Things that sh*t me the fifteenth part

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Was at the supermarket queuing up at the checkout for people doing a big shop. A lady behind me had two items asked to jump ahead. This is not a big deal, but I can't understand why she couldn't just go through the self checkout when it's virtually empty, it's not hard. I just think people who do a big shop already have longer waits don't need more people clogging up lines when there's perfectly good self checkout free.
 

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Bill Shorten says Slater is 'telling the truth'
Former federal Labor leader Bill Shorten said Michael Slater was simply "saying what a lot of people are thinking".

Appearing on Channel Nine, Mr Shorten said it was "not right" to leave Australian citizens standard overseas.

"Michael Slater is saying what a lot of people are thinking," Mr Shorten said.

"I think Mr Morrison should have created special quarantine facilities here. He's had 16 months.

"Michael Slater is just telling the truth."

Mr Shorten doubled down on his comments later in the interview, saying Mr Morrison had failed as a leader.

"I think it is disgusting that Australian citizens can't come home to secure facilities," he said.

"I think it is a complete failure of leadership."
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Because I didnt see the ******* school, or the sign...what,you want to come around and spank me or something?
Get f’ed.
Your just a pompous prick on these forums.

The complaining on here about:
1. Doing 30 kms over the speed limit is bad enough
2. Then complaining how you got caught driving without a license was even worse

Im going to predict you'll be back driving before you get your license back
 

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The complaining on here about:
1. Doing 30 kms over the speed limit is bad enough
2. Then complaining how you got caught driving without a license was even worse

Im going to predict you'll be back driving before you get your license back
FFS. Thread is called "THINGS THAT s**t ME".
So how about you chow down on a big fruity bowl of get ****ed huh?
Judgemental a-hole.
 
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Because I didnt see the ******* school, or the sign...what,you want to come around and spank me or something?
Get f’ed.
Your just a pompous prick on these forums.
FFS. Thread is called "THINGS THAT sh*t ME".
So how about you chow down on a big fruity bowl of get f’ed huh?
Judgemental a-hole.
Solid melt here Bags.

You broke the law, you don't have a leg to stand on.
 

mr bagcroft

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Solid melt here Bags.

You broke the law, you don't have a leg to stand on.
again FFS, I was just having a bitch about it. I SAID it was all my fault. you ******* guys, what the * is going on?
Jesus Christ.
Just,having.a.bitch.
Thread is... things.that.s**t.me
Another thing shitting me right now, you campaigners !
 
Because I didnt see the ******* school, or the sign...what,you want to come around and spank me or something?
Get f’ed.
Your just a pompous prick on these forums.
Lol! Angry little fella aren’t you?

You’re whinging about getting done for speeding, but the problem is the cops. It was near a school, but the excuse is you didn’t see the signs.

Now you’re angry because nobody is commiserating.

You might want to get your blood pressure checked. Don’t want to find yourself having heart palpitations, madly peddling your bike to the hospital.
 

mr bagcroft

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Lol! Angry little fella aren’t you?

You’re whinging about getting done for speeding, but the problem is the cops. It was near a school, but the excuse is you didn’t see the signs.

Now you’re angry because nobody is commiserating.

You might want to get your blood pressure checked. Don’t want to find yourself having heart palpitations, madly peddling your bike to the hospital.
Dude. Lets see, your not comprehending very well at all.
I wasn't looking for comiseration. Where could you have gotten that idea from?
I was just having a bitch, its what this thread was built for. Do I need to take you through its title word by word?
I didnt realise this was where you go to be judged from upon high by the perfect immortals of Bigfootys' thread gate keepers.
Who are perfect and have never done anything wrong.
I admitted fault. Of course its my ******* fault.
Should I stab myself in the eye and post it here for you?
How about I puncture my sack with a knitting needle and tik tok it to you oh mighty Chief?
Your task for the day.....get a ******* clue what the hell the thread is actually for and about.

P.S - the line about madly peddling to the hospital was mildly funny, and my lips did curl upwards just a little.
But overall thats a hard fail for comedy.
 
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