Banter Who will be better in 2025? Carlton or Collingwood Part 5

[nahnah]

Like I said last night I dont mind Acres, quick, tall, athletic, can take a mark. Gets sucked into the contest a bit too much at Carlton but put him on a wing for us and he holds his width he'd be damaging imo

 

[Professor Knowall]

Perryman would be close to the least athletic player in the AFL?

20 disposals, 1.1 in a tight scoring game, 2nd for tackles and no 1 for inside 50’s - all the while doing a job on Cripps who had 1 solitary clearance.

I’ll take that for someone who’s allegedly “close to the least athletic player in the AFL”.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Tbh I tuned out of that because it was ridiculous, but yes that would be one. Unfortunately Mr Meow still seems to direct his daily tirades at me instead despite not blaming any of our losses on injuries.

Stop with the Meow obsession. You are stinking up the thread with it and using it to distract from discussing how well Schultz played.

 

[nahnah]

20 disposals, 1.1 in a tight scoring game, 2nd for tackles and no 1 for inside 50’s - all the while doing a job on Cripps who had 1 solitary clearance.

I’ll take that for someone who’s allegedly “close to the least athletic player in the AFL”.

Giants use to have him defend Bobby Hill, he cant be that much of a slow footed plodder

 

[doppleganger]

Like I said last night I dont mind Acres, quick, tall, athletic, can take a mark. Gets sucked into the contest a bit too much at Carlton but put him on a wing for us and he holds his width he'd be damaging imo

You want you wingman to be attacking

Acres just sat at HB picking up cheapies and doing absolutely nothing with it.

30 touches, but 0 inside 50s and just 2 score involvements.

Sidey had a much better game, despite not getting the pure numbers that Acres did.

Bagger fans love their stats though

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Pressure acts?
Can you name one?

I think they must be including shitting your pants as a pressure act.

Carlton totally donated that stat.

 

[nahnah]

You want you wingman to be attacking

Acres just sat at HB picking up cheapies and doing absolutely nothing with it.

30 touches, but 0 inside 50s and just 2 score involvements.

Sidey had a much better game, despite not getting the pure numbers that Acres did.

Bagger fans love their stats though

I reckon of their mids he is the least vanilla by a long way and is pretty attacking in general. He is having a stinker year though
Sidebottom is better, i wont argue that of course

 

[jannissary]

Did Cripps even play mid for the game?

he was in the guts for a good chunk by my eye

 

[RCAB]

I don't care if these supporters don't rate him. Better for us as we can keep him as the elite talent that he is.

You just called someone's post the worst take in this thread for calling Cerra a plodder (which I don't necessarily agree with) and then you call Cerra elite? Are you serious? He's an average AFL player.

Why are you still vehemently defending your club? Could you imagine if you'd won one or two of your games this season how much more delusional you'd be? If 0-4 doesn't give you pause, I'm not sure what will.

What do you think Carlton's trajectory is in the next few years?

 

[Pistol Night]

I think they must be including shitting your pants as a pressure act.

Carlton totally donated that stat.

Ah the old turtle head butting the jocks pressure act

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Ah the old turtle head butting the jocks pressure act

Carlton are the kings of sphincter pressure.

 

[raskolnikov]

A better question would have been Carlton or West Coast.

 

[Tadpole]

When does their easy draw that was going to guarantee a top 4 finish start?

Next week against the Coasters.

 

[Professor Knowall]

So go back 20 years and Carlton had a seemingly unbridgeable 13 game advantage over the Pies in the h2h win-loss record since the leagues inception.

Since then, tne Pies have gone 27 wins to 9 against the Blues, turning the 13 game win-loss deficit to a 5 game lead.

 

[Tadpole]

'Contending' for what?

The wooden spoon?

 

[RCAB]

He had the equal 2nd most pressure acts of anyone on the ground...

Remember the last couple of years when you kept complaining that Hawthorn supporters were saying that we were winning the clearances, that we were top two in clearances, and that's the reason why thought midfield had improved, while you thought Sam Mitchell was an idiot for getting rid of O'Meara and Mitchell.

Now you're talking about pressure acts.

 

[Robertio]

You just called someone's post the worst take in this thread for calling Cerra a plodder (which I don't necessairly agree with) and then you call him Cerra elite? Are you serious? He's an average AFL player.

Why are you still vehemently defending your club? Could you imagine if you'd won one or two of your games this season how much more delusional you'd be? If 0-4 doesn't give you pause, I'm not sure what will.

What do you think Carlton's trajectory is in the next few years?

Are you actually having a go at someone for defending their club?

 

[Robertio]

Collingwood are shit, only 17 points better than an injury riddled mess.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Good old Meowy gets under the skin of you blokes, because you tumble everytime.

Meow comes in from time to time. Takes an enormous dump on Carlton then rides back off into the sunset leaving a bunch of flustered red faced Carlton posters spluttering with indignation. It's become a Bigfooty institution.

 

[Pistol Night]

Collingwood are shit, only 17 points better than an injury riddled mess.

Am I allowed to post? Do i have enough posting credits for the week built up to post anything today? Or do I have to use some integrity and wait for a loss? The thread rules confuse me now

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Are you actually having a go at someone for defending their club?

He was having a go at him for being delusional and not acknowledging the need for a rebuild and major change.

 

[Pistol Night]

Meow comes in from time to time. Takes an enormous dump on Carlton then rides back off into the sunset leaving a bunch of flustered red faced Carlton posters spluttering with indignation. It's become a Bigfooty institution.

Are you saying that Carlton is basically a tray of kitty litter?

 

[Robertio]

He was having a go at him for being delusional and not acknowledging the need for a rebuild and major change.

Everyone has an opinion we don't have to acknowledge anything just to make someone feel better.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Everyone has an opinion we don't have to acknowledge anything just to make someone feel better.

He is just trying to help a few of you break through the denial phase of the grief process. You'll all feel better once you get to acceptance.

 

[RCAB]

Cripps only 16 touches, too proud to go down to halfback to get a kick with the rest of them

Cripps can't play in defence. Doesn't know how to run and gun, and hasn't taken a contested mark this year.