Game Day Round 3: Melbourne vs Essington Bombres, MCG, 7:20pm

[Scythe94]

Melbourne vs Essendon games have a tendency to throw up some weird results, but in reality we should have them covered across the park, even with our makeshift defense.

That being said, expect Essendon to lead by at least 20 points at some stage in the second.

 

[Scythe94]

Oh my old avatar, treasured memories.

 

[Proper Gander]

Ogodogodogodogodogod

 

[mrmonkey]

I haven't been to an essendon game since that 2012 unexpected win. This is due to the fact that most our games against essendon are away games and only once a year. Anyway I'm not sure if I will be use to the sulking which was unbelievable last time I went. Mind you I will be amongst dee supporters this time so it won't matter.

 

[Bluelegs]

Our games against this mob are always a bloody mess. Basically never go how they're expected. Last year we could not have played worse but managed to scratch out the win.

 

[Topkent]

Essendon to be 20 up at the 11 minute mark of the second, Hunt to have 5 disposals and be called best on by Tulip before Trac turns the game in the 3rd.
We win 72-59.

 

[Proper Gander]

Essendon to be 20 up at the 11 minute mark of the second, Hunt to have 5 disposals and be called best on by Tulip before Trac turns the game in the 3rd.
We win 72-59.

I like that Tulip becomes part of your fantasy here.

I think we will be 25 down half time and suffering 3 board meltdowns about Max tap work, Hunt getting nowhere near it and Tommy concrete hands. The board will get even worse once A11 starts to pretend he predicted it and finds the capitulation quite funny. We stage a 11 in a row comeback, triggered by one decent run and goal by Hunt. Tulip posts a version of I told you so. Every other post is basically something like “WTF?” or “Holy s**t” while everyone nervously waits for you to show up with details about your date

 

[Topkent]

I like that Tulip becomes part of your fantasy here.

I think we will be 25 down half time and suffering 3 board meltdowns about Max tap work, Hunt getting nowhere near it and Tommy concrete hands. The board will get even worse once A11 starts to pretend he predicted it and finds the capitulation quite funny. We stage a 11 in a row comeback, triggered by one decent run and goal by Hunt. Tulip posts a version of I told you so. Every other post is basically something like “WTF?” or “Holy s**t” while everyone nervously waits for you to show up with details about your date

I had to sensor so so many quality jokes out of this

 

[Bluelegs]

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Oh my old avatar, treasured memories.

Love that this bloke was on the run from the cops and decided to go to the footy and scream from the front row right in the face of the opposition's captain. Truly a special soul.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Our games against this mob are always a bloody mess. Basically never go how they're expected. Last year we could not have played worse but managed to scratch out the win.

In the midst of a heavy pre finals training load from God High performance manager Burgo.

Meanwhile Selwyn got us in a heavy pre round 5 injury load. Absolute scum.

 

[Proper Gander]

Love that this bloke was on the run from the cops and decided to go to the footy and scream from the front row right in the face of the opposition's captain. Truly a special soul.

I loved it when Max brought this up in his podcast and said “my life was in danger!”

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

I like that Tulip becomes part of your fantasy here.

I think we will be 25 down half time and suffering 3 board meltdowns about Max tap work, Hunt getting nowhere near it and Tommy concrete hands. The board will get even worse once A11 starts to pretend he predicted it and finds the capitulation quite funny. We stage a 11 in a row comeback, triggered by one decent run and goal by Hunt. Tulip posts a version of I told you so. Every other post is basically something like “WTF?” or “Holy s**t” while everyone nervously waits for you to show up with details about your date

Sounds reasonable.

 

[netslave]

Jake Stringer

25

Jake Stringer

Age

29

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.8

5star

D

8.5

2star

K

7.0

3star

HB

1.5

1star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

4star

G

2.5

5star

D

7.2

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

to be held scoreless and Dees by 37 pts.

 

[Headless]

Could be without Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

, apparently.

 

[Scythe94]

Was looking forward to Benny kicking seven. We'll be lucky to see Weid on the screen seven times.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

#FistedForever covid sweeps thru the club.

 

[LarryDavidNeitz]

Was looking forward to Benny kicking seven. We'll be lucky to see Weid on the screen seven times.

Harsh on Weid. He easily averages 7 dropped marks a game

 

[00Stinger]

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Oh my old avatar, treasured memories.

didn't it turn out that he was wanted for burglary or some s**t and the police ended up seeing him on tv and arresting him?

If so, how ******* dumb can you get?

 

[Topkent]

If he ate meat like a real man he would have fought it off

No COVID for old mate Tmac.

 

[CWaffles]

Is this an April fools? Why are we playing Weid?

 

[owen87]

Is this an April fools? Why are we playing Weid?

April Fools will be Essendon repeating 2016.

 

[Bluelegs]

Time for Tmac to step up.

 

[Bluelegs]

#FistedForever covid sweeps thru the club.

This never would have happened under Burgess.

 

[Topkent]

This never would have happened under Burgess.

Don't ******* encourage him mate your better than that

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Time for Tmac to step up.

Time for Slick to do something also.