Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Spazz Cat]

Wash your mouth out.

Thats our ******* mascot you're talking about there

Didn't we kill him off too?

 

[Shell]

Yeah its a bad feeling knowing you've got a mouse in your house.

The little scratchy sound of it running around on floorboards cant be pleasant

 

[Spazz Cat]

The little scratchy sound of it running around on floorboards cant be pleasant

Nope. Stresses you out. Makes it hard to sleep. You wonder what its doing.

 

[Shell]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww that is so gross.

 

[Shell]

Another horrific sound- is a moth trapped behind a curtain.

One of the creepiest sounds on earth it shall haunt your nightmares.

 

[Shell]

I dont take no shit anymore from moths. I used to be scared of them. Now when I "run into one" I just get mad and chase it with a pillow till I kill the **** outta it.


/wont use spray, spray just makes them go more nuts and more likely fly into you

 

[Shell]

Nope. Stresses you out. Makes it hard to sleep. You wonder what its doing.

Surely places like Bunnings and Mitre 10 would have mouse traps???


Or else.. try this

 

[Spazz Cat]

Another horrific sound- is a moth trapped behind a curtain.

One of the creepiest sounds on earth it shall haunt your nightmares.

I hate flys. When it's really hot and takes ages to get to sleep. Then when you finally start drifting off you hear a f**king fly

 

[Shell]

Search - Our range | Bunnings Warehouse

 

[Spazz Cat]

Surely places like Bunnings and Mitre 10 would have mouse traps???


Or else.. try this

Nope. Went to Bunnings and the only had the live catch ones left.
They have not worked. Didn't think they would.

 

[Shell]

I hate flys. When it's really hot and takes ages to get to sleep. Then when you finally start drifting off you hear a f**king fly

Never had one fly in my apartment tbh. I guess they dont fly this high.

 

[Kram]

A massive spider jumped out of this pile of grass I cut yesterday. I shrieked like Homer.

 

[Shell]

*im on the top floor of the building

 

[Spazz Cat]

Never had one fly in my apartment tbh. I guess they dont fly this high.

Yeah your lucky. They suck arse

 

[Shell]

Nope. Went to Bunnings and the only had the live catch ones left.
They have not worked. Didn't think they would.

I hate Bunnings.

Should take it back.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I hate Bunnings.

Should take it back.

I spent so much f**king money there when I owned a house I actually resent them now.

 

[Shell]

What about rat poison

Put some on a bit of veal

 

[Shell]

^^^^ can anyone pick that ref i did there

 

[Kram]

I hate Bunnings.

Should take it back.

When you go there you have to walk like 3km to buy all the shit you need.

 

[Shell]

I spent so much f**king money there when I owned a house I actually resent them now.

I spent most of a Sunday driving around trying to get a bath.

One item. ONE. A ****ing BATH. Took ****ing forever. At least i wasnt driving tho i guess.

 

[Kram]

^^^^ can anyone pick that ref i did there

He's hardly likely to get mugged by a gang of field mice.

 

[Shell]

When you go there you have to walk like 3km to buy all the sh*t you need.

Thats why if i need a couple "odds and ends" i prefer Mitre 10. They're smaller and closer by.

 

[Shell]

He's hardly likely to get mugged by a gang of field mice.

Well done. 10/10

 

[Spazz Cat]

When Corona was on I waited for my click&collect for nearly an hour.
I ended up getting out of the car going in finding the shit I ordered and walking out.

 

[Spazz Cat]

What about rat poison

Put some on a bit of veal

Nah, I got dogs. They'll eat it.