- Sep 3, 2019
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Beard envy is a serious issue and must not be taken lightlyExactly. nothing to do with the international cabal of reptilian elites hellbent on bringing Geelong down - They are focussed on having Tom Hawkins whispering in Chris Scott's ear about how good his beard looks.
Dont believe me...find a photo of Tommy Hawkins and focus on his eyes...dead giveaway.