Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[almuz]

Dwayne is a shining example of what’s wrong with footy commentary - he tries to fill every single bit of silence with his voice

Look at EPL commentary by contrast, sometimes the play just speaks for itself or there isn’t anything notable to add

 

[Cleavy]

Also, there's a lot of dance steps, drop steps, side steps, euro steps and shake and bakes in the AFL now apparently. At least one or two a quarter Dwayne likes to use.

is he preparing for a side gig on Dancing With the Stars?

 

[SuperMal]

And he was even worse today....14 mins to go he’s spruiking ‘who’ll kick the winning goal’

Certifiable AssClown.

 

[Stottzy]

Incredibly over the top commentator. "The noise when the siren goes will be nothing like you've ever heard before".

What 34,000 at the G, with the home team just winning when being 50 points up? Yeah deafening........

 

[killtaker1993]

I'd take Andy Maher over Dwayne Russell

 

[tugga]

Incredibly over the top commentator. "The noise when the siren goes will be nothing like you've ever heard before".

What 34,000 at the G, with the home team just winning when being 50 points up? Yeah deafening........

I came here to post the exact same.
King of hyperbole.
He's an insufferable twat.

 

[Private Hudson]

I'd take Andy Maher over Dwayne Russell

I’d take any human being that’s ever lived over Dwayne.

 

[matthew_s]

I’d take any human being that’s ever lived over Dwayne.

Even TESD's 4th member?

 

[Private Hudson]

Even TESD's 4th member?

148

 

[matthew_s]

148

Hitler!

 

[juss]

Incredibly over the top commentator. "The noise when the siren goes will be nothing like you've ever heard before".

What 34,000 at the G, with the home team just winning when being 50 points up? Yeah deafening........

Seriously, that is textbook Dwayne.
Absolute hyperbole with every player, play and moment.

 

[Shane Heard]

Another season ..and the hatred for this imbecile grows more and more

Excruciating, nauseating and God-awfully painful


Did i need I mention I hate him?

 

[Hoos]

Did i need I mention I hate him?

No, but it never hurts to reiterate that particular detail.

 

[freddy mercury]

I'd take Andy Maher over Dwayne Russell

The most woke and PC guy you'll ever meet.

 

[the avoca drover]

I'd take Andy Maher over Dwayne Russell

They’re both probably decent blokes, but not that good at what they’re paid to do. We’ve all worked with people like that.

 

[windyhill]

New inclusion !!
”Duck Step”

 

[conrad_437]

Twice in one game has commented on the ATAR scores of players. The fact he knows their scores is borderline strange.

 

[RobbyRoy]

Twice in one game has commented on the ATAR scores of players. The fact he knows their scores is borderline strange.

A trait he shares with Zempilas - thinking sharing irrelevant facts about players makes them seem well-researched.

 

[ApplecrossWC]

Been a good call so far for the crows vs dogs game, definitely been the pick of the commentators

 

[Micksy]

End of 2nd qtr bulldogs vs crows. ball just hit the post flush and bounced back into play. dwayne reckons it just scraped the inside.

 

[conrad_437]

This has to be the most Der-wayne has ever spoken in a half of footy. I genuinely can't name a single other commentator who is on the broadcast, they've spoken so little.

 

[Micksy]

This has to be the most Der-wayne has ever spoken in a half of footy. I genuinely can't name a single other commentator who is on the broadcast, they've spoken so little.

Brad Johnson's there. I only know cos he's calling every regulation thing the dogs do "X of the year contender"

(Heh...dogs do)

 

[Hoos]

Brad Johnson's there. I only know cos he's calling every regulation thing the dogs do "X of the year contender"

(Heh...dogs do)

You can always tell if Johnson's doing special comments as you can actually feel your IQ slipping a few points.

 

[Mentallo]

Been a good call so far for the crows vs dogs game, definitely been the pick of the commentators

Might be a better coach, Norf should get him onboard.

 

[ApplecrossWC]

Might be a better coach, Norf should get him onboard.

No need to be silly, Mentallo