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Drink every time you don't understand Adrian and be dead before the boring Jeff & rhi vows

Aka we call that the 'toilet break' no one cares, yeah they end up together but yikes for TV borrring
 

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Hoping last as a feel good story. Can turn off beforehand
This is how I think they will do it.

Starts with Jamie and Dave, who despite the wobbles are a safe as houses bet that they both say yes.

Then we get the chaotic couples, likely in this order (but could change depending on the Jacqui text reveal)
Beth and Teejay (both say no, underwhelming speeches)
Carina and Paul (Carina says no, Paul says yes, begs for forgiveness)
Awhina and Adrian (both say no, complete shitshow speeches)
Jacqui and Ryan (Jacqui says yes, Ryan says no, Jacqui cries, Ryan leaves to polish his, erm, sword)

And it ends with Rhi and Jeff because then the show can use that in their marketing that the Prod... sorry THE EXPERTS picked the right couples because Team Damie and Team Rheff both got to the end of the show together and strong...
...(and hope people forgot about the total shitshow matches like Awhina/Mumbles, Catfish Tim/Ranga CEO, Tony-Time/More-yelling, Ashleigh/Jake the racist Snake etc).

To be honest, between now and the reunion it gets drab and you have to hope that someone really have something from left field for the final commitment ceremony.
 
This is how I think they will do it.

Starts with Jamie and Dave, who despite the wobbles are a safe as houses bet that they both say yes.

Then we get the chaotic couples, likely in this order (but could change depending on the Jacqui text reveal)
Beth and Teejay (both say no, underwhelming speeches)
Carina and Paul (Carina says no, Paul says yes, begs for forgiveness)
Awhina and Adrian (both say no, complete shitshow speeches)
Jacqui and Ryan (Jacqui says yes, Ryan says no, Jacqui cries, Ryan leaves to polish his, erm, sword)

And it ends with Rhi and Jeff because then the show can use that in their marketing that the Prod... sorry THE EXPERTS picked the right couples because Team Damie and Team Rheff both got to the end of the show together and strong...
...(and hope people forgot about the total shitshow matches like Awhina/Mumbles, Catfish Tim/Ranga CEO, Tony-Time/More-yelling, Ashleigh/Jake the racist Snake etc).

To be honest, between now and the reunion it gets drab and you have to hope that someone really have something from left field for the final commitment ceremony.
I'm pretty sure Jamie & Dave don't both say yes.
 
You know the experts picked Adrian to match with Awhina because they knew he was toxic, had they selected Tim, her experience would've been a lot nicer.

Wild this show is on TV tbh.
Awhina doesn’t actually want a nice guy, she’d find him boring, not sexy enough etc.

And just because he seemed nice in the two minutes we saw him, doesn’t mean he’s not a freak. Probably has a collection of toenail clippings from random children he’s encountered.
 
You know the experts picked Adrian to match with Awhina because they knew he was toxic, had they selected Tim, her experience would've been a lot nicer.

Wild this show is on TV tbh.
Which i wouldn't have a problem with TBH, except for the fact that she left her kid to be on this "Experiment" and would have had the best intentions of actually falling for someone.

The stuff she said about being a single mum, not having time to go out and date etc was a bit heart-breaking.. Knowing she has absolutely been shafted and essentially been dicked around for months now.
 

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Awhina doesn’t actually want a nice guy, she’d find him boring, not sexy enough etc.

And just because he seemed nice in the two minutes we saw him, doesn’t mean he’s not a freak. Probably has a collection of toenail clippings from random children he’s encountered.
Spot on


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Which i wouldn't have a problem with TBH, except for the fact that she left her kid to be on this "Experiment" and would have had the best intentions of actually falling for someone.

The stuff she said about being a single mum, not having time to go out and date etc was a bit heart-breaking.. Knowing she has absolutely been shafted and essentially been dicked around for months now.
I mean she could have left lol
 

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I'm pretty sure Jamie & Dave don't both say yes.
I mean from the viewers perspective. I would think most following the show but not the socials would think those two are a good chance to both say yes, where as Rhi and Jeff are a lock to both say yes, and everyone else is pure chaos/mess.
 
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