Autopsy Gather round my fat hairy ass

[RHLK]

Comben is a footballer. Find his best position and play him there.

Greenbird, for all his scrubberishness, plays with a passion few of our players exhibit. Maley, in the VFL, plays with similar passion, but much more skill. Needs to be fast-tracked.

So many direct, short turn-overs by hand & foot, so many dropped marks, so many players standing flat-footed while Brizzers ran past them to get involved in the play.

AFL football has become a boring, crowded, floodathon, so what does the AFL do? Find the skinniest oval in South Australia to exhibit our great game.

So many things to work on.

 

[Val Keating]

Terrible ball use and very disorganised

 

[archereleven]

Yea i can understand that too. Im just craving something enjoyable and at least the absence of anger helps, so long as i just make no comparisons to us (easier said than done).

It's impossible with the umpiring now imo.

I think it was Kerch tackling a tall in the 1st quarter. Text book tackle, ball just dropped, play on.

I can't stand it.



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[Kanga Glory]

Mature sides spank us

 

[Psi-Roos]

I gained something from this game.




A facial tic.

My phone survived. It was close but.

Dawson, sheezel, xerri and kerch had a fair crack. The rest are for the birds.

Chom improved as it went on.

Looking forward to the lads barossa valley instagram stories tomorrow.

 

[Harris 10]

Terrible ball use and very disorganised

Fix the first one and it will fix the 2nd one.

 

[kangamike]

Anyone have a truck I can borrow and know where I can buy chicken poo from?

 

[rooboytom_90]

Players were shithouse but what about the coaching staff. On a game with no wings, we went in with two genuine wingers in Stephens and Tucker who are completely out of form.

W Phillips good consistent performer last year averaging about 21 and mostly 1st possession would have been handy today. Lazzaro dropped? Also would have been more handy.

Did they not look at the ****ING dimensions of the ground..... so unprofessional.... no plan... we tried to play the same way on a ground you couldn't possibly play that way on. The coaches should cop it this week honestly.

 

[Gasometer]

I gained something from this game.




A facial tic.

My phone survived. It was close but.

Dawson, sheezel, xerri and kerch had a fair crack. The rest are for the birds.

Chom improved as it went on.

Looking forward to the lads barossa valley instagram stories tomorrow.

Is Curtis coming?

 

[bhoysdontcry67]

Always against ****ing Brisbane too.

We are diabolical and at this point where do we even go from here… I honestly can’t see a way out at the moment.

Not even hurt because this shit has just happened all too often, that’s the sad thing.

Used to be proud to say I went for NMFC.

 

[Roostorm]

I went to the local….
Watched……
Drank wayyy to much…
Watched…. Downed some food …considered leaving…..drank….
Pondered how many leg ups that brissy team were given compared to us….
stayed off here…for fear of going way too far with my mood…..
I’ll reserve my thoughts on senior players…
Glad to see Comben get through..
Have turned on tv at home and hearing commentary team flapping over * s hard edge and grass defender being a brilliant pick up….
I can’t bring myself to cheer for that prison team….
Some days football can be so $&&$@*()&&#—@@+())))*&$#.
Going to need time, or a quiet place, to sip and ponder…….to put that ….whatever that was …..outta my mind ….or make any specific comments about player x, y or s…
Can’t stand Braddles on tv…..l blame him for some of this……..movies time l think…just numb…

 

[Nylex]

Hard viewing. I’ll stick with positives only, too many negatives aren’t good for anyone.
Was a tough ask putting boys against men on a postage stamp sized ground.
Powell very good after half time. Comben was good, was really worried after his leg break.
Sheezel solid all game.
Xerri good again.
Dawson is definitely AFL standard.
Greenwood has a bigger heart than plenty of his team mates combined. Colby looks like a ripper, loved his dash. Dursma will get better and better as he physically matures

 

[travelli]

The pokies can * off as well

having a good night then?

 

[The acurate one]

Isn't it a vfl bye this week?

How many of those asking for Maley to be selected have seen more than one game from him?

Oh I haven't seen him play at all, I've just had enough of my eyes bleeding watching our other regulars

 

[DuckYeah]

I cant believe you campaigners watched that. **** that. I saw enough. Dumb 50’s, dumb free kicks, missing simple handballs, cant ****in kick to hit targets, no ****ing pressure through the middle, again walking through us. Simpkin waving his ****ing arms around.. **** off, all in the first 40 minutes. Putrid, piss bag performance. Not shinboners, we should take that 5 year contract off the table until he ****ing does something.

 

[dirtybird]

Anyone have a truck I can borrow and know where I can buy chicken poo from?

I wouldnt waste good chicken poo but there is some dodgy mulch floating around atm that would do the job.

 

[Cool Kangas]

Genuinely, cue the north should fold / relocate. WHEN WILL WE GET BETTER? As an organisation, we cannot afford to be this bad for much longer.

 

[Psi-Roos]

Is Curtis coming?

If you mean Taylor, you know he wouldnt miss a chance to pair his impeccable fashion with one of australias premiere wine regions. Why else would he be on an AFL list?

 

[Waynesworld]

Positives:
Chom bog for us (yep I know not hard)
LDU was ok
Duursma had moments
Sheezel
Dawson worked hard
I thought Corr showed moments of finding some form
Colby

Negatives:
Everyone else
Neither Sleevo or Stevens should ever pull the jumper on again
Sleevo (yep again)
Stephens
Happy for us to retract our contract offer to Zurhaar
Curtis was invisible
Not sure what has happened to Jy.
George was off

But seriously we have shown zero improvement over last year.

In fact despite a better score line I feel we have gone backwards.

 

[LeFtBehinD]

Hughy devastated. Corr and Fish and LMac laughing. Says it all

This. Normally I take the side of hey they’re humans too, let them have a joke around. But it’s clear they really don’t care.

Greenwood does though, poor bastard.

 

[Mr north man]

Hey mate. I come in peace. I hope that lions fan shuts up and shows some respect.

But honestly. How bad is this broadcast. How bad is this time slot. How bad is this concept. Absolute s**t show.

Only going to get worse when Tasmania come in.
At least I say in the 2nd of the season we will be play a lot of Sunday 1:10pm and 4:30pm games

 

[Skarrz]

However you feel don’t be like cringe lord John on twitter tagging everyone who has every worn a north jumper like they are his mates

 

[disco_cowboy]

We better ******* play Finnbar or sellers next week

Greenwood as a chf fking lol

He did fine, you’re focusing on the wrong thing.

 

[travelli]

Mature sides spank us

Great point.

We have been asking alot from our skinny young blokes. We are still tracking. 3-4 years.

 

[Roostorm]

We've improved by 5 points!

Also, we kept them to 10 scoring shots less than last year too...


Nourishment.

Haha the word the was mentioned by he who shall not be named…..now playing with Tonka cars…….

Yay five point improvement…..that percentage would’ve taken a hit……..well what’s left of it…. Wooooohoo.