Autopsy AFL 2022 Round 9 - Eagles v Demons Sun May 15th 5:20pm EST/3:20pm WST (OS)

[BFew]

The Eagles rebuild will need a lot more than USD$6m.

They might be able to salvage NicNats locks, Gaff's left arm, Ryan's sticks, and Willie's Rioli.

Apart from that it's going to need a whole lot of bionic implants and a Coach with the victory scents of a Greyhound to beat Melbourne in the next 2 years.

 

[purplearmy]

200 points please.

 

[EagleMan87]

200 points please.

Not keen on top two?

 

[Lsta062]

Melbourne are kinda like Richmond in the 2017-2020 era. Hardly thrash teams (in the H&A season) but get the job done comfortably. It seems to be the modern day recipe for success.

That’s the only way I see this game being below 60 points. If Melbourne really wanted to, then they could blow away West Coast by 120+ points in my opinion. Intrigued to see what they’ll do

 

[donkeypunchd]

First time in my life I’ve been calm and confident heading into a WCE home game. Hoping we make up for 2018 prelim and give these pricks an almighty hiding

 

[ep2018]

First time in my life I’ve been calm and confident heading into a WCE home game. Hoping we make up for 2018 prelim and give these pricks an almighty hiding

Not sure you can make up such a limp performance in a prelim final.

 

[donkeypunchd]

Not sure you can make up such a limp performance in a prelim final.

Maybe not, but winning a grand final on your home ground while your lot missed finals soothed some of that pain.

 

[MickG88]

Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

to kick 10 goals

 

[Lsta062]

Interesting that West Coast’s reserves lost by 123 points and Melbourne’s reserves won by 110 points. Will we see a 100-point margin in this one?

 

[bzparkes]

Interesting that West Coast’s reserves lost by 123 points and Melbourne’s reserves won by 110 points. Will we see a 100-point margin in this one?

Our reserves team only had 3 WCE players in it. The rest were a bunch of ammos. Kind of like the WCE seniors team.


Melbourne by 200+

 

[Lsta062]

Our reserves team only had 3 WCE players in it. The rest were a bunch of ammos. Kind of like the WCE seniors team.


Melbourne by 200+

Wow that’s probably the worst run with outs I’ve seen apart from Essendon’s top-up year

 

[NetworkNerd]

How much for Brown to break Fanning's record into Melbourne beating the VFL/AFL winning margin of 190 points?

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Josh Kennedy out with knee soreness, we’re a chance now.

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Wow that’s probably the worst run with outs I’ve seen apart from Essendon’s top-up year

Tanking but not tanking

 

[Alesana]

Blow the siren

 

[Geezington]

Jamie Cripps

15

Jamie Cripps

Age

31

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.7

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.9

5star

G

1.3

5star

D

10.3

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

0.4

3star

D

6.4

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

is absolutely pathetic

 

[Power Raid]

it doesn't get easier than that

 

[Power Raid]

it's going to be a long day

 

[bzparkes]

Jamie Cripps is absolutely pathetic

Yep.

 

[Scythe94]

West Coast's defensive efforts are appalling

 

[Darksidepoints]

it's going to be a long day

A long day full of sweet, sweet %

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

I had a few drinks at the camfield before the game but I reckon I could still get a game with the eagles.

 

[bzparkes]

West Coast's defensive efforts are appalling

It's like there's no defenders other than McGovern/Barrass.

 

[tomcruise]

Kelli Underwood really takes the fun out of watching footy

 

[bzparkes]

'Punch the sky' Pickett.