Banter Who is going to lay Jack Viney on his arse this week? R6 v Cheese Platters

[NaturalDisaster]

Pronunciation: /ˈbantə /
NOUN
[MASS NOUN]

• The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks:there was much good-natured banter

The rules to keep in mind in this thread:
- Read the definition of banter above, do not cross that line
- If you post in here, prepare to defend yourself, don't cry mod if you don't like your response
- The mods will not get involved unless you cross the line (Dees or Richmond supporter)
- What is said in the banter thread stays in the banter thread, you will cop infractions if you take quotes elsewhere
- The thread will be closed once the game begins, the purpose is enjoy the lead up to the game
- Images and gifs are allowed but don't overdo it
- Have some fun, the more outlandish claims the better

Let the banter begin!!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Looking forward to this guys return



Thanks to TheInjuryFactory for shooping this for me

 

[Topkent]

I can barely remember the days of the banter threads on our board that was back when we were scratching along to 3-2 starts like you blokes.

 

[Proper Gander]

We prefer “cheese board” as the correct manner of plating a selection of European cheese delicacies thank you.

”Platter” is the term used for a big tray of toothpicks bearing pre-cut Coles medium cheddar squares and a small chunk of cocktail frankfurt

 

[Toump Ass]

I don't have much to say about the game, so i'll say this:

I've always believed that if I saw my team win a flag, I'd turn into the most intolerable ******* in the entire universe. And I looked forward to that day.
But after 2017, you blokes truly created an impossibly high standard in being unreasonable and unpleasant football followers.

Kudus to you on this remarkable achievement.

Carn Dees!

 

[Scythe94]

Can y'all make this an Alex Rance

Alex Rance

Age

34

Ht

194cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

7.7

5star

M

5.7

5star

T

2.4

4star

MG

226.9

3star

No current season stats available

D

17.0

5star

K

5.8

3star

HB

11.2

5star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.6

5star

tribute game, or something along those lines?

I'm quite fond of how you get up for the occasion and honour your past players.

 

[telsor]

I can barely remember the days of the banter threads on our board that was back when we were scratching along to 3-2 starts like you blokes.

I remember when you guys were a challenge to be concerned about.

Mind you, that was 3 premierships ago.

How have you been doing since?

 

[Topkent]

I remember when you guys were a challenge to be concerned about.

Mind you, that was 3 premierships ago.

How have you been doing since?

Just 5-0 starts to seasons no big thang.

 

[Topkent]

Can y'all make this an Alex Rance tribute game, or something along those lines?

I'm quite fond of how you get up for the occasion and honour your past players.

Every Tigers support gets a swing at a giant Jack Watts head pinata from behind

 

[TJASTA]

checker hughes was better at richmond ngl

 

[Scythe94]

Ah, the Addam Maric

Addam Maric

Age

33

Ht

176cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.9

3star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.5

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.8

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

5.2

4star

M

4.8

5star

T

0.6

3star

G

0.4

3star

cup

 

[Topkent]

checker hughes was better at richmond ngl

 

[Scythe94]

Remember when you couldn't even tank properly and Jordan McMahon

Jordan Mcmahon

Age

40

Ht

186cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.2

4star

K

11.0

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

4.3

4star

T

1.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

0.6

3star

cost you the opportunity to nab Tom Scully

21

Tom Scully

Age

32

Ht

181cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.7

5star

K

9.9

4star

HB

10.8

5star

M

3.8

4star

T

3.5

5star

CL

2.3

4star

D

12.6

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

5.1

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.1

2star

CL

0.8

3star

D

19.8

5star

K

8.8

4star

HB

11.0

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

4.6

5star

CL

3.8

5star

?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Remember when you couldn't even tank properly and Jordan McMahon cost you the opportunity to nab Tom Scully?

Remember when you tanked and could have drafted Dustin Martin?

 

[Scythe94]

Remember when you tanked and could have drafted Dustin Martin?

And pass up Tom Scully and Jack Trengove? Boy, I'm glad we had Barry Prendergast in charge of our recruiting instead of you.

 

[LeverPuller]

Daniel Rioli

17

Daniel Rioli

Age

27

Ht

179cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.2

3star

K

5.8

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

2.7

3star

T

3.2

5star

MG

179.2

3star

D

8.1

2star

K

4.9

2star

HB

3.3

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

2.6

4star

MG

144.9

3star

D

9.0

3star

K

3.8

2star

HB

5.2

4star

M

0.8

1star

T

3.8

5star

MG

160.2

3star

is the worst triple premiership player of all time

 

[Topkent]

Whatever happened to that John Graham kid

 

[Makeshft_Mauler]

Remember when you couldn't even tank properly and Jordan McMahon cost you the opportunity to nab Tom Scully?

i came here to make a joke about looking forward to seeing the top 3 players from dustys draft year all on the field at once.


and you had to go and get in first

 

[Scythe94]

i came here to make a joke about looking forward to seeing the top 3 players from dustys draft year all on the field at once.


and you had to go and get in first

Hey, at least you get front row seats to watch the best player from that draft

 

[rfctigerarmy]

Mt Buller - Snow Cams

The latest views around the mountain on our live weather cams

www.mtbuller.com.au

Hrmm, no powder on Bourke Street today.

Soon though!

 

[Scythe94]

Mt Buller - Snow Cams

The latest views around the mountain on our live weather cams

www.mtbuller.com.au

Hrmm, no powder on Bourke Street today.

Soon though!

Is that Daniel Rioli's heat map?

 

[TJASTA]

Whatever happened to that John Graham kid

he is a member of the new legislative council now

 

[Topkent]

Mt Buller - Snow Cams

The latest views around the mountain on our live weather cams

www.mtbuller.com.au

Hrmm, no powder on Bourke Street today.

Soon though!

I reckon there's powder to be found on burke st mate lol. Ask Dusty.

 

[Downtown06]

Daniel Rioli is the worst triple premiership player of all time

Nathan Jones is the worst 300 game player ever

 

[schmuttt]

Oshka we are coming for you boi