Play Nice Scott Morrison in the Multiverse of Ministries.

[nut]

Scomo

 

[phantom13]

The enduring myth of him not being a bald campaigner has always been baffling. He has about the same amount of hair as Homer Simpson and you rarely see him caricatured in that way. (I am assuming the above is a pisstake or fanfiction, just wanted to get that in)

I can almost forgive the hair (almost) giving him a definable jawline is the true crime here.

Full Harold Bishop style frog neck on Scomo

 

[Rob R]

Scummo apparently leaving after the budget (which will be ugly due to the circumstances the govt faces).

Big question is how much of a nutter do you have to be to get Scummos endorsement as his replacement

Second question is how will the ALP honour Scummo for his unprecedented work in winning elections for them.

Speculation grows over Morrison future in Cook as Liberal senate battles loom

Former prime minister Scott Morrison is expected to quit politics by the end of 2023, triggering an unwelcome byelection for Liberal leader Peter Dutton.

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[winty]

I've heard of embellishing your resume, but this is bordering on ridiculous.

 

[Forward Press]

I've heard of embellishing your resume, but this is bordering on ridiculous.

lmao

Judging from the Americanisation of globalisation, though, it is clearly written by someone that has never lived in Australia during the time of Scott Morrison. Here's hoping (however remote) that the Cook by-election produces a massive upset.

 

[troybe]

Does something need ******* up in London?

 

[JackOutback]

Someone gave Lisa Simpson his resume to spruce up.

 

[western royboy]

I've heard of embellishing your resume, but this is bordering on ridiculous.

 

[Not Important]

I've heard of embellishing your resume, but this is bordering on ridiculous.

is there any way we can stop him using the prefix "the honorable"

 

[QuietB]

I've heard of embellishing your resume, but this is bordering on ridiculous.

The man has specialised in bullshit his entire life.

The high point of his career was the Vics Vapour Rub add. At least the producers of that had the wisdom to not let the fat campaigner speak.

 

[PT Bar None]

Got this one this morning: Scott Morrison: His next move revealed

Given he'll likely eventually * up whatever he limpets onto, probably a reasonable spot for him.

 

[Not Important]

scummo is a none-to-bright walking disaster. how on earth did this ******* ever get to lead this country?

 

[spinynorman]

 

[Chief]

Saddest day of my life.

 

[JackOutback]

I'll never stop wanting it to be true.

 

[Chief]

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Yeah nah. Scomo is in damage control now that he's moving forward in a new post-P.M gig. Trying to erase the past as he goes. Well guess what?

I Choose To Believe.

 

[winty]

Ally Marshall is an absolute muppet. She got dumped from Sky News. Says it all really.

 

[JackOutback]

Yeah nah. Scomo is in damage control now that he's moving forward in a new post-P.M gig. Trying to erase the past as he goes. Well guess what?

I Choose To Believe.

I mean, he just looks like a pants-shitter.

 

[GreyWind]

Ally Marshall is an absolute muppet. She got dumped from Sky News. Says it all really.

How s**t do you have to be to get dumped from Sky?

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Pretty funny that Morrison was knocked back from a job at PWC of all places, due to reputational risk.

Ex PMs can get a job anywhere because of the favours they can curry.

Yet imagine being so odious that even a bunch of corrupt hacks like PWC won't touch you because of the reputational risk.

This fat turd is the biggest sh*tstain in Australian political history. If we ever go lower than this campaigner, you know the country is thoroughly ****ed.

 

[peetoo]

Too old for pwc. Who advised him to apply?

 

[Sun Ra]

Too old for pwc. Who advised him to apply?

Jenny and the girls.

 

[QuietB]

Can he just * off already.

It is outright embarrassing he cannot get another job.

 

[Ghost Patrol]

Anyone here with GPT4 subscription? Ask it to make Scomo a resume and apply here

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