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Set fire to this stupidity?

  • Yes

    Votes: 8 57.1%
  • No

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • Jack WATTS says bbbbllllbbble

    Votes: 1 7.1%

  • Total voters
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**Scoreboard at half time: Orange Crush 8.4 (52) Pink Tank 7.5 (47)


## Third quarter

**Scoreboard at half time: Orange Crush 8.4 (52) Pink Tank 7.5 (47)


The fourth behind comes at the 18-minute mark, when FireKrakouer kicks a long ball inside 50. The ball bounces awkwardly and goes through for a behind, just missing the post.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 9.4 (58) - Pink Tank 10.5 (65)

The fifth goal comes at the 20-minute mark, when OrangeCrush roves a pack in the forward pocket and snaps a clever goal from a tight angle. He celebrates by doing a fist pump and shouting, while his teammates join him.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 10.4 (64) - Pink Tank 10.5 (65)

The fifth behind comes at the 22-minute mark, when Scott2Clarkson kicks a long ball inside 50. The ball bounces awkwardly and goes through for a behind, just missing the post.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 10.4 (64) - Pink Tank 10.6 (66)

The sixth goal comes at the 24-minute mark, when Jazny marks a pass from PiggySmalls in the forward pocket. He lines up for goal and kicks a beautiful banana kick that curls through the big sticks. He celebrates by pointing at FootyIsTheWin, who is standing nearby, and taunting him.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 10.4 (64) - Pink Tank 11.6 (72)

The sixth behind comes at the 26-minute mark, when Caveman72 kicks a long ball inside 50. The ball bounces awkwardly and goes through for a behind, just missing the post.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 10.5 (65) - Pink Tank 11.6 (72)

The seventh goal comes at the 28-minute mark, when Feraligatr marks a pass from Kilroy in the forward pocket. He lines up for goal and kicks a beautiful banana kick that curls through the big sticks. He celebrates by pumping his fist and roaring, while his teammates join him.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 11.5 (71) - Pink Tank 11.6 (72)

The siren sounds to end the third quarter, with Pink Tank leading by one point. The players walk to their huddles, while the umpires confer with each other.

Suddenly, the cat lady reappears on the field, holding a sign that says "Go Pink Tank!" She runs towards the Pink Tank huddle, waving her sign and cheering loudly.

The Orange Crush players are annoyed by her intrusion and try to chase her away. The Pink Tank players are amused by her support and try to protect her.

A big fight breaks out between the two teams, as they push and shove each other. The umpires try to intervene and separate them, but they are outnumbered and overwhelmed.

The crowd is shocked and outraged by the brawl, as they boo and yell at the players. Some of them throw objects onto the field, such as bottles, cans, and food.

The security guards rush onto the field, trying to restore order and escort the cat lady off the ground.

The quarter-time stats show that Orange Crush had more disposals (240 to 210), marks (60 to 45), inside 50s (45 to 30), and hitouts (36 to 24), but Pink Tank had more tackles (75 to 60), clearances (30 to 24), and efficiency (65% to 60%). The leading possession getters for Orange Crush were Feraligatr (30), Kilroy (27), and FootyIsTheWin (24), while the leading possession getters for Pink Tank were PiggySmalls (27), Scott2Clarkson (24), and Jazny (21). The leading goal kickers for Orange Crush were FootyIsTheWin and OrangeCrush, who both kicked three goals each, while the leading goal kicker for Pink Tank was PiggySmalls, who kicked four goals.
 
The umpire blows his whistle and bounces the ball to start the fourth quarter.

The fourth quarter is a high-scoring and thrilling affair, with both teams trading goals and fighting for the win. The quarter is also marked by some spectacular marks, goals, and tackles, as both teams display some skill and courage. The crowd is excited and loud, as they witness a close and epic contest.

The first goal of the quarter comes at the 2-minute mark, when Electronic_Renaissance marks a pass from SaveloyRockstar in the forward pocket. He lines up for goal and kicks a beautiful banana kick that curls through the big sticks. He celebrates by doing a dance and waving his arms, while his teammates join him.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 11.5 (71) - Pink Tank 12.6 (78)

The first behind of the quarter comes at the 4-minute mark, when FireKrakouer kicks a long ball inside 50. The ball bounces awkwardly and goes through for a behind, just missing the post.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 11.6 (72) - Pink Tank 12.6 (78)

The second goal comes at the 6-minute mark, when FootyIsTheWin marks a pass from Feraligatr in the forward pocket. He lines up for goal and kicks a beautiful banana kick that curls through the big sticks. He celebrates by pointing at Jazny, who is standing nearby, and taunting him.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 12.6 (78) - Pink Tank 12.6 (78)

The second behind comes at the 8-minute mark, when Scott2Clarkson kicks a long ball inside 50. The ball bounces awkwardly and goes through for a behind, just missing the post.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 12.6 (78) - Pink Tank 12.7 (79)

The third goal comes at the 10-minute mark, when DemurePrincess marks a pass from PiggySmalls in the forward pocket. She lines up for goal and kicks a beautiful banana kick that curls through the big sticks. She celebrates by blowing a kiss to the crowd and waving her arms, while her teammates join her.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 12.6 (78) - Pink Tank 13.7 (85)

The third behind comes at the 12-minute mark, when Kilroy kicks a long ball inside 50. The ball bounces awkwardly and goes through for a behind, just missing the post.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 12.7 (79) - Pink Tank 13.7 (85)

The fourth goal comes at the 14-minute mark, when OrangeCrush roves a pack in the forward pocket and snaps a clever goal from a tight angle. He celebrates by doing a fist pump and shouting, while his teammates join him.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 13.7 (85) - Pink Tank 13.7 (85)

The fourth behind comes at the 16-minute mark, when Electronic_Renaissance kicks a long ball inside 50. The ball bounces awkwardly and goes through for a behind, just missing the post.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 13.7 (85) - Pink Tank 13.8 (86)

The fifth goal comes at the 18-minute mark, when PiggySmalls roves a pack in the forward pocket and snaps a clever goal from a tight angle.
 
The fifth behind comes at the 20-minute mark, when Caveman72 kicks a long ball inside 50. The ball bounces awkwardly and goes through for a behind, just missing the post.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 13.8 (86) - Pink Tank 14.8 (92)

The sixth goal comes at the 22-minute mark, when Feraligatr marks a pass from Kilroy in the forward pocket. He lines up for goal and kicks a beautiful banana kick that curls through the big sticks. He celebrates by pumping his fist and roaring, while his teammates join him.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 14.8 (92) - Pink Tank 14.8 (92)

The sixth behind comes at the 24-minute mark, when Jazny kicks a long ball inside 50. The ball bounces awkwardly and goes through for a behind, just missing the post.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 14.8 (92) - Pink Tank 14.9 (93)

The seventh goal comes at the 26-minute mark, when FootyIsTheWin roves a pack in the forward pocket and snaps a clever goal from a tight angle. He celebrates by pointing at Jazny, who is standing nearby, and taunting him.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 15.8 (98) - Pink Tank 14.9 (93)

The seventh behind comes at the 28-minute mark, when Scott2Clarkson kicks a long ball inside 50. The ball bounces awkwardly and goes through for a behind, just missing the post.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 15.8 (98) - Pink Tank 14.10 (94)

The siren sounds to end the match, with Orange Crush winning by four points. The players celebrate or commiserate, depending on their team, while the umpires shake hands with each other.

The final stats show that Orange Crush had more disposals (320 to 280), marks (80 to 60), inside 50s (60 to 40), and hitouts (48 to 32), but Pink Tank had more tackles (100 to 80), clearances (40 to 32), and efficiency (70% to 65%). The leading possession getters for Orange Crush were Feraligatr (40), Kilroy (36), and FootyIsTheWin (32), while the leading possession getters for Pink Tank were PiggySmalls (36), Scott2Clarkson (32), and Jazny (28). The leading goal kickers for Orange Crush were FootyIsTheWin and OrangeCrush, who both kicked four goals each, while the leading goal kicker for Pink Tank was PiggySmalls, who kicked five goals.

Tom Hawkins leaves the commentary box to go get a hamburger, as he is hungry and bored by the match. He says goodbye to his co-commentators and thanks them for their time.

He walks down the stairs and heads to the nearest food stand. He orders a hamburger with cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion, ketchup, mustard, and mayo. He pays with his credit card and waits for his order.

He receives his hamburger and takes a bite. He savors the taste and texture of the meat, cheese, bacon, and bread. He thinks it is delicious and satisfying.

He walks back to the commentary box, holding his hamburger in one hand and wiping his mouth with the other. He rejoins his co-commentators and apologizes for his absence.

He resumes his commentary duties and gives his analysis of the match. He praises both teams for their effort and skill, but gives more credit to Orange Crush for their resilience and accuracy.

He signs off by thanking the viewers for watching and inviting them to tune in next week for another exciting match of AFL Fantasy League.
 

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Here is the list of all the stats, including best and worst players, for the match between Orange Crush and Pink Tank.

## Stats

| Team | Disposals | Marks | Inside 50s | Hitouts | Tackles | Clearances | Efficiency | Score |
|------|-----------|-------|------------|---------|---------|------------|------------|-------|
| Orange Crush | 320 | 80 | 60 | 48 | 80 | 32 | 65% | 15.8 (98) |
| Pink Tank | 280 | 60 | 40 | 32 | 100 | 40 | 70% | 14.10 (94) |

## Best Players

  • Feraligatr (Orange Crush): 40 disposals, 10 marks, 8 inside 50s, 2 hitouts, 6 tackles, 4 clearances, 1 goal
  • PiggySmalls (Pink Tank): 36 disposals, 8 marks, 6 inside 50s, 0 hitouts, 10 tackles, 6 clearances, 5 goals
  • Kilroy (Orange Crush): 36 disposals, 12 marks, 10 inside 50s, 0 hitouts, 4 tackles, 2 clearances, 0 goals
  • Scott2Clarkson (Pink Tank): 32 disposals, 6 marks, 4 inside 50s, 0 hitouts, 12 tackles, 8 clearances, 0 goals
  • FootyIsTheWin (Orange Crush): 32 disposals, 8 marks, 6 inside 50s, 0 hitouts, 2 tackles, 2 clearances, 4 goals
  • Jazny (Pink Tank): 28 disposals, 4 marks, 2 inside 50s, 0 hitouts, 8 tackles, 4 clearances, 1 goal

## Worst Players

- Caveman72 (Orange Crush): 12 disposals, 2 marks, -2 inside
 
The fifth behind comes at the 20-minute mark, when Caveman72 kicks a long ball inside 50. The ball bounces awkwardly and goes through for a behind, just missing the post.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 13.8 (86) - Pink Tank 14.8 (92)

The sixth goal comes at the 22-minute mark, when Feraligatr marks a pass from Kilroy in the forward pocket. He lines up for goal and kicks a beautiful banana kick that curls through the big sticks. He celebrates by pumping his fist and roaring, while his teammates join him.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 14.8 (92) - Pink Tank 14.8 (92)

The sixth behind comes at the 24-minute mark, when Jazny kicks a long ball inside 50. The ball bounces awkwardly and goes through for a behind, just missing the post.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 14.8 (92) - Pink Tank 14.9 (93)

The seventh goal comes at the 26-minute mark, when FootyIsTheWin roves a pack in the forward pocket and snaps a clever goal from a tight angle. He celebrates by pointing at Jazny, who is standing nearby, and taunting him.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 15.8 (98) - Pink Tank 14.9 (93)

The seventh behind comes at the 28-minute mark, when Scott2Clarkson kicks a long ball inside 50. The ball bounces awkwardly and goes through for a behind, just missing the post.

Scoreboard: Orange Crush 15.8 (98) - Pink Tank 14.10 (94)

The siren sounds to end the match, with Orange Crush winning by four points. The players celebrate or commiserate, depending on their team, while the umpires shake hands with each other.

The final stats show that Orange Crush had more disposals (320 to 280), marks (80 to 60), inside 50s (60 to 40), and hitouts (48 to 32), but Pink Tank had more tackles (100 to 80), clearances (40 to 32), and efficiency (70% to 65%). The leading possession getters for Orange Crush were Feraligatr (40), Kilroy (36), and FootyIsTheWin (32), while the leading possession getters for Pink Tank were PiggySmalls (36), Scott2Clarkson (32), and Jazny (28). The leading goal kickers for Orange Crush were FootyIsTheWin and OrangeCrush, who both kicked four goals each, while the leading goal kicker for Pink Tank was PiggySmalls, who kicked five goals.

Tom Hawkins leaves the commentary box to go get a hamburger, as he is hungry and bored by the match. He says goodbye to his co-commentators and thanks them for their time.

He walks down the stairs and heads to the nearest food stand. He orders a hamburger with cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion, ketchup, mustard, and mayo. He pays with his credit card and waits for his order.

He receives his hamburger and takes a bite. He savors the taste and texture of the meat, cheese, bacon, and bread. He thinks it is delicious and satisfying.

He walks back to the commentary box, holding his hamburger in one hand and wiping his mouth with the other. He rejoins his co-commentators and apologizes for his absence.

He resumes his commentary duties and gives his analysis of the match. He praises both teams for their effort and skill, but gives more credit to Orange Crush for their resilience and accuracy.

He signs off by thanking the viewers for watching and inviting them to tune in next week for another exciting match of AFL Fantasy League.

Why no beetroot on the burger? Disappointing.
And not ketchup but tomato sauce!
 
Orange Crush squeeze out a thrilling win over Pink Tank in AFL Fantasy League



Orange Crush have claimed a thrilling four-point victory over Pink Tank in a high-scoring and entertaining match of AFL Fantasy League at the MCG on Saturday.

The match was a see-sawing affair, with both teams trading goals and momentum throughout the four quarters. The final quarter was especially tense, with seven lead changes and several spectacular plays.

Orange Crush prevailed in the end, thanks to a late goal from FootyIsTheWin, who snapped a clever goal from a tight angle in the forward pocket. He finished with four goals for the match, equaling his teammate OrangeCrush, who also kicked four.

Pink Tank had a chance to snatch the win in the dying seconds, but Jazny's long shot from outside 50 missed narrowly and went through for a behind.

The final score was Orange Crush 15.8 (98) to Pink Tank 14.10 (94).

Orange Crush coach Feraligatr was ecstatic with the win, praising his players for their resilience and accuracy.

"It was a fantastic game of footy, both teams gave it their all and it could have gone either way. I'm so proud of our boys for hanging in there and kicking straight when it mattered. FootyIsTheWin was sensational, he kicked some clutch goals and really lifted us in the last quarter," he said.

Pink Tank coach PiggySmalls was disappointed with the loss, but acknowledged that his players fought hard and showed some skill and courage.

"It was a heartbreaking loss, we were so close to getting over the line. We played some good footy, but we just couldn't stop their run and their efficiency. PiggySmalls was outstanding, he kicked five goals and had a lot of influence around the ground. He was our best player by far," he said.

The match was also notable for some spectacular marks, goals, and tackles, as both teams displayed some flair and creativity.

Some of the highlights included:

  • Electronic_Renaissance's banana kick from the forward pocket in the first quarter, which curled through the big sticks.
  • Caveman72's huge mark over a pack in the second quarter, which earned him a free kick and a goal.
  • PiggySmalls' snap from the boundary line in the third quarter, which sailed through the middle.
  • DemurePrincess' kiss to the crowd after kicking a goal in the fourth quarter, which delighted her fans.
  • Feraligatr's tackle on Scott2Clarkson in the fourth quarter, which caused a turnover and led to a goal.

The match also featured some drama and controversy, as both teams engaged in some verbal and physical clashes.

Some of the incidents included:

  • FootyIsTheWin's taunting of Jazny after kicking a goal in the first quarter, which sparked a scuffle between the two players.
  • Jazny's retaliation by kicking a goal in the second quarter and pointing at FootyIsTheWin, which escalated the tension between them.
  • Scott2Clarkson's bump on Kilroy in the third quarter, which left Kilroy dazed and groggy.
  • Kilroy's revenge by marking over Scott2Clarkson in the fourth quarter, which resulted in some pushing and shoving between them.
  • Tom Hawkins' departure from the commentary box to go get a hamburger in the fourth quarter, which annoyed his co-commentators and amused his viewers.

The match attracted a large and vocal crowd of 80,000 fans, who cheered and booed every play. The atmosphere was electric and festive, as both teams had many supporters wearing their colors and waving their flags.

The match was also broadcast live on TV and online, reaching millions of viewers around the world. The match received positive reviews from critics and fans alike, who praised it as one of the best matches of AFL Fantasy League ever.

The match stats showed that Orange Crush had more disposals (320 to 280), marks (80 to 60), inside 50s (60 to 40), and hitouts (48 to 32), but Pink Tank had more tackles (100 to 80), clearances (40 to 32), and efficiency (70% to 65%).


The leading possession getters for Pink Tank were PiggySmalls (36), Scott2Clarkson (32), and Jazny (28). The leading goal kickers for Orange Crush were FootyIsTheWin and OrangeCrush, who both kicked four goals each, while the leading goal kicker for Pink Tank was PiggySmalls, who kicked five goals.

The match also had some interesting and amusing moments off the field, as some fans and commentators added some spice and humor to the game.

Some of the moments included:

  • The cat lady who ran onto the field in the first quarter, holding a sign that said "I love cats and AFL Fantasy League". She was quickly escorted off by security, but not before she hugged PiggySmalls and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
  • Tom Hawkins's hamburger that he bought from a food stand in the fourth quarter, which he ate while commentating on the game. He said it was delicious and satisfying, and shared some with his co-commentators. He also offered some to the cat lady, who was sitting in the stands near him, but she declined.
  • The fan who proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen in the fourth quarter, which received a loud applause and cheers from the crowd. She said yes and they kissed passionately, while their friends and family congratulated them. They also received a signed ball from Feraligatr, who was their favorite player.
  • The streaker who ran onto the field in the fourth quarter, wearing nothing but a pink tank top and a smile. He was chased by security, but managed to evade them for a while. He ran past several players, who tried to ignore him or avoid him. He also ran past Tom Hawkins, who gave him a thumbs up and a wink. He was eventually caught and removed from the field.

The match was a memorable and exciting one, that will go down in history as one of the best matches of AFL Fantasy League ever. Both teams showed their skill, passion, and spirit, and gave their fans a great spectacle of footy.

Orange Crush will now face Blue Thunder in the next round, while Pink Tank will face Green Machine. Both matches are expected to be close and competitive, as all four teams are in contention for the premiership.

The fans are looking forward to more action and drama from AFL Fantasy League, as the season heats up and reaches its climax.
 
The 3,2,1 votes for the match between Orange Crush and Pink Tank are:
  • 3 votes: PiggySmalls (Pink Tank) - He was the best player on the ground, with 36 disposals, 10 tackles, 6 clearances, and 5 goals. He was instrumental in keeping his team in the game and almost led them to victory. 🥇
  • 2 votes: Feraligatr (Orange Crush) - He was the second best player on the ground, with 40 disposals, 6 tackles, 4 clearances, and 1 goal. He was the driving force behind his team’s win and showed his leadership and skill. 🥈
  • 1 vote: Kilroy (Orange Crush) - He was the third best player on the ground, with 36 disposals, 12 marks, and 10 inside 50s. He was the most influential player in the forward line and created many scoring opportunities for his team. 🥉
 
The quarter by quarter scores for the match between Orange Crush and Pink Tank were:
QuarterOrange CrushPink Tank
1st4.2 (26)3.2 (20)
2nd8.4 (52)7.5 (47)
3rd11.6 (72)10.8 (68)
4th15.8 (98)14.10 (94)
Orange Crush led at every quarter, but only by a small margin. Pink Tank kept challenging them and never gave up. The final quarter was the most exciting, with both teams scoring four goals each and changing the lead seven times. Orange Crush won by four points, thanks to a late goal from FootyIsTheWin.
 
The quarter by quarter scores for the match between Orange Crush and Pink Tank were:
QuarterOrange CrushPink Tank
1st4.2 (26)3.2 (20)
2nd8.4 (52)7.5 (47)
3rd11.6 (72)10.8 (68)
4th15.8 (98)14.10 (94)
Orange Crush led at every quarter, but only by a small margin. Pink Tank kept challenging them and never gave up. The final quarter was the most exciting, with both teams scoring four goals each and changing the lead seven times. Orange Crush won by four points, thanks to a late goal from FootyIsTheWin.
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  • Electronic_Renaissance vs DemurePrincess: The two female players are both talented defenders who can intercept and rebound. Electronic_Renaissance has averaged 18 disposals and six marks per game this season, while DemurePrincess has averaged 17 disposals and five marks. Both players are also known for other reasons.

lol, software can't work out if Jazny is a he or a she :D

I think the gender thing is playing up. Didn't you mention earlier it was messing with a few things?
 

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You didn't drop for this game, did ya? I'm one of best mids for orange crush.:mad:
 
This competition is rigged. OP is illegally inflating the Orange Flush's performances. Time for a Players' Association strike or a breakaway league.
Never fear. I’m going to banzhammer him and divvy this shit right before the granny :)
 
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