- Jun 11, 2015
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1: JHF gets a Prince Albert which leads to a golden staph infection. This is untreatable so he has to have it removed and in doing so he/she also removes the Horne from their surname as it no longer seems at all appropriate. We appeal to the AFL to allow him play for our women's team, which they permit, and she leads us to AFLW premiership glory.
2: Peter Scanlon is rocked by a scandal which shows that he has been keeping thousands of refugees in his basement, hiring them out for cleaning work and keeping the profits, then pumping this money into The Huddle to assuage his Catholic guilt. The Huddle is thus closed and Peter De Rauch who sees this as an opportunity rides in on his white horse named 'God Loves the Pokies' and opens up a whole new income stream for he club by purchasing gaming venues in the outer Western suburbs.
3: A catastrophic seismic event closes Bass Strait, thus moving Tasmania 100's of kilometres closer to Victoria and creating a land bridge via Cape Shank which makes accessing games in Tassie much easier for Melbourne based fans.
2: Peter Scanlon is rocked by a scandal which shows that he has been keeping thousands of refugees in his basement, hiring them out for cleaning work and keeping the profits, then pumping this money into The Huddle to assuage his Catholic guilt. The Huddle is thus closed and Peter De Rauch who sees this as an opportunity rides in on his white horse named 'God Loves the Pokies' and opens up a whole new income stream for he club by purchasing gaming venues in the outer Western suburbs.
3: A catastrophic seismic event closes Bass Strait, thus moving Tasmania 100's of kilometres closer to Victoria and creating a land bridge via Cape Shank which makes accessing games in Tassie much easier for Melbourne based fans.
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