Autopsy Pumped Carlspoon by 13

[NicStruggletown]

yes but why didn't you at least put a tener on to just win lol I know money is tight and I'm on the d pension but had a go

I'm hoping the office tipping has me as the only one who tipped Tigers. I'm going NOWHERE without my scarf tomorrow. NOWHERE.
Nah don't do the gambling money thing. Reward comes from 'smug mode'.

 

[Cactus_]

Blues supporter & blues players

1Q: This is going to be so easy

2Q: Meh, we’re a bit rusty but we’ll put them away after half time

3Q: Oh sh . . . we’d better not flower this up . . .

4Q: Somewhere deep inside I knew this was going to happen

 

[thecotch]

F#$k yeah! A win for the ages! Carlton board and Sen in meltown.

 

[bartlettsbaldpatch]

This result doesn't reflect on how good our team is, but shows Carlton's lack of depth. A few more weeks will expose them, more than they would like They are vulnerable, and it may just be the nail in the coffin for Voss.

 

[thecotch]

Has anyone seen Mark Bickley

"Richmond will go through the whole season winless," Bickley claimed in a sporting predictions segment on SEN SA.

And Matthew Lloyd

 

[thecotch]

Thank you, thank you, thank you Tigers & your cubs.

That was the most glorious night of footy to watch.

Don’t care if we don’t win another game. That was PRICELESS

 

[thecotch]

Me at work tomorrow

 

[thecotch]

Jeez, we’ve crashed the site.

Blues didn’t take their early chances but were well and truly belted from there on.

Wow. Some egg on faces and humble pie to be consumed.

Some massive depression setting in on Lygon St.

The whipping boys so good: KMac, Dow and Miller.

Love once we got going, how we outnumbered them everywhere.

We all knew it. The future is amazingly bright.

And how about Lalor in that last goal. Could have bombed to the Carlton sweeper but dribbled it to that guy and created the uncertainty and the fumble. So clever.

Wait till smillie comes in. Could be the best of the lot.

 

[We are back baby!]

He looked sharp dropped a few kegs too

Ross was special to watch ... Serpell gets 5 stars .... we ran them into the ground .... and we made them look slow ...

 

[CaptainWorpedo]

Congratulations on a great win, did not see this win coming! Such a Lalor fan here… Just oozes class and leadership.

 

[We are back baby!]

Wait till smillie comes in. Could be the best of the lot.

Or will our next Brownlow medallist be Taj Hotton ... that kid is electric

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

I'm hoping the office tipping has me as the only one who tipped Tigers. I'm going NOWHERE without my scarf tomorrow. NOWHERE.
Nah don't do the gambling money thing. Reward comes from 'smug mode'.

Good on you Struggletown

 

[guruisatiger]

My deepest apologies to dow and miller

 

[Groupie_]

coping hard

 

[Danog]

My deepest apologies to dow and miller

Dow had a great 4th quarter, but was still shocking by foot and had a bad first 3 quarters.

He really does only have 2 weapons. Agile in contest, and handballing. He needs to be much bulkier if those are his bread and butter.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Look, it was an encouraging win. But it was only Carltwelfth, the most mediocre collection of spuds since Essendank last won trade week.

Yes, Sam Lalor announced himself as a player of rare talent, skill, strength and poise, and will probably win four Norm Smiths.

Sure, Luke Trainor looked like he'd played 100 games, and will play 300 more.

I know Harry Armstrong has nads as big, hard and shiny as a new Kookaburra from each end.

But **** me dead. Look what they were up against.

Lachie Kemp, is it? Brodie Plowman? Spudley Potato? What a dud. And the other bloke who's exactly the same. Cowpat.
Cottrell? Shittruck.
Acres: of potatoes.
The terrified rabbits Folding Cerra and Saaaad. Footsteps Docherty makes Jayden Short look like Nick Vlastuin.
The cheat Cripps. If only throwing the ball were against the rules someone might pay a free kick against him 14 times a game.
SOS? More like LOLS. Tries hard. No good.
Hewett. 'Meh' is too glamorous for him.
Walsh: How to wreck a #1 draft pick. They paid a mint for a well-bred, slightly built colt and ran him in every two-mile race on heavy 9s they could find for winter after winter and wonder why their supposed Ferrari runs like a paddock Cortina that hasn't had an oil change in a decade.
Hollands. He should try coke. Might give him a personality. Bland footballer.
Haynes: Even when he was good he was shit, and now he's 50. What a recruit.
McFatso. If footballs were donuts he might catch one.
Cooper Lord? Lachlan Fogarty? Are these AFL footballers? Are they even real names? I think you're making them up. Would they get a game for Werribee?
Francis Evans. Did they trade Owies and think this bloke could give them 30+ goals a season? LOL.

LOL Carlton. What a shit club. Scum. Thirty years since they've been allowed to cheat, the only way they've ever been able to win. They ain't winning anything with this bucket of spuds. Thirty will become 40. No doubt in my mind. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of motherlovin shiteating criminals. Go **** yourselves.

 

[NZ_Tiger]

Listen mate.Your've been on about the samething for years yet Nank just keeps on proving you wrong.

We won the spoon last year. What the hell are you on?


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[wegetpumped]

Me at work tomorrow

Didn't you mother tell you not to take steroids

 

[NicStruggletown]

Found another thing I loved. Final goal, inside the last minute, the foot race between Seth Campbell and Zac Williams. Williams was the hapless wildebeest to Campbell's big cat. He outran Zac like the poor man was dragging a sack behind him. Epic effort. Great to watch. Don't miss it.

 

[wegetpumped]

Where can we watch the ****in song

here d s lol

 

[wegetpumped]

My deepest apologies to dow and miller

Why one game doesn't make a summer? Credit when it's due and when it's not well open slather.

 

[RFCGloryJC]

No Jagga.
No Bluebaggers.

 

[RFCGloryJC]

Lynch inspires the team.
Great passage of play when he held out the two Blues defenders, putting them off balance, enabling the goal by Mansell.

 

[RFCGloryJC]

Tremendous win for the ages.
Great performances by the veterans, like WebKam, among others, combined with youth.
It's a winning and heartening blend.

 

[NicStruggletown]

Acres: of potatoes.
The terrified rabbits Folding Cerra and Saaaad. Footsteps Docherty makes Jayden Short look like Nick Vlastuin.
McFatso. If footballs were donuts he might catch one.

Lololol
Notice how McGovern has the hardness of butter left out in the sun? Watch him when a ball is overhead. He ducks like a kid at the park when magpies are swooping. He rarely makes a sound decision. Can't kick to save a draw, panics like nothing else. I don't know what they're going to do with him there.

Cooper Lord? Lachlan Fogarty? Are these AFL footballers? Are they even real names? I think you're making them up. Would they get a game for Werribee?

lol