The Association Football AFL Thread 2.0

[Quivorir]

It's also North. 5 year olds think 'Norf' is funny.

 

[RPCB]

Ha ha ha ha

Norf.

 

[jod23]

Gutted that Shep has had to retire. One of the best small defenders in the league, AA in 2020, 219 games and still had 2-3 really good years left in him. But gotta put his health first.

Means we're weakened down back for next season, he will be hard to replace.

 

[RPCB]

You know we played them again last year right? and the margin was 100 points closer. So no, I don't expect another smashing. Those types of games are bound to happen for teams that are rebuilding. As a Carlton supporter, you should know. You've experienced it for the past 15 years during your rebuild.

It’s just about finished mate.

 

[RPCB]

Massive plans for Anzac Appeal Round, Showdown in primetime

There will be two matches on Anzac Day in 2022 as the AFL releases more matches for next season

www.afl.com.au

Gill and Co have just gone full LeBron ‘The Decision’.

 

[RPCB]

Fixture is out

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[Art Vandelay_]

* off. Swans round 2 so we can cop the 1000

 

[RPCB]

fu** off. Swans round 2 so we can cop the 1000

Buddy Franklin’s career goals milestone or Geelong’s 23 players average age will total 1000?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Buddy Franklin’s career goals milestone or Geelong’s 23 players average age will total 1000?

Rather be old and good than young and eternally rebuilding. Hbu?

 

[RPCB]

Rather be old and good than young and eternally rebuilding. Hbu?

Did you have a stroke? What the hell is “Hbu”?

 

[SM]

Buddy Franklin’s career goals milestone or Geelong’s 23 players average age will total 1000?

Average age will total? Someone didn't do too well at stats.

Did you have a stroke? What the hell is “Hbu”?

Never seen the abbreviation for 'How about you' before?

 

[RPCB]

Average age will total? Someone didn't do too well at stats.

Yeah, it’s a running gag about Geelong. Take away 4 or 5 players, are they really that old?

Never seen the abbreviation for 'How about you' before?

“How bout you”? I can’t say I have ever seen HBU.

 

[SM]

Yeah, it’s a running gag about Geelong. Take away 4 or 5 players, are they really that old?



“How bout you”? I can’t say I have ever seen HBU.

So their total age would be 1000, not their average. Just looked funny.

 

[RPCB]

So their total age would be 1000, not their average. Just looked funny.

Yeah, I worded it oddly and the joke fell flat.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Good fixture for Carlton, no excuses for us not to make the eight.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Rather be old and good than young and eternally rebuilding. Hbu?

Geelong may be old but hardly a good team these days.

 

[RPCB]

Good fixture for Carlton, no excuses for us not to make the eight.

The official AFL twitter has ranked the difficulty of each clubs fixture and has ours as the competitions easiest and Melbourne’s the hardest (Bulldogs are 16th). It’s good to be s**t for so long I suppose.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

The official AFL twitter has ranked the difficulty of each clubs fixture and has ours as the competitions easiest and Melbourne’s the hardest (Bulldogs are 16th). It’s good to be sh*t for so long I suppose.

We get to play our bitches Freo twice too.

Delighted with the draw, simply delighted

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Geelong may be old but hardly a good team these days.

We’ve averaged about 16-17 wins for 15 years and only two sides were definitively better than us in 2021

So patently false remark

 

[RPCB]

We get to play our bitches Freo twice too.

Delighted with the draw, simply delighted

I am happy with it. But games aren’t won on paper…

 

[RPCB]

Toby Greene

4

Toby Greene

Age

30

Ht

182cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.7

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

10.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.2

4star

D

17.5

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.8

4star

T

1.0

2star

G

2.3

5star

D

26.6

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

14.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.6

5star

G

0.0

1star

and Josh Kelly join Stephen Coniglio

3

Stephen Coniglio

Age

30

Ht

182cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

24.5

5star

K

13.0

5star

HB

11.5

5star

M

3.8

4star

T

4.7

5star

CL

4.7

5star

D

21.3

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

8.8

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

3.8

4star

CL

5.4

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

8.2

4star

HB

11.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.2

4star

CL

3.0

5star

as GWS co-captains.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Inspired by a main board thread, going to post another possibly controversial/hot take here.

Tony Lockett

Tony Lockett

Age

58

Ht

191cm

Wt

108kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.2

3star

K

8.4

3star

HB

1.8

2star

M

6.3

5star

T

0.5

3star

G

4.8

5star

No current season stats available

D

8.2

2star

K

5.6

3star

HB

2.6

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

0.0

1star

G

1.4

5star

is the greatest player in VFL/AFL history.

 

[RPCB]

Inspired by a main board thread, going to post another possibly controversial/hot take here.

Tony Lockett is the greatest player in VFL/AFL history.

If not the greatest player in VFL/AFL history. He was scary as * in a different way.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

What pathetic reporting this is.





















Carlton and star in the same sentence.

 

[RPCB]

What pathetic reporting this is.





















Carlton and star in the same sentence.

So now Carlton Women football players trigger you? ******* hell that is tragic.

You are a weird unit.