Someone has been murdering my weet-bix.
It could be a cereal killer.
It could be a cereal killer.
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Collie flower
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Why do ducks have feathers on their bottoms?
To keep their bum quacks warm
How dido you work out that I'm bored to tears Hoj? You got a sixth sense?End to lockdown for you coming soon l hope S.O.S.
I bought a chicken to make sandwiches, but the bloody thing was useless. It just shat all over the floor.I bought a smart light switch but I kept getting outwitted, so I swapped it for a dimmer switch.
Not my dog, he eats raw potato and onion if they drop on the floor. The thing is a vacuum cleaner.There’s nothing sadder than the look on my dog’s face when I drop food from the table and she realises it’s lettuce.