Prediction Brayden will be the greatest Cook of all time

[Deaneus!]

There are so many Cooks. Too many maybe. But i'm confident we've got the best one. Here are my rankings as proof.



Cookie Monster

Pro: fanatic
Con: would never make skinfold test



Sudjai Cook

Pro: we already listed him once
Con: banned for life



Steven Seagal

Pro: Under Siege Seagal was awesome!
Con: he's a joke now



Myke Cook

Pro: looks like a surfer?
Con: can't spell his own name



Gordon Ramsey

Pro: good at yelling at Americans
Con: has likely never heard of AFL



Nigella Lawson

Pro: gorgeous!
Con: can only line up for our AFLW team, not AFLM team



White House Chef Andre Rush

Pro: Jesus Christ
Con: you could never return food to the kitchen out of fear

Brayden will be better than any of them. He's already had a really promising start. I'm happy with this considering his age and now he runs into a pre-season...



Who have i missed?

 

[skam85]

The disrespect!

Pro: Great by hand
Con: Border restrictions making it difficult to get over here for pre-season training from Sweden

 

[dogs105]

There are so many Cooks. Too many maybe. But i'm confident we've got the best one. Here are my rankings as proof.

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Cookie Monster

Pro: fanatic
Con: would never make skinfold test

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Sudjai Cook

Pro: we already listed him once
Con: banned for life

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Steven Seagal

Pro: Under Siege Seagal was awesome!
Con: he's a joke now

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Myke Cook

Pro: looks like a surfer?
Con: can't spell his own name

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Gordon Ramsey

Pro: good at yelling at Americans
Con: has likely never heard of AFL

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Nigella Lawson

Pro: gorgeous!
Con: can only line up for our AFLW team, not AFL team

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White House Chef Andre Rush

Pro: Jesus Christ
Con: you could never return food to the kitchen out of fear

Brayden will be better than any of them. He's already had a really promising start. I'm happy with this considering his age and now he runs into a pre-season...

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Who have i missed?

 

[Deaneus!]

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The disrespect!

Pro: Great by hand
Con: Border restrictions making it difficult to get over here for pre-season training from Sweden

Brilliant

Cat B rookie too so we could list him anytime

 

[Cap]

Deaneus! you are a mod

Surely you can just ban dogs105 for that

 

[Crow-eater]

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[WeeBlake]

Very strong start to this thread

 

[marvin]

Pros: Probably can get by on a rookie salary. 8 games 1997-98
Cons: At his age, only Geelong could consider putting him on the rookie list. Only 2 games of 12 disposals so destined for failure.

 

[dogs105]

Tim Cook | Adelaide Football Club

AFC Debut Number: 83 AFC Debut Game: Round 2 v Richmond, 1997 Tim Cook was a versatile rover/half-forward with several seasons of SANFL experience under his belt at Central District…

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[dogs105]

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Pros: Probably can get by on a rookie salary. 8 games 1997-98
Cons: At his age, only Geelong could consider putting him on the rookie list. Only 2 games of 12 disposals so destined for failure.

Good choice of Tim Cook photo!

 

[dogs105]

 

[Deaneus!]

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Pro: Captain material...
Con: so unpopular with the opposition he was eaten by them

 

[Scorpus]

Pros: Can play well in Australia
Cons: Rarely touches the ball. English. Jawline of Ollie Wines

 

[davos44]

There are so many Cooks. Too many maybe. But i'm confident we've got the best one. Here are my rankings as proof.

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Cookie Monster

Pro: fanatic
Con: would never make skinfold test

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Sudjai Cook

Pro: we already listed him once
Con: banned for life

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Steven Seagal

Pro: Under Siege Seagal was awesome!
Con: he's a joke now

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Myke Cook

Pro: looks like a surfer?
Con: can't spell his own name

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Gordon Ramsey

Pro: good at yelling at Americans
Con: has likely never heard of AFL

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Nigella Lawson

Pro: gorgeous!
Con: can only line up for our AFLW team, not AFL team

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White House Chef Andre Rush

Pro: Jesus Christ
Con: you could never return food to the kitchen out of fear

Brayden will be better than any of them. He's already had a really promising start. I'm happy with this considering his age and now he runs into a pre-season...

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Who have i missed?

What about Tim Cook?

 

[dude316]

If you haven’t already seen this then you’re in for a treat. Of sorts.

 

[Deaneus!]

Tim Cook | Adelaide Football Club

AFC Debut Number: 83 AFC Debut Game: Round 2 v Richmond, 1997 Tim Cook was a versatile rover/half-forward with several seasons of SANFL experience under his belt at Central District…

crowshistory.afc.com.au

s**t, Brayden is our fourth Cook?

If you haven’t already seen this then you’re in for a treat. Of sorts.

One of the greatest things on the internet

 

[Scorpus]

Pros: Aggressively passionate about sports. Understands fractions so is of high intelligence
Cons: Not good at managing salaries so would lead to draft sanctions

 

[Deaneus!]

Seat of Cook:

Pro: better shape than Goomba stadium
Con: Morrison is the incumbent

 

[Houston]

If you haven’t already seen this then you’re in for a treat. Of sorts.

We could really use Smarf in one of the forward pockets.

 

[Geoffa32]

Pros: Can Cook
Cons: Probably can't kick a Footy as good as Brayden

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[dogs105]

Pros: handy if we need help delivering a calf or lamb.

Cons: no one else on this forum is old enough to have watched A Country Practice.

 

[97-98]

Pros: Can Cook
Cons: Probably can't kick a Footy as good as Brayden

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Is that Yan can cook?
Remember watching it as a kid. Loud and irritating is what I remember most about him.

 

[FR0GGY]

 

[Rory Walkerfield]

Pros: the King of Soul
Cons: may not qualify because he added an “e” to the end of his birth name

 

[Geoffa32]

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Pros: handy if we need help delivering a calf or lamb.

Cons: no one else on this forum is old enough to have watched A Country Practice.

Its on 7plus.


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