DenieD
Ken
Is Monday too early for match threads? Well is it? There is many different people that believe early Monday posting of match threads leads to fatigue and overall lack of things to talk about come the end of the week. This can turn into low activity levels for the double up games later in the season. Now it is a solid argument, that is, we don't start match threads until Tuesday or even Wednesday like some delusional people think so that others don't get bored of talking to the same people. But this is all bullshit. If you are bored of talking to the same people day after day then don't talk to them. It's pretty simple. Either you don't like them or they just don't have a lot to say, in which case move on to talking to other people in the other team or maybe just go offline for a day and experience fresh air. You heard that right fresh air, go out and smell the leaves and witness nature in it's true form: the kangaroo. Did you know a kangaroo can jump over 6 ft in the air when startled? I certainly didn't when I almost ran over one with my bike yesterday. He jumped right over my head and knocked me clean off my bike and onto the gravel below. Hurt like hell, and that was before I realised the f***er came back and kicked me in the leg. I could barely move. He bounced away like a punk, and just when I thought it was over a ******* snake came out of the bushes and bit my hand. It wasn't even a regular snake, it looked like a cartoon snake with little triangles all on its backside. I tried to get a picture of it before it slithered away, but my phone broke in the crash. I had to hike 12km to the nearest rest stop just to ask for help. By that point the venom had travelled all the way to my thorax and I passed out from lack of oxygen. I wake up three days later in a hospital bed with my family asking me what the heck happened. Do you know what I told them? Monday is not too early for match threads.
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Two winners from round 1 face off in a round 2 clash that will decide which team makes top 2 (for round 3). Furies currently have more wins this season than the first 5 rounds of last season, incredible. Bombers will be hoping to inflict more pain on furies and if they can't do it with words then qooty will have to do.
Furies early leaders
crazywildhorse 87 DT - 23 disposals
Elton Johns Wig 86 DT - 9 hitouts
Tigerturbulance 84 DT - 7 tackles
Bombers early leaders
Here2tellyouwhy 88 DT - 6 tackles
Kilroy 82 DT - 11 hitouts
Bovo 44 DT - 4 goals
Do Furies always pick a fight with everyone?
Are the bombers still trying to hide their inner friction?
All these questions will be answered this Sunday.
V
Two winners from round 1 face off in a round 2 clash that will decide which team makes top 2 (for round 3). Furies currently have more wins this season than the first 5 rounds of last season, incredible. Bombers will be hoping to inflict more pain on furies and if they can't do it with words then qooty will have to do.
Furies early leaders
crazywildhorse 87 DT - 23 disposals
Elton Johns Wig 86 DT - 9 hitouts
Tigerturbulance 84 DT - 7 tackles
Bombers early leaders
Here2tellyouwhy 88 DT - 6 tackles
Kilroy 82 DT - 11 hitouts
Bovo 44 DT - 4 goals
Do Furies always pick a fight with everyone?
Are the bombers still trying to hide their inner friction?
All these questions will be answered this Sunday.
Captains please have your team sheets in by Thursday 11:59pm AEST
we must 
see 
that it is not 
happiness 
that makes ☘ us 
grateful, 
♂ but 
gratefulness 
that 
makes 
us happy.
GOODMORNING 
but 
optimism 
and spreads 
like peanut butter 
and jelly 
all over our match 
threads 
positivity 
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