Meltdown 2021 Meltdown of the Year - Voting now open

[Jazny]

This thread really didnt work out the way Zackah planned it would. Has to hide behind his mod status yet again. Very embarrassing for him.

 

[Over The Post]

You wait until he runs and hides behind Wosh's skirts. You'll just see the top of his head peeping around timidly while she makes loud words and waves a big stick.

Thoroughly sick-making behaviour, I sympathise with you lot having to put up with it.

 

[Starburns_]

What do you like on your pizza Jazny ?

Salt, I think.

This thread really didnt work out the way Zackah planned it would. Has to hide behind his mod status yet again. Very embarrassing for him.

 

[zackah]

This thread really didnt work out the way Zackah planned it would. Has to hide behind his mod status yet again. Very embarrassing for him.

Actually it is working out exactly to plan

 

[Lethality]

Him being outed as not even the bays best bandwagonner and subsequent melt was quite amusing

#essenbourne4eva

Nice melt.

 

[zackah]

Nice melt.

k

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

3 zackah for locking threads
2 Plugger35 umpiring melts
1 zackah removing himself from polls he was “winning”

 

[zackah]

3 zackah for locking threads
2 Plugger35 umpiring melts
1 zackah removing himself from polls he was “winning”

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

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lol. This was for the 2020 Treloar trade apparently, which I never mentioned once at the time

You should have an entire pizza all to yourself, flog

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Gary Rohan

23

Gary Rohan

Age

34

Ht

189cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.6

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

4.2

5star

G

1.2

4star

is to the Leon Davis

Leon Davis

Age

44

Ht

177cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.5

3star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.3

3star

M

3.1

3star

T

2.8

4star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

5.0

1star

K

3.6

2star

HB

1.4

2star

M

1.2

2star

T

0.4

3star

G

0.4

3star

medal as zackah is to the Meltdown of the Year award. Both already lifetime achievers who could rightfully have the awards renamed in their individual honour.

 

[zackah]

Jazny worthy of another nom when she totally squibbed this thread after melting herself into the frontrunner

 

[Jazny]

Calm down, Zackah

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Calm down, Zackah
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Hmm, looks like zackah leading the posting and daylight second

Same as MOTY then

 

[Dinsdale]

Actually it is working out exactly to plan

all the votes are going to my plan as well

 

[FISTO]

3 votes
chelseacarlton rage quitting the website signing off with meth affected melt fred because Carlton finally broke him

How’s Ross Lyon working out for ya Carlton?

I is a idiot! Hai, I is de chelseacarltoning, I do not come in de peace. I is a idiot. I don’t like my club, I hate it, it reeks of entitlement, it smells like a dead fish on a garbage pile. I’ve invested a lot of time a d energy into this rather inane pursuit that is only a somewhat reminder of...

www.bigfooty.com

Poor guy really thought they were getting Ross the Toss but the reality ended up being much worse.
vale CC

2 votes
spreadsheets getting suspended so he wouldn't have to front up after the granny. Might be more of a squib than a meltdown but he deserves recognition somewhere.

1 vote
Myself for changing my Gary Rohan

23

Gary Rohan

Age

34

Ht

189cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.6

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

4.2

5star

G

1.2

4star

avatar before the prelim had finished. That was a really heart breaking moment.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Thanks Banana Head aka Dick Sandwich

 

[A Cut Above]

Thanks Banana Head aka Dick Sandwich

Sounds like a Winner's Melt.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I miss Salt Peter, one of the very few Crom fans on the Bay who actually posted good stuff from time to time.

 

[Doggies1972]

Hello fellow bay flogs,

With the season finished, Cody Weightman earning his deserved Leon and Mofra's Bottom 50 on target to be completed sometime in early 2024 it is time to start the awards season!

We kick it off with the illustrious and coveted MOTY - Meltdown of the Year. Past winners include whatever Meltdown Mario's current elias is (about 6 times ), Plugger35 in an absolute 2016 landslide that keeps on giving to this very day, last years winners the entire BF Collingwood Board graciously accepted by Saveloy Rockstar, and not ever me

A lot to choose from this year. Jazny's squib of the SQOTY award is up there, along with their repeated defence of the murderous adulterer whore from the 3 hour shitfest Titanic. Repeated podium finisher DanWA is always worthy of a mention, simply because he is a massive melty flog, and who can forget the many handbagger melts when Gary Rohan spudded it up in yet another ******* final

As a special note, this year we introduce an in-memorial segment where we would like to acknowledge those melty flogs who sadly passed during the year and are no longer with us Vale friends

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Put your noms in on a 3-2-1 basis. Oh and whilst I probably don't need to remind you, mods are ineligible for any end of year awards, so if you wanted to nominate someone for ...oh I don't know...locking an elimination final game fred when their team was losing, and that someone happened to be a mod, then they would be ineligible, and you can't

Winner gets a nice little

badge

Nom away flogs

Bring back FRGGR!!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Sounds like a Winner's Melt.

We all know zackah is the true winner of this award

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

This was a decent effort:

Let's start on the saints

20,095 days since a flag... 1 flag* in 54,243 days, won by 1 point... 27 wooden spoons... Milne, Robbie Muir, Moorabbin sprinklers, Nixon, Crutch throwing midget burning little girl ra... ...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[crazywildhorse]

Can the meltdown award be named after frggr?

 

[FISTO]

You weedy ferkers have let Tyreboyz back numerous times, I think its time to #bringbackfrggr

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Yes!
Bring back all our Frggrs!

 

[DanWA]

bring back all the frrgrs!

#freefrggr