Banter RDT 170 - The Joyce McKinney Experience

[kane249]

 

[RookiePick]

Selwood v Headland areas.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Settle an argument.

I have come up with a brilliant topical name for my trivia table tonight. My ignorant friend thinks the (24/25 year old) host would not pick up Will Smith = Fresh Prince of Bel-air because of age and the fact that there's a dramatic reboot airing.

I think everyone knows Will Smith = Fresh Prince of Bel-air and that my friend is so profoundly stupid that if he agrees with me on any answer tonight I will suddenly start to doubt that I'm right.

Who is right?

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

You are right.

 

[squashface]

Settle an argument.

I have come up with a brilliant topical name for my trivia table tonight. My ignorant friend thinks the (24/25 year old) host would not pick up Will Smith = Fresh Prince of Bel-air because of age and the fact that there's a dramatic reboot airing.

I think everyone knows Will Smith = Fresh Prince of Bel-air and that my friend is so profoundly stupid that if he agrees with me on any answer tonight I will suddenly start to doubt that I'm right.

Who is right?

I am 24 and have seen every single episode of Fresh Prince. All my friends (that age and younger) have either seen it or at least know Will Smith = Fresh Prince.

Your friend sounds dumb as hell. You can tell him I said that too.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I am 24 and have seen every single episode of Fresh Prince. All my friends (that age and younger) have either seen it or at least know Will Smith = Fresh Prince.

Your friend sounds dumb as hell. You can tell him I said that too.

Thanks, I will. Right after I slap him.

 

[Bender_]

Well give us the clever name then.

 

[Dazzler9]

Trucko = right

 

[MrKK]

Settle an argument.

I have come up with a brilliant topical name for my trivia table tonight. My ignorant friend thinks the (24/25 year old) host would not pick up Will Smith = Fresh Prince of Bel-air because of age and the fact that there's a dramatic reboot airing.

I think everyone knows Will Smith = Fresh Prince of Bel-air and that my friend is so profoundly stupid that if he agrees with me on any answer tonight I will suddenly start to doubt that I'm right.

Who is right?

If he doesn't know that then GTFO any quiz team.

 

[Bender_]

Flesh Prints?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Flesh Prints?

That's arguably more clever, but the one I've got is a bit less strained.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I considered The Pursuit of Slappyness.

 

[ashley12]

Flesh Prints of Bel Air is an elite name. Would yoink and steal if I had quiz friends to go with.

100% go with that type of name.

 

[Mop]

I feel like I’ve stepped into a time machine.
An RDT with Kane, Keys and Biggie. Ash12 too. Jeez. Even Mr E! Jeez

Hi lads.

Also,
I’ll be glad to hear this Will Smith stuff STFU already. Alas… it won’t.

 

[Dazzler9]

I considered The Pursuit of Slappyness.

Hitch slap. ?

Nah, not as good as yours.

 

[Keys]

Some jokes land, some should probably be sound-boarded or at least cleared with the target first.

3 women hosting the event because it's cheaper than 1 man is funny, and shines light on inequality.

Going after someone's wife because she has a medical condition which affects her physical appearance is all the areas you should avoid.

Takes 3 women to do the job of 1 man

Not sure joking about a woman’s medical condition in that setting is a good idea. Mind you Will seemed to find it funny at first before he realised the shit he was gonna be in when they got home

Him slapping Rock was the minimum he needed to do in order to avoid getting bitchslapped later. Married guys would understand

 

[Dazzler9]

 

[Ishmael_]

Everything about Will Smith/JPS and that entire family is weird as hell.

This is one of the more normal things Will Smith has done/said in the last 10 years.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Will Smith has put a tweet out regarding the slap…

‘The reason for my slapping today was due to Jada’s doctor’s orders. The Academy has been provided with a medical certificate. She has been diagnosed as suffering from a work related injury and as a result she is on sick leave till further notice. I will not go into any details as to her medical condition as I wish to keep that strictly private. She is doing her best to work with the doctors so she can recover from her injury. She intends to return back to the red carpet as soon as she is fit and able.

WS’

 

[FKASC]

Absolute slaps tonight and you all know it

 

[Godfather32]

Takes 3 women to do the job of 1 man

Not sure joking about a woman’s medical condition in that setting is a good idea. Mind you Will seemed to find it funny at first before he realised the shit he was gonna be in when they got home

Him slapping Rock was the minimum he needed to do in order to avoid getting bitchslapped later. Married guys would understand

Some peoples first reaction to a lot of things is to laugh, plus he's probably in auto-pilot mode pretending to laugh at other peoples shit jokes all night.
Definitely looked real to me, probably deserved but also a bit of an over-reaction from Will. Funny as **** though

 

[Truckosaurus]

ORIGINAL NAME - DO NOT STEAL

The Fresh Prince of Bitch-slap

But now debating whether to try:
The Fresh Prints of Bitch-slap
or
The Flesh Prints of Bitch-slap

 

[Dazzler9]

ORIGINAL NAME - DO NOT STEAL

The Fresh Prince of Bitch-slap

But now debating whether to try:
The Fresh Prints of Bitch-slap
or
The Flesh Prints of Bitch-slap

I'd stick with A or B.

 

[Godfather32]

I'd stick with A or B.

Is that your advice to Trucko or to Quinz

 

[Forward Press]