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A lady friend is coming from Wodonga for the Aus Open and wants me to tag along. Now Wodonga isn't Albury they're different. As you all know I love me tennis very much. I cannot wait for the action to start, say who's like an ok tennis player should ever conversation arise to discuss said activity ie tennis.

Any of them foreign types allowed into the country to compete? Or will it be a local hero we're backing? And is it ok should we win to tell them foreign types to * off home? In jest of course, we'd all laugh I'm sure.

And it scores like table tennis yes? So I assume then a Chinese player will be favourite?

Thanks in advance peeps
 

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A lady friend is coming from Wodonga for the Aus Open and wants me to tag along. Now Wodonga isn't Albury they're different. As you all know I love me tennis very much. I cannot wait for the action to start, say who's like an ok tennis player should ever conversation arise to discuss said activity ie tennis.

Any of them foreign types allowed into the country to compete? Or will it be a local hero we're backing? And is it ok should we win to tell them foreign types to fu** off home? In jest of course, we'd all laugh I'm sure.

And it scores like table tennis yes? So I assume then a Chinese player will be favourite?

Thanks in advance peeps
Bojangles Cartwright is the best tennis player of the last 20 years. True tennis fans love talking about him and the Moheeva incident. You should ask her about them.
 
A lady friend is coming from Wodonga for the Aus Open and wants me to tag along. Now Wodonga isn't Albury they're different. As you all know I love me tennis very much. I cannot wait for the action to start, say who's like an ok tennis player should ever conversation arise to discuss said activity ie tennis.

Any of them foreign types allowed into the country to compete? Or will it be a local hero we're backing? And is it ok should we win to tell them foreign types to fu** off home? In jest of course, we'd all laugh I'm sure.

And it scores like table tennis yes? So I assume then a Chinese player will be favourite?

Thanks in advance peeps

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