Cricket Thread: Bring on the Kiwis

[CrowsB4hoes]

Head lives in Mitcham, about as diagonally as far away from Port Adelaide as you can get in metro Adelaide. Let it go power numpties. He’s just not that into you.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

I hope the people who were unsure whether Green would make it are watching this...it is really dominant batting

Deserved a century as was beautiful watch him patient wait for the poor delivery & then place it in the gaps.

What a talent as can do it all.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Like a teenage redhead desperate for attention

Our boy?

Lol, when did Port draft Travis?

They do realise it's not Boak in a charity game.

 

[hey shorty]

Our boy?

Lol, when did Port draft Travis?

They do realise it's not Boak in a charity game.

To be fair, we do that when any of our ambassadors do something good.

Annette Edmondson and Adam Scott spring to mind.

Funniest thing though, Travis wasn't always a Port fan.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

To be fair, we do that when any of our ambassadors do something good.

Annette Edmondson and Adam Scott spring to mind.

Funniest thing though, Travis wasn't always a Port fan.

Didn't realise Travis was a Port ambassador.

 

[hey shorty]

Didn't realise Travis was a Port ambassador.

Unfortunately yes.

 

[Redline]

A good opportunity for Carey tomorrow. He has made a start and got through to stumps which should give him some confidence. He doesn't need to accelerate the scoring like some earlier innings either.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

A good opportunity for Carey tomorrow. He has made a start and got through to stumps which should give him some confidence. He doesn't need to accelerate the scoring like some earlier innings either.

Yep hopefully can run himself into form for when the real stuff starts (Strikers' finals assault)

 

[Mego Red]

Look, this Strikers lineup actually looks pretty good.

You'd like a better option for the batter/keeper, maybe a better batting option than Kelly (though I like him), and maybe just one of Thornton/Conway, and a good left hand paceman instead.

But they don't seem as embarrassing as they did earlier in the year, and I don't mind Farwad as a Rashid replacement.

 

[Mego Red]

Short
Renshaw
Head
Cockbain
Carey
Wells
Weatherald
Thornton
Conway
Siddle
Fawad

That side could win it. Wouldn't mind Weatherald remaking himself as a lower order hitter.

 

[Redline]

Some fantastic Shield Batting from Weatherald here at Adelaide Oval.

 

[Vader]

What a couple of balls for Vader.

I feel privileged to be living in your head, rent free.

 

[Vader]

Just here for my usual Vader was wrong about Head post

Thank you for allowing me to live in your head, rent free.

 

[hey shorty]

Thank you for allowing me to live in your head, rent free.

Lol, it's got nothing to do with the fact you made a ridiculous comment or anything, which has been proven to be hideously wrong.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Ever since Garton got taken away by the England T20 squad we've been going much better

Their selectors saved us from ourselves

 

[Vader]

Lol, it's got nothing to do with the fact you made a ridiculous comment or anything, which has been proven to be hideously wrong.

Nah.. I'm living rent free in the penthouse apartment, in your mind.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

The Bash Boost point was invented for us

 

[Scorpus]

Ever since Garton got taken away by the England T20 squad we've been going much better

Their selectors saved us from ourselves

Last few seasons between the Strikers (batters) and Renegades (bowlers) you could have fielded an absolutely awful English T20 side

 

[Scorpus]

1. Alex Hales c.2013 (Strikers)
2. Phil Salt (Strikers)
3. Ian Cockbain (Strikers)
4. George Garton (Strikers)
5. Benny Howell (Renegades)
6. Samit Patel (Renegades)
7. Harry Gurney (Renegades)
8. Adil Rashid (Strikers)
9. Reece Topley (Renegades)
10. Richard Gleeson (Renegades)
11. Danny Briggs (Strikers)

 

[hey shorty]

Nah.. I'm living rent free in the penthouse apartment, in your mind.

You failed the background check.

 

[hey shorty]

This Thornton bloke isn't bad.

 

[Ciao Giacomo]

Nah.. I'm living rent free in the penthouse apartment.

I knew that I should never have given you the key to the Penthouse just off Chapel Street (vacant since September 2017)

 

[Mego Red]

Nah.. I'm living rent free in the penthouse apartment, in your mind.

Dude - that's like saying Marty is living rent free in our minds because of his Doedee opinions, or FAITH with his Thilthorpe rubbish.

Remarkably bad opinions are very memorable. Congratulations.

 

[hey shorty]

1. Alex Hales c.2013 (Strikers)
2. Phil Salt (Strikers)
3. Ian Cockbain (Strikers)
4. George Garton (Strikers)
5. Benny Howell (Renegades)
6. Samit Patel (Renegades)
7. Harry Gurney (Renegades)
8. Adil Rashid (Strikers)
9. Reece Topley (Renegades)
10. Richard Gleeson (Renegades)
11. Danny Briggs (Strikers)

Salt wasn't that bad.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Salt wasn't that bad.

Rashid was pretty good as well I thought.