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Crazy how much $$$ you can make on Feet Finder though, that and you never have to show any of the remainder of your body!
bender is one of the best animated characters on tv i swear.
And then you had the gall to capitalise my nameLove you too Beez xxx
Uh oh:
Adult Swim Cuts Ties With Justin Roiland Following Domestic Abuse Charges
'Rick and Morty' is set to continue, with Roiland's voice roles to be recast, sources say.www.hollywoodreporter.com
I bet AS handles this about as well as they handled the last season of Squidbillies...
Angry beez is a hot beezAnd the you had the gall to capitalise my name
I am going to be in angry mode on Sunday.
And the you had the gall to capitalise my name
I am going to be in angry mode on Sunday.
Why did the mustard lose the race?
Because he couldn’t ketchup
I told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove past her.
When the snail got his first car he was worried people would be freaked out by his tiny size so he had "S" painted on the doors to explain that it was a car for a snail.I told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove past her.
Keep going I'm close
Keep going I'm close
When the snail got his first car he was worried people would be freaked out by his tiny size so he had "S" painted on the doors to explain that it was a car for a snail.
Surprisingly for such a tiny car, it could hit speeds that equalled everyone else's. He startled me the other day when he roared by, prompting me to exclaim "wow, look at that 'S' car go."
WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS?
GROUND BEEF
"One-One" was a racehorse.Screw it, taking myself there.
How does 10 + 10 equal the same as 11 + 11?
10 + 10 equals twenty
11 + 11 equals twenty to
"One-One" was a racehorse.
"Two-Two" was one, too.
"One-One" won one race, and
22112.
Oh that's a pretty good! I am stuffed halfway into the first repetition!My favourite tongue twister growing up was simply saying "black bugs blood" over and over again
I remember some comedian saying that he once visited an art museum where they just showed the heads and arms that were missing from all the more well-known sculptures. Might have been Milton Jones.What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a wall? Art
What do you call his arms and legs? Pieces of art
Reading this in a Judge Dredd voice gives extra depth!Ligma
I am the joke
Oh that's a pretty good! I am stuffed halfway into the first repetition!
I also remember another English education joke that went something like :
"Bill while Ted had had had had had had had had had had had the examiner's approval."
And the riddle was that it could be perfect grammar with the right punctation.
If anyone wants to give it a burl, go ahead. I rote-remember the answer and can post it later if necessary.