Competitions Keeper League: JADE, First Among Us, The Reigning and Defending

[owen87]

Jade had the oldest list in the league by some margin.

He then used the pre-season draft to make his team even older.

Enjoy busted hamstrings.

Someone should probably sit down and work out the age profile of each list.

I nominate eth-dog

 

[Jade]

Someone should probably sit down and work out the age profile of each list.

I nominate eth-dog

LOL, why don't we each do our own list and save the poor bastard hours of work.

 

[owen87]

bastard

Oi. Don't call Ethan a bastard!

 

[eth-dog]

Someone should probably sit down and work out the age profile of each list.

I nominate eth-dog

I vote anybody that isn't me.

 

[owen87]

I vote anybody that isn't me.

You're not allowed to vote. You've been nominated.

 

[eth-dog]

You're not allowed to vote. You've been nominated.

Damn it now you're making me miss Survivor again...

 

[owen87]

Damn it now you're making me miss Survivor again...

Mapping the age demographic of each fantasy team in the league would help pass the time until the next season of Survivor...

 

[eth-dog]

Mapping the age demographic of each fantasy team in the league would help pass the time until the next season of Survivor...

It would not. It sounds long and boring.

 

[owen87]

It would not. It sounds long and boring.

Lore would you like to weigh in on the pure joy maintaining spreadsheets of player and team data brings you?

 

[rumply]

You guys havent done that yet?

rumpleinthejungle

18	0
19	0
20	1
21	5
22	3
23	3
24	6
25	5
26	4
27	2
28	0
29	1
30+	0

NAME	NAME	POS	TEAM	AGE	GAMES	SC$
Luke	Ryan	DEF	FREO	25	66	$576,500
Nick	Vlaustin	DEF	RICH	26	161	$483,500
Liam	Duggan	DEF	WC	24	102	$448,600
Nick	Coffield	DEF	STK	21	36	$426,500
Harry	Cunningham	DEF	SYD	27	130	$401,400
Jackson	Nelson	DEF	WC	24	70	$397,600
John	Noble	DEF	COLL	23	22	$393,300
Blake	Hardwick	DEF	HAW	24	82	$373,100
Zac	Butters	FWD	PORT	20	36	$471,400
Oscar	Allen	FWD	WC	21	38	$422,100
Zac	Bailey	FWD	BRIS	21	46	$420,300
Liam	Ryan	FWD	WC	24	55	$409,600
Matt	Taberner	FWD	FREO	27	87	$403,000
Tim	Membrey	FWD	STK	26	110	$363,700
Tim	O'Brien	FWD	HAW	26	78	$297,500
Kieren Briggs	Briggs	FWD	GWS	21	0	$123,900
Touk	Miller	MID	GCS	25	117	$569,200
Hugh	McCluggage	MID	BRIS	23	82	$545,500
Trent	Dumont	MID	NOR	25	99	$543,900
Jack	Billings	MID	STK	25	126	$514,800
Ed	Langdon	MID	MELB	25	85	$487,300
Adam	Cerra	MID	FREO	21	58	$484,800
Jack	Graham	MID	RICH	23	55	$446,400
Ben	Keays	MID	ADEL	24	46	$436,200
Marlion	Pickett	MID	RICH	29	20	$386,500
Kamdyn	McIntosh	MID	RICH	26	108	$381,500
Mitchell	Hinge	MID	ADEL	22	84	$328,800
Marc	Pittonet	RUC	CARL	24	20	$421,500
Sam	Draper	RUC	ESS	22	8	$378,100
Esava	Ratugolea	RUC/FWD	GEEL	22	40	$369,400

 

[rumply]

Jade
<=29 0
>=30 30

 

[boncer34]

You guys havent done that yet?

rumpleinthejungle

18	0
19	0
20	1
21	5
22	3
23	3
24	6
25	5
26	4
27	2
28	0
29	1
30+	0

Now do mine

 

[owen87]

You guys havent done that yet?

rumpleinthejungle

18	0
19	0
20	1
21	5
22	3
23	3
24	6
25	5
26	4
27	2
28	0
29	1
30+	0

Now do mine

Then for fun, do mine

 

[rumply]

 

[Lore]

Lore would you like to weigh in on the pure joy maintaining spreadsheets of player and team data brings you?

If it's long and boring then you probably haven't found enough shortcuts. Although it is SuperCoach, I'm pretty sure that would drive me mental regardless (which is why I don't do it).

 

[owen87]

If it's long and boring then you probably haven't found enough shortcuts

eth-dog rumply

I believe what Lore is saying is that if you're not finding it fun enough, that's because you're doing it wrong.

 

[Jade]

So bitch boy Schnitzengruben has already forfeited round 1 in the face of my tripod-ish swinging assault...

 

[84859300]

So b*tch boy Schnitzengruben has already forfeited round 1 in the face of my tripod-ish swinging assault...

More like lulling you into a false sense of security.

Come 1/2 time and many of your squad will be on the bench reaching for their oxygen masks and bed pans

 

[Jade]

My Preseason Ladder Predictions:

1. Jade
2. eth-dog
3. Milanista28
4. monty1104
5. bgt2110
6. boncer34
--------
7. Shermy
8. owen87
9. rumply
10. 84859300
11. Schnitzengruben
12. Bipolarbear

 

[84859300]

My Preseason Ladder Predictions:

1. Jade
2. eth-dog
3. Milanista28
4. monty1104
5. bgt2110
6. boncer34
--------
7. Shermy
8. owen87
9. rumply
10. 84859300
11. Schnitzengruben
12. Bipolarbear

That's really just the order you like us in - wtg eth-dog

 

[owen87]

That's really just the order you like us in - wtg eth-dog

Laughable he thinks boncers dumpster fire of a team will make finals.

 

[boncer34]

Laughable he thinks boncers dumpster fire of a team will make finals.

Might want to look at score predictor.

 

[Jade]

My Preseason Ladder Predictions:

1. Jade
2. eth-dog
3. Milanista28
4. monty1104
5. bgt2110
6. boncer34
--------
7. Shermy
8. owen87
9. rumply
10. 84859300
11. Schnitzengruben
12. Bipolarbear

Surprise of round 1? 84859300 walking over bgt2110 in brutal style.

Of course my preseason premiership favourite - me - won comfortably.

 

[eth-dog]

Who's top right now?

 

[Jade]

Who's top right now?

You are.

But you're 1-0 after playing the leagues version of norf.