Review Angry Letters (for the over 50s) and Emails You'd like to send the Club

[Next Waiting]

Straight to the loft to tie an angry letter to the leg of my best bird. To WO my pretty...without delay.

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[Next Waiting]

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[footscray1973]

Straight to the loft to tie an angry letter to the leg of my best bird. To WO my pretty...without delay.

Post your angry letters and emails here for editing suggestions by our resident grammar Nazi's and pedants.

No apostrophe for the third last word!
(I won't quote the actual word, as I detest it in all its forms.)

And yes, I'm a pedant when it comes to grammar.

 

[Next Waiting]

No apostrophe for the third last word!
(I won't quote the actual word, as I detest it in all its forms.)

And yes, I'm a pedant when it comes to grammar.

Congratulations. You passed the test and are the No1 Ticket Holder of the Grammarians and Pedants Association (GAPA)

 

[VitalDread]

As someone that worked in footy

All those angry emails go like this

Opens email

ohhh no, anyway

 

[D Mitchell]

Straight to the loft to tie an angry letter to the leg of my best bird. To WO my pretty...without delay.

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Attn: A Bains

The CEO
Footscray Football Club t/a Western Bulldogs
417 Barkly Street
Footscray 3011


Dear Sir

re: 2022 Season and other issues

You can all go and get f....d

Best Wishes


Yours faithfully

 

[Dog 36]

Attn: A Bains

The CEO
Footscray Football Club t/a Western Bulldogs
417 Barkly Street
Footscray 3011


Dear Sir

re: 2022 Season and other issues

You can all go and get f....d

Best Wishes


Yours faithfully

F....d = Flamed? Fobbed?

 

[GetDimmaBack]

F....d = Flamed? Fobbed?

Flummoxed

 

[dogwatch]

Attn: A Bains

The CEO
Footscray Football Club t/a Western Bulldogs
417 Barkly Street
Footscray 3011


Dear Sir

re: 2022 Season and other issues

You can all go and get f....d

Best Wishes


Yours faithfully

I would have signed off “yours respectfully” but otherwise it looks good.

Don’t forget to add your membership number and enclose the twisted remnants of your microwaved membership card.

 

[dogwatch]

Congratulations. You passed the test and are the No1 Ticket Holder of the Grammarians and Pedants Association (GAPA)

Oh … I thought it was called the Grammar Nazis and Pedants Association (GraNPA).

 

[Sharpiesadog]

No time to write letters and emails, I’ve got chicken manure to shift.

 

[D Mitchell]

F....d = Flamed? Fobbed?

forgived

 

[Dog 36]

forgived

Too many letters DM

Was trying for 6 letter words

 

[TiAn_]

Went online to send them a very sternly worded email but just ended up buying a retro Bulldogs jacket. My brand loyalty to Imperial Chemical Industries is ceaseless. RIP.

 

[jdz101]

Spangher Out

 

[Hobdog]

Any letters or emails that contain his instead of he’s will be immediately discarded in the trash.


Sent from my iPhone using BigFooty.com

 

[D Mitchell]

Too many letters DM

Was trying for 6 letter words

If I'd been any good at maths, I'd have been an engineer.

 

[Next Waiting]

F....d = Flamed? Fobbed?

Flummoxed

forgived

Favoured?

 

[footscray1973]

Spangher Out

Club?
Closet? (Nttawwt)
CB radio sign off?

Or is that an anagram?
Enough parts
Enough tarps
Enough traps
Huge patrons
Naughts pore
Naughts rope

There are literally heaps of interesting anagrams there jdz101 !

 

[BIG_BONTS]

One good ask is for further investment in social media to honour the clubs history and nostalgia of all things in the past? Week by week, 'this week in 1987...' Little write-up and a short clip to a game

 

[jdz101]

Club?
Closet? (Nttawwt)
CB radio sign off?

Or is that an anagram?
Enough parts
Enough tarps
Enough traps
Huge patrons
Naughts pore
Naughts rope

There are literally heaps of interesting anagrams there jdz101 !

It was my play on Wenger out

 

[Unorth]

If Bevidge does not sack Matt Spanker I will spew up!

 

[D Mitchell]

If Bevidge does not sack Matt Spanker I will spew up!

What's your issue with Spangher ?

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Straight to the loft to tie an angry letter to the leg of my best bird. To WO my pretty...without delay.

Post your angry letters and emails here for editing suggestions by our resident grammar Nazi's and pedants.

You rang?

Whoops, looks like I’m too late to this party. Carry on. I’ll return to my medical studies.

 

[ScragCity]

What's your issue with Spangher ?

His CV