Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[juss]

Sam Day

12

Sam Day

Age

31

Ht

196cm

Wt

106kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

4.6

3star

M

3.5

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.7

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

3.6

1star

HB

4.4

3star

M

1.9

2star

T

1.5

2star

G

0.9

4star

D

8.6

3star

K

3.2

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

0.8

3star

G

0.2

3star

scores a goal.
Dwayne "Day! Another big Day out!"

Checks stats

Day 3 disposals 1.1 to half time.

Does Dwayne think he's witty and clever because he could use the word "day" randomly in a sentence?

 

[Pistol Night]

Swallow gobbled it up. Derwayne you dog

 

[SuperMal]

1st qtr, North were 3 goals ahead...and old Cistern comes out with “This games taken a huge transition”.....

 

[SuperMal]

Sam Day scores a goal.
Dwayne "Day! Another big Day out!"

Checks stats

Day 3 disposals 1.1 to half time.

Does Dwayne think he's witty and clever because he could use the word "day" randomly in a sentence?

Thats on a par with Huddo’s “How did he do that” when Howe took that speccy over Reg Grundy....

Its just so obvious it cannot be considered funny or clever....

 

[Pistol Night]

Have a shot every time Pipe says something stupid for the rest of the game. Lucky I’ve got ambulance cover.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

" Rankinstein "

 

[janty]

Will always be my favourite Dwayne moment.

 

[Roogene]

The commentary in the Hawks Pies games was as bad as I have ever heard. We get it Dwayne the Pies had the right to recruit you and waived it as they thought you were crap. Its been a long time, please get over it and stop subjecting us to your bias. This stupid campaigner kept pumping Hawthorn up, 'the hawthorn way'. Yeah and the Pies finished lower, bought in a new coach and have won more games than his beloved Mitchell.

Nick Daicos on gained 780 meters hardly mentioned but NEWCOMBE!!!

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Dwayne is a shining example of what’s wrong with footy commentary - he tries to fill every single bit of silence with his voice

Look at EPL commentary by contrast, sometimes the play just speaks for itself or there isn’t anything notable to add

Except when Peter Drury commentates, thank f*** he's moving to the NBC. The PL equivalent of Dwayne Pipe.

 

[windyhill]

Except when Peter Drury commentates, thank f*** he's moving to the NBC. The PL equivalent of Dwayne Pipe.

Drury is a ******* shocker. If I wanted Shakespeare, I’d take an English literature class.

 

[Mentallo]

"Port extend the margin and let Pete Ladhams know about it!!!!"
Camera cuts to Ladhams walking back to the centre bounce not a Power player in site.
Take a shot each time this dickhead mentions Charlie Dixon

22

Charlie Dixon

Age

33

Ht

200cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.7

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.6

5star

D

10.5

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.5

2star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.5

2star

G

2.5

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

and bench press in the same sentence.

 

[Leon]

"Port extend the margin and let Pete Ladhams know about it!!!!"
Camera cuts to Ladhams walking back to the centre bounce not a Power player in site.
Take a shot each time this dickhead mentions Charlie Dixon and bench press in the same sentence.

Your post is gold class!!!

 

[Lets Roar like '44]

“That’s the money kick” getting a good run early. Haven’t heard that one before from Dwayne must have been doing a bit of homework overnight in preparation.

 

[burge13]

Him and derm together. Why do fox footy hate their consumers so much?!

 

[matthew_s]

"isn't it great to be front row...to the jimmy rowe show"

this is why isis hates us.

 

[matthew_s]

Him and derm together. Why do fox footy hate their consumers so much?!

Derm going hard on this new favourite - "filling up his viewfinder"

Derm spent his Saturday night watching old sex tapes on his 90's camcorder.

 

[Cleavy]

“Suns were taken to Sunday school.” Groan!

 

[conrad_437]

Had it, lost it.

20 times a game.

Seriously, find another phrase to describe a bloke fumbling a ball. * me.

 

[Pistol Night]

Had it, lost it.

20 times a game.

Seriously, find another phrase to describe a bloke fumbling a ball. * me.

campaigner fumbles

 

[conrad_437]

'Sir Isaac! Every one of his actions has a GREAT reaction.'

I mean how on earth can you draw a link between Izak Rankine

23

Izak Rankine

Age

23

Ht

181cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.7

4star

G

2.0

5star

D

13.0

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.7

4star

G

2.0

5star

D

13.0

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.7

5star

G

2.0

5star

and Newton's laws?

Only Derwayne

 

[George]

"He shakes them like a dog water" in the Port v Suns game...

 

[Cleavy]

"He shakes them like a dog water" in the Port v Suns game...

hopefully not hot dog flavoured water

 

[George]

hopefully not hot dog flavoured water

I've heard him trot it out before but he was meant to say "Like a dog shaking water" (a s**t call in itself) however he was too excited was old Derwayne. Chol shrugged a defender and goaled and he Derwayne went a bit nutty

 

[BigPond101]

Everything is a shake n bake

 

[Chuckie357]

What with the king Charlie crap?