Roast THE SQUARE TABLE

[CursingFijian]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

May I introduce the one and only Noidenous

 

[Dard Ball Get]

So much for islanders being good doormen?
One day away and the place is overrun by effeminate, illiterate, slant-chin nerds.

Didn’t take you for this type of Island Boy CursingFijian

 

[George]

No doubt. This thread has turned back into the estrogen filled dump that us alpha's have had to endure on here for years.

We need the big hitters & big drippers back, these playground insults are D-Grade, Elon Muskesque. This thread needs more testosterone.

With that said, I give to you -
The Bodybuilding Bloc.

From left to right: George (Obviously), Noidenous, Yawkey way, triggering bro, Dard Ball Get (Smallest of the group), PoppedCorn


Welcome to your living hell, geeks.​

 

[Dard Ball Get]

No doubt. This thread has turned back into the estrogen filled dump that us alpha's have had to endure on here for years.

We need the big hitters & big drippers back, these playground insults are D-Grade, Elon Muskesque. This thread needs more testosterone.

With that said, I give to you -
The Bodybuilding Bloc.

From left to right: George (Obviously), Noidenous, Yawkey way, triggering bro, Dard Ball Get (Smallest of the group), PoppedCorn


Welcome to your living hell, geeks.​

The fact you didn’t anoint me Frank Zane (far right - because I know you’re not a real bodybuilding fan) just reeks of jealousy.

 

[George]

The fact you didn’t anoint me Frank Zane (far right - because I know you’re not a real bodybuilding fan) just reeks of jealousy.

No need to get in your feelings, I'm not your girlfriend. Easy fix though - fight PoppedCorn for it then. Don't you know alpha's fix all their problems with fists? Unless this thread has changed you as a man?

 

[tomjoad]

No doubt. This thread has turned back into the estrogen filled dump that us alpha's have had to endure on here for years.

We need the big hitters & big drippers back, these playground insults are D-Grade, Elon Muskesque. This thread needs more testosterone.

With that said, I give to you -
The Bodybuilding Bloc.

From left to right: George (Obviously), Noidenous, Yawkey way, triggering bro, Dard Ball Get (Smallest of the group), PoppedCorn


Welcome to your living hell, geeks.​

Whatever, shine on you crazy diamonds.

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[MUFKilda]

You'll get **crickets** from me... oh damn

Bullshit
U kents are sh*te

Suck it up princess
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MUFKilda is definitely going to pull up stumps at this rate.

Reported

 

[Grav]

Well George I see you left out our “favourite” sarcastic, intellectual wit gringo2011 off your bedroom ceiling poster of your favourite pretty boys, fortunately whilst searching Stickypedia I came across his latest competition win.
Also threw your name into the search engine and lo & behold came up with one of your early starring roles, you haven’t aged much but look to have taken one or two in the ring tomjoad was very close with his interpretation of Ru Paul.

 

[CursingFijian]

So much for islanders being good doormen?

WTF? I’m doing my best here while you’ve been living it up at grandma’s place!

I think it’s the grunge music that’s attracting the unsavouries. I think I know how to fix that and readjust your outlook on this matter.

 

[CursingFijian]

No doubt. This thread has turned back into the estrogen filled dump that us alpha's have had to endure on here for years.

We need the big hitters & big drippers back, these playground insults are D-Grade, Elon Muskesque. This thread needs more testosterone.

With that said, I give to you -
The Bodybuilding Bloc.

From left to right: George (Obviously), Noidenous, Yawkey way, triggering bro, Dard Ball Get (Smallest of the group), PoppedCorn


Welcome to your living hell, geeks.​

Only thing more packed than these abdominals is their underdaks. All that muscle and they all still got that look like they’re struggling to hold in a wet fart.

Put Joffaboy next to this lot and he looks positively ferocious.

 

[CursingFijian]

 

[CursingFijian]

Out of the blue, ladies and gentlemen introducing True Blue Saint.

 

[George]

Well George I see you left out our “favourite” sarcastic, intellectual wit gringo2011 off your bedroom ceiling poster of your favourite pretty boys, fortunately whilst searching Stickypedia I came across his latest competition win.
Also threw your name into the search engine and lo & behold came up with one of your early starring roles, you haven’t aged much but look to have taken one or two in the ring tomjoad was very close with his interpretation of Ru Paul.

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I was about to pull you up and explain to you gringo's special moves of sipping cocktails and walking poodles is more suited for a mothers morning gossip group than anything else, but that picture sums him up perfectly. Leaves a lot to be desired in both body and mind.

 

[Noidenous]

Tell him to stop rubbing his leg on my junk like a 50's transvestite.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

How’s Clive Waterhouse at the back ffs

 

[CursingFijian]

And just as I was leaving
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[CursingFijian]

How’s Clive Waterhouse at the back ffs

Needed more Lou FehGringo.

 

[PoppedCorn]

WTF? I’m doing my best here while you’ve been living it up at grandma’s place!

I think it’s the grunge music that’s attracting the unsavouries. I think I know how to fix that and readjust your outlook on this matter.

Agreed

* off with ya nirvana and pearl jam albums
Flanny wearing flogg

 

[Kilroy]

Agreed

fu** off with ya nirvana and pearl jam albums
Flanny wearing flogg

Ey ****knuckle!



Get yer hand off it.

 

[CursingFijian]

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George you've been exposed. Killa has leaked a snap of the real body building bloc lifting middies at 'the gym'.

 

[PMBangers]

George you've been exposed. Killa has leaked a snap of the real body building bloc lifting middies at 'the gym'.

Something, Something, eye of the beholder

 

[George]

George you've been exposed. Killa has leaked a snap of the real body building bloc lifting middies at 'the gym'.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you there amongst the noise of my most expensive jet engine

 

[CursingFijian]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you there amongst the noise of my most expensive jet engine

Whatchu talking about?

Pretty sure that's Luke Dunstan on the ski lift enjoying some Christmas time away with his new club.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Ey ****knuckle!

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Get yer hand off it.

No need to invite Collingwood supporters in here mate ... FFS.

 

[George]

Whatchu talking about?

Pretty sure that's Luke Dunstan on the ski lift enjoying some Christmas time away with his new club.

Sorry you'll really have to speak up, after I landed my most expensive jet (I'm also a fully qualified pilot as a side to my modelling career) just perfectly along the beaches of Vanuatu, I became too preoccupied with the waves crashing against my impeccable physique.

You'll really have to try harder to get my attention, I've put myself in a trance.