Pace but…..Carlton.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Hope for your sake he plays, you might lose by only 9 goals instead of 10

Phew. What a relief!

 

[brahj]

Unveiling two flags in front of a Carlton crowd just feels cruel at this point.

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Unveiling two flags in front of a Carlton crowd just feels cool at this point.

EFA.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Unveiling two flags in front of a Carlton crowd just feels cruel at this point.

Be a nice change to you normally unveiling two flogs.

 

[lumpinee]

Be a nice change to you normally unveiling two flogs.

u guys always unveil 22 tho,rd 1 every season,same circus different clowns,hows Fitzpatrick and Collins going these days,2 supposedly old boys
who when your backs were turned bent you guys over no lube and jammed it right up there by selling ya's to Etihad and therefore spiralling
into debt whilst they filled theyre pockets full of $$$$$....Carlton are always good for a laugh ...god bless em....5 wooden spoons in 2
decades....lol...the most this centuryhttps://youtu.be/726Xvv7WYso

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

u guys always unveil 22 tho,rd 1 every season,same circus different clowns,hows Fitzpatrick and Collins going these days,2 supposedly old boys
who when your backs were turned bent you guys over no lube and jammed it right up there by selling ya's to Etihad and therefore spiralling
into debt whilst they filled theyre pockets full of $$$$$....Carlton are always good for a laugh ...god bless em....5 wooden spoons in 2
decades....lol...the most this centuryhttps://youtu.be/726Xvv7WYso

Nice melt.

 

[lumpinee]

Nice melt.

lol,u guys are funny f***s,keep ya chins up,it will soon all be over....1 day

 

[jezzajay]

He got it from Carlton, the club thats still stuck in its vfl make believe days and where footballing dreams go to die.

No he didn’t.
And we have moved on..appreciate the concern.

 

[jezzajay]

u guys always unveil 22 tho,rd 1 every season,same circus different clowns,hows Fitzpatrick and Collins going these days,2 supposedly old boys
who when your backs were turned bent you guys over no lube and jammed it right up there by selling ya's to Etihad and therefore spiralling
into debt whilst they filled theyre pockets full of $$$$$....Carlton are always good for a laugh ...god bless em....5 wooden spoons in 2
decades....lol...the most this centuryhttps://youtu.be/726Xvv7WYso

Too hard to read...your grammar is making me fall asleep.

 

[jezzajay]

who-is-the-highest-paid-player-in-the-afl-this-year

Reports differ from nearly $2m in his first year to over $2m in his first two years but either way, after the big money ends and he returns to about $300kpa, he is a massive risk to be play casually or come up with reasons he needs to be elsewhere.

What a shocking contract to offer just so you can sign Mr Half Pace but…..Carlton.

Yeah...front ended contracts eh... good stuff

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Too hard to read...your grammar is making me fall asleep.

I actually slept with his grammar once.

 

[k31th]

Where was my ******* tag you campaigners! Where is tugga

Does brahj post here?

welcome to you... but mostly welcome to your avatar

 

[beema limapep]

No he didn’t.
And we have moved on..appreciate the concern.

We'll be the judge of that. Show some respect.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

welcome to you... but mostly welcome to your avatar

Impressive isn’t it.

 

[k31th]

Impressive isn’t it.

Can't argue with that

 

[Brick Loosener]

Impressive isn’t it.

Who is it?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Who is it?

Jeannie Pratt when she was a young lass.

 

[Brick Loosener]

Jeannie Pratt when she was a young lass.

Ha. Good one.


Need to build a time machine.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

lol,u guys are funny f***s,keep ya chins up,it will soon all be over....1 day

Imagine your utter horror if we roll you guys Thursday night!

 

[archibald]

Imagine being Kade Simpson

6

Kade Simpson

Age

39

Ht

183cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.3

5star

K

14.0

5star

HB

7.3

5star

M

5.7

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

409.0

5star

D

16.3

4star

K

11.9

5star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.9

4star

T

0.8

1star

MG

258.6

4star

D

2.0

1star

K

1.2

1star

HB

0.8

1star

M

0.8

1star

T

1.6

4star

. 215 losses, literally a career of losing. Bet they didn’t even give him a paper bag on the way out.

 

[beema limapep]

Imagine being Kade Simpson. 215 losses, literally a career of losing. Bet they didn’t even give him a paper bag on the way out.

Cant fathom it. TBH im not getting sick ofvw winning round 1, but its a comfortably numb start every year. Again. zzzzzzzzzz