Vent The 2021 Horse's Ass Award - Voting Now Open !!!

[TedDougChris]

Ok, it's finally here - the one you have been waiting for, it's the biggest award of the season, it's the 2021 Horse's Ass Award.....



This is given to the player, coach, AFL administrator, or even yourself - which has caused the most significant amount of pain to the Fantasy Football community in 2021....

This is a veritable who's who of Fantasy Football spud-dom.....

Previous winners of the award include: John "Horse" Longmire, J "H" Longmire, Luke "Crazy Bevo" Beveridge, J Longmire Esq and TheRednWhite !!

Nominations can either be for an individual performance: see C Daniel, L Parks etc.
Or for a broader body of work: L Cameron, D Houston
Or for being a complete and utter numpty and ruining the season: G McLachlan

Nominations for other AFL Fantasy Board members will be highly considered.

So - have at it all. I'll collate the nominations and if I can remember how to turn this into a poll, voting will shortly follow.....

 

[Fitzey]

Hind away from Marvel deserves some recognition

 

[TedDougChris]

Hind away from Marvel deserves some recognition

Indeed. We should put some details into the nominations, I'll try to pull out his stats....

 

[Fitzey]

Indeed. We should put some details into the nominations, I'll try to pull out his stats....

Solid idea, I added it up about a month ago I think but obviously his average away from Marvel would of went down again from that.

 

[Joao]

I'll nominate Leon. Also players who go to rugby games.

Mostly Leon though. What a ****.

 

[11kgm]

Indeed. We should put some details into the nominations, I'll try to pull out his stats....

 

[JDWCE]

Leon *in Cameron that absolute dog

 

[TedDougChris]

Leon fu**in Cameron that absolute dog

Don’t sit on the fence mate !!

 

[Milo Cyrus]

Has managed to turn a massive premiership window into a leaky shithouse cardboard coffin.
Hot favourite to go back to back in 2022.

 

[Demon in Hell]

Samson Ryan

 

[TedDougChris]

Samson Ryan

Flesh out the nomination if you can mate !! More details !! Is he the Richmond pseudo-ruckman ??

 

[Demon in Hell]

That’s the guy, 1 game, 1 hit out and 1 free kick against for a Fantasy score of minus 2.

Price went from $192k down to $175k.

 

[TedDougChris]

That’s the guy, 1 game, 1 hit out and 1 free kick against for a Fantasy score of minus 2.

Price went from $192k down to $175k.

That's a fairly serious effort in one game..... Strong nomination, well played !!

 

[Demon in Hell]

That's a fairly serious effort in one game..... Strong nomination, well played !!

And can I add…….that minus 2 was scored from 55% game time.

 

[11kgm]

macrae first week brought him in scored 80 should have just kept Parish

Leon Cameron

Leon Cameron

Age

51

Ht

185cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.2

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.7

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.9

3star

No current season stats available

D

20.8

5star

K

14.4

5star

HB

6.4

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.8

3star

for ******* taranto

 

[tigs2010]

If you're not voting Leon Cameron

Leon Cameron

Age

51

Ht

185cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.2

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.7

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.9

3star

No current season stats available

D

20.8

5star

K

14.4

5star

HB

6.4

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.8

3star

then you aren't playing Fantasy properly.

 

[Gunf]

Leon

Although the true answer is The AFL

HM CD for ******* me constantly by removing points or ignoring tackles etc

 

[TedDougChris]

Only 1 correct answer to this Leon

Although the true answer is The AFL

One thing that does surprise me about GWS. The AFL basically fund them, which is fine for now - but why haven't they ever rung up and said "Any chance we could get a competent coach in charge ??"

I mean, that's what I'd do to fix things.....

 

[kozi]

Tough choice. Let me have a think about who deserves the Clueless Cameron award

 

[TedDougChris]

Tough choice. Let me have a think about who deserves the Clueless Cameron award

I'll be definitely nominating Luke Parks for his stellar 5 point haul in 80% game time - before getting injured and missing the next week...

Not only did he screw up one week - he then subsequently caused massive chaos the following week as well....

 

[kozi]

I'll be definitely nominating Luke Parks for his stellar 5 point haul in 80% game time - before getting injured and missing the next week...

Not only did he screw up one week - he then subsequently caused massive chaos the following week as well....

Luke Parks plays for Carlton
Carlton has a history of picking up GWS rejects
Leon Cameron coaches GWS

 

[TedDougChris]

Luke Parks plays for Carlton
Carlton has a history of picking up GWS rejects
Leon Cameron coaches GWS

 

[Freo_4eva]

My noms:
Jordan Clark

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Jordan Clark

Age

23

Ht

185cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.7

4star

K

9.4

4star

HB

4.3

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.6

4star

MG

172.0

3star

D

12.5

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.5

2star

MG

172.0

3star

D

12.2

3star

K

10.4

4star

HB

1.8

2star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.4

4star

for making me think he could football in the pre-season
ROB for deciding to not start his season until Round 3
Sholl for having a knack of being stuck on the "other" wing
C.Daniel for his 20 pointer and deciding that wasnt enough of a finger - getting himself rubbed out in the same game
Zerrett for his two lowest games of the season being the two with the C slapped on his arse
Leon Cameron

Leon Cameron

Age

51

Ht

185cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.2

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.7

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.9

3star

No current season stats available

D

20.8

5star

K

14.4

5star

HB

6.4

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.8

3star

for being himself

 

[TedDougChris]

My noms:
Jordan Clark for making me think he could football in the pre-season
ROB for deciding to not start his season until Round 3
Sholl for having a knack of being stuck on the "other" wing
C.Daniel for his 20 pointer and deciding that wasnt enough of a finger - getting himself rubbed out in the same game
Zerrett for his two lowest games of the season being the two with the C slapped on his arse
Leon Cameron for being himself

Good nominations mate !!

 

[Gunf]

Danger for being Danger as well as being suspended injured etc etc