Let's pick over the still warm, slightly twitching dead carcass that is Norf's list

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

But I'm not the one claiming the moral high ground. We know we are sh*t, at the moment.

The Dees showed us how overrated and sh*t the Dog's midfield is.

TT would be like putting a F1 engine into Mofra's VW Beetle, amusing at first, but ultimately wasted.

And as for the Brions and their double straight out losses in a row, you should be begging for Noble to return. It is now obvious who was the brains behind the build, and his loss shows.

Problem is they spent all their time planning on how to stop Gawn, that they had no answer for Jackson

 

[iBeng]

But I'm not the one claiming the moral high ground. We know we are sh*t, at the moment.

The Dees showed us how overrated and sh*t the Dog's midfield is.

TT would be like putting a F1 engine into Mofra's VW Beetle, amusing at first, but ultimately wasted.

And as for the Brions and their double straight out losses in a row, you should be begging for Noble to return. It is now obvious who was the brains behind the build, and his loss shows.

We went straight sets with and without him so...

 

[B4Bear]

We went straight sets with and without him so...

He had already checked out in his own mind. He knew he was leaving with better prospects down South, even in plague central he saw a more promising future.

 

[iBeng]

He had already checked out in his own mind. He knew he was leaving with better prospects down South, even in plague central he saw a more promising future.

In 2030?

 

[B4Bear]

In 2030?

Hope it is sooner than that, he ain't no spring chicken.

 

[Freomaniac]

Indeed!
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Blessings in disguise mate.

Any North Melbourne players you want to rescue? LoL

 

[Freomaniac]

If we were able to drop to 3rd last I reckon Norf can comfortably take out the 2017 spoon.

Missed out the north Melbourne spoon season by 3 or 4 seasons.

It's sad that both kangaroos and Eagles are both stuck in the bottom 2

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Missed out the north Melbourne spoon season by 3 or 4 seasons.

It's sad that both kangaroos and Eagles are both stuck in the bottom 2

Time for a savage root and branch clean out at the Weasels.

Norf are simply rooted and have no case to remain as a stand alone Club.

 

[Mofra]

Nick Larkey

20

Nick Larkey

Age

27

Ht

198cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.5

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.9

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.5

3star

G

1.4

5star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

3star

K

4.2

2star

HB

4.6

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.8

4star

and Ben McKay

32

Ben Mckay

Age

27

Ht

202cm

Wt

104kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.5

2star

K

3.7

1star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

1.7

4star

MG

77.2

1star

D

7.5

2star

K

4.5

2star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.5

2star

MG

88.5

2star

D

7.0

2star

K

3.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.0

4star

MG

67.8

1star

thanks

 

[Laphroaig]

Time for a savage root and branch clean out at the Weasels.

You forgot to put the comma in after the fifth word.

 

[iBeng]

Nick Larkey and Ben McKay thanks

I guess we'll take Polec back just to make him play VFL and think long and hard of his life choices.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

You forgot to put the comma in after the fifth word.

Am too old and sleepless to correct now with 60 hours minus any nod. Still I know even in this weird state there are certain truths:

* the Blues are a truly sorrowful mob without historical honour

* the Blues are a corrupt and fatally cracked vessel - a gentle ting upon which will rend it to the shrieking shards of ignominy it has experienced for a quarter of a century.

 

[Laphroaig]

Am too old and sleepless to correct now with 60 hours minus any nod. Still I know even in this weird state there are certain truths:

* the Blues are a truly sorrowful mob without historical honour

* the Blues are a corrupt and fatally cracked vessel - a gentle ting upon which will rend it to the shrieking shards of ignominy it has experienced for a quarter of a century.

If only the Swans had a history, we'd be able to judge it.

Oh. And you missed the point by about 500 yards, dopey. Count 5 words, insert a comma and read. Geddit?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

If only the Swans had a history, we'd be able to judge it.

Oh. And you missed the point by about 500 yards, dopey. Count 5 words, insert a comma and read. Geddit?

Nup. You seem a nice young person. Hopefully you will work through and amend your aversion to history. The Blues have been yapping in the dust of the caravan moving on for yonks. Spit the dirt out.

 

[Orange crush]

Time for a savage root and branch clean out at the Weasels.

Norf are simply rooted and have no case to remain as a stand alone Club.

I gagged after the fifth word .... tmi horrie, you old Roman

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Roses are red
There were two sides
Norf and Lollies
Silly and inane
Their poor fans
Were but the bane.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I gagged after the fifth word .... tmi horrie, you old Roman

Am indeed an antique, tho of dubious provenance.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Just shred the flowers
Gut and stuff road kill roos
While JB cites private schools
the Pokies just fund the Blues

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Just checked the title of this thread for the first time. Could I suggest that refusal to pick over carrion any self respecting vulture would refuse is sensible. (and a healthy choice)

 

[Laphroaig]

Nup. You seem a nice young person. Hopefully you will work through and amend your aversion to history. The Blues have been yapping in the dust of the caravan moving on for yonks.

Stupid is as stupid does, I guess.

And I'm not a young person; I am a grumpy, nasty old ****er with no tolerance for idiots. Take a number.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Geeze Norf its aint

Stupid is as stupid does, I guess.

And I'm not a young person; I am a grumpy, nasty old ducker with no tolerance for idiots. Take a number.

Well rofl that up
Yep let's take that number
For shirley there aint
A team more venal and dumber

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Missed out the north Melbourne spoon season by 3 or 4 seasons.

It's sad that both kangaroos and Eagles are both stuck in the bottom 2

Already rescued Majak and Brown, thats enough Norf spuds for me.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

We'll take Stevo back if norf continue to pay his 5 year/$500k contract















lol j/k

 

[Freomaniac]

Yes, necrophilia from the ancient Greek.

'Necros' meaning 'dead'.
And 'philia', the verb, 'to fill'.

So what's in your sick and twisted mind?

What are you gonna fill norths carcass with? LoL

 

[Freomaniac]

Already rescued Majak and Brown, thats enough Norf spuds for me.

Jason Horne Francis?

I wouldn't mind Cam Zuhaar on freos list