Live Event Sweet FA Tour of Bigfooty - SFA vs Cricket Board

[Greenery]

I'm sure they are well experienced abusing a few certain Aussie players, Ashes result not withstanding.

PR Carey cannot keep.

 

[philreich]

philreich, akkaps, LukeParkerno1 - who on the cricket board do you think might enjoy abusing a computer simulation or other Big Footy users on a semi-regular basis?

Santana k31th deanc Kuuz frankrizzo

Guys - fancy a crack at this?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Can I play for the Warriors?

Fwd: The Donald, Tonga Bob
BCC: SFAIntegrityUnit

 

[Metalcrusher]

I would just like it known that I object to this, strenuously, as it is a terrible, terrible idea.

 

[TedDougChris]

It's obvious to all when I'm in form with the bat - I edge the ball onto my stumps, instead of being clean bowled.

My highest junior cricket score was three nicks through the slips - each for four - which had the entire slips cordon looking at one another - then caught on the fence trying for six....

The only one I actually saw and hit - and some bastard catches it....

Greetings cricketers !! How has your summer of cricket been ?

 

[Metalcrusher]

Can I play for the Warriors?

Who?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Santana k31th deanc Kuuz frankrizzo

Guys - fancy a crack at this?

Hoboy, there's a frankrizzo on BigFooty?

[enthusiastically re-listens to old Jerky Boys calls]

 

[PMBangers]

I've only played cricket twice, once in primary school (got someone out for a Golden Duck, bit of a head wobble after that) and then once at family christmas where I was immediately banned for bowling a bouncer to Nana

So I guess my question is, when do I get a gig for the England national team?

 

[philreich]

I've only played cricket twice, once in primary school (got someone out for a Golden Duck, bit of a head wobble after that) and then once at family christmas where I was immediately banned for bowling a bouncer to Nana

So I guess my question is, when do I get a gig for the England national team?

I believe they could be replacing their captain after this series - fancy the gig?

 

[PMBangers]

I believe they could be replacing their captain after this series - fancy the gig?

I'll consider it for sure, I was once a house captain in Primary School of course. I don't think it was because of my leadership skills, but the aforementioned golden duck, it's stuff of legend around my area

 

[k31th]

Santana k31th deanc Kuuz frankrizzo

Guys - fancy a crack at this?

not a fan of SFA, but appreciate the invite, philreich

 

[PMBangers]

Sphynx I see you're a regular on the cricket board, if your work on the draft board is anything to go by you'll enjoy punching down on sparring with some of the campaigners from the SFA

 

[TedDougChris]

not a fan of SFA, but appreciate the invite, philreich

Thanks for replying mate.

Quick question before you go - highlights and lowlights of the Ashes series so far from you ???

 

[Metalcrusher]

Four great things about the cricket so far.

won our first t20 World Cup.
The ashes
Scorchers on top of the bbl
dont have to think about Carlton ….

 

[k31th]

Thanks for replying mate.

Quick question before you go - highlights and lowlights of the Ashes series so far from you ???

lowlight... harder to pick... probably the fact the poms managed to stave off a whitewash yesterday haha

highlight... just a single moment, this wins, of course.

 

[TedDougChris]

lowlight... harder to pick... probably the fact the poms managed to stave off a whitewash yesterday haha

highlight... just a single moment, this wins, of course.

I did like that one !! You have just had your foot broken (possible twice, once with the bat and once with the ball) and been trapped dead centre - then review it !!! I know he had to review, but...

Would Swepson have made a difference yesterday afternoon ??

 

[Tonga Bob]

lowlight... harder to pick... probably the fact the poms managed to stave off a whitewash yesterday haha

highlight... just a single moment, this wins, of course.

If I were Pat Cummins I would just do this all the time.

 

[philreich]

I'll consider it for sure, I was once a house captain in Primary School of course. I don't think it was because of my leadership skills, but the aforementioned golden duck, it's stuff of legend around my area

Then again, after today's debacle in NZ, you might like to change your name to Shakib al Bangers, and captain Bangladesh.

 

[TedDougChris]

If I were Pat Cummins I would just do this all the time.

Yes, but your attempt would look like this....

 

[TedDougChris]

Mind you Tonga Bob - here is the last recorded footage of my bowling action....



Can anyone here give me any pointers ??

 

[DenieD]

Mind you Tonga Bob - here is the last recorded footage of my bowling action....

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Can anyone here give me any pointers ??

bowl underarm

 

[Barrybran]

Mind you Tonga Bob - here is the last recorded footage of my bowling action....

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Can anyone here give me any pointers ??

Johnny had it all wrong. If you're going to get involved with people at the cricket, do it like Bob.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Johnny had it all wrong. If you're going to get involved with people at the cricket, do it like Bob.

Doing that gets you booted out of the MCG these days...

 

[Barrybran]

Doing that gets you booted out of the MCG these days...

I hear Novak Djokovic has added this to his list of things to do in Australia

 

[philreich]

I hear Novak Djokovic has added this to his list of things to do in Australia

Biggest storm in a teacup ever.