Banter RDT 158 - Beers at Badgers

[TY24]

Just watched Bruno Fernandes try to play football. fu** me.

This music video (and the song itself) is one of the few things in this universe that leaves me both in awe and disgusted all at the same time.

 

[TY24]

I’ve been at work for 2 ******* days and you lot have turned this thread into an absolute dumpster fire.

You should all be immensely proud deeply ashamed of yourselves.

 

[Luuuc]

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Breaking news. I see what they did there.

 

[FKASC]

Ochre Winfrey

 

[RookiePick]

Just watched Bruno Fernandes try to play football. fu** me.

When did Barnesy decide he wanted to look like Western Movie Gene Hackman?

 

[Bender_]

This music video (and the song itself) is one of the few things in this universe that leaves me both in awe and disgusted all at the same time.

Clearly HoneyBadger35 has access to the Guantanamo Bay play list.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Florida outdoes itself:
https://www.watoday.com.au/world/no...cle-cure-miami-officials-20210426-p57mfk.html

Jim Humble, a church founder and a former Scientologist, has claimed that he is a billion-year-old god from the Andromeda galaxy. Humble, who was not charged in the case involving the Grenons, said that he asked “to be put in the part of the space navy that watched over Earth,” according to an investigation last year by ABC7 in Los Angeles.

Nothing quite like a man named Humble claiming to be a god.

 

[Bender_]

Barty gets a new Porsche for her birthday by winning Stuttgart Open

Ash Barty celebrates her birthday weekend by defeating Aryna Sabalenka in the final of the Stuttgart Open, before going on to take the doubles crown as well.

www.abc.net.au

Great that Barty got another win, but I'd ask if I could have another model. 4 door Porsches are a disgrace.

 

[Dazzler9]

Barty gets a new Porsche for her birthday by winning Stuttgart Open

Ash Barty celebrates her birthday weekend by defeating Aryna Sabalenka in the final of the Stuttgart Open, before going on to take the doubles crown as well.

www.abc.net.au

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Great that Barty got another win, but I'd ask if I could have another model. 4 door Porsches are a disgrace.

At least it's not sewage green.

Oh wait...

 

[Truckosaurus]

Take the cash, Barty. Not worth shipping that home.

 

[Barrybran]

At least it's not sewage green.

Oh wait...

I think you'll find that's closer to snot green. Might have to check the paint cards at Bunnings but I think that's it.

 

[Ochre]

Reminds me of something...

 

[Dazzler9]

Reminds me of something...


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I knew there was a reason I found that car simultaneously repulsive and hilarious.

 

[Godfather32]

Just found out my girlfriend was in a car accident this afternoon and has been airlifted to Perth. With lockdown in place I can’t travel to see her. STRESSED.

How's your girlfriend mate?

 

[TY24]

Just found out my girlfriend was in a car accident this afternoon and has been airlifted to Perth. With lockdown in place I can’t travel to see her. STRESSED.

Sorry to hear it brother. Fingers crossed for her.

 

[DanWCE]

Surely CC has selected the wrong emoji reaction to Matty's news about his partner

 

[Dazzler9]

Surely CC has selected the wrong emoji reaction to Matty's news about his partner

Maybe he's sending his love?

My Mum often signs off her texts with lol, meaning in her mind "lots of love". We've told her, but no, she keeps doing it. Even if someone is going through a tough time. "Sorry to hear about your loss Colleen. lol"

 

[MKMatty]

How's your girlfriend mate?

An update.

she’s broken her L1 & L2 vertebrae, which requires surgery tomorrow. She’s on heavy medication at Royal Perth. I’m heading up from my place down south tomorrow morning to see her and stay somewhere close.

more unfortunate is the fact that both drivers have died. The driver of the vehicle my partner was in went through uni with her, and we had plans to share an apartment between the three of us in the new year.

 

[Bender_]

An update.

she’s broken her L1 & L2 vertebrae, which requires surgery tomorrow. She’s on heavy medication at Royal Perth. I’m heading up from my place down south tomorrow morning to see her and stay somewhere close.

more unfortunate is the fact that both drivers have died. The driver of the vehicle my partner was in went through uni with her, and we had plans to share an apartment between the three of us in the new year.

That's terrible.

 

[Dazzler9]

An update.

she’s broken her L1 & L2 vertebrae, which requires surgery tomorrow. She’s on heavy medication at Royal Perth. I’m heading up from my place down south tomorrow morning to see her and stay somewhere close.

more unfortunate is the fact that both drivers have died. The driver of the vehicle my partner was in went through uni with her, and we had plans to share an apartment between the three of us in the new year.

Geez mate, just awful.

 

[Godfather32]

An update.

she’s broken her L1 & L2 vertebrae, which requires surgery tomorrow. She’s on heavy medication at Royal Perth. I’m heading up from my place down south tomorrow morning to see her and stay somewhere close.

more unfortunate is the fact that both drivers have died. The driver of the vehicle my partner was in went through uni with her, and we had plans to share an apartment between the three of us in the new year.

Sorry mate, that's terrible news. I know it doesn't mean much at the moment but best of luck with her surgery

 

[MKMatty]

Fatal South West Anzac Day crash claims two lives

Major Crash officers are investigating a double fatality that saw two drivers killed in a collision in Argyle on Anzac Day.

www.google.com.au

 

[MKMatty]

Sorry mate, that's terrible news. I know it doesn't mean much at the moment but best of luck with her surgery

She sounds in good spirits over the phone, but that could also be the morphine talking.

Thanks my man.

 

[Godfather32]

She sounds in good spirits over the phone, but that could also be the morphine talking.

Thanks my man.

She'll be glad you're able to come up and be with her at least.
I was hoping it wasn't the crash I read about this morning

 

[squashface]

An update.

she’s broken her L1 & L2 vertebrae, which requires surgery tomorrow. She’s on heavy medication at Royal Perth. I’m heading up from my place down south tomorrow morning to see her and stay somewhere close.

more unfortunate is the fact that both drivers have died. The driver of the vehicle my partner was in went through uni with her, and we had plans to share an apartment between the three of us in the new year.

Heartbreaking news mate. All the best.