Politics Further ideas for the Hell sub-forum

[Proper Gander]

Whoops, missed Sydney (“The Bob Skelton Bar”)

• Society, religion, politics
• music
• cricket
• recipes
• Toasties
• TV
• Rugby League
• funny stuff
• cycling
• off topic landfill moved by moderators

 

[Proper Gander]

Western Bulldogs (“the dog house”)

• music
• non-afl chat
• a game where you name places
• jokes
• erotic fiction
• person posting his podcast
• guessing poster’s real names

 

[Proper Gander]

West Coast (“the nest”)

• something I don’t understand but seems to be anti-Freo people, or general n v s rivalry maybe
• beer
• worst suburbs
• best suburbs
• sport stars you love to hate
• hello thread by a new person

This sub-forum doesn’t see much use for the past few years

 

[Proper Gander]

Fitzroy

Didn’t look in case I have to read that post about Brisbane not being a legal merger of bears and Fitzroy for the millionth time

 

[Proper Gander]

Now let’s have a look at what Hell has to offer at present

• Robodog guernsey
• Random Simpsons frames
• Random memes
• Number of posts you have made
• name fish
• things that go well together
• hats
• nudge ex posters
• people having a nice time
• what clothes would you sell to a player you bumped into just off the Glenferrie road
• hobbies

 

[Proper Gander]

So what did I learn?

I learned that it was easier to make these posts using two devices so I could look at sub forums on one and post on the other.

I am seeing a lot of crossover in preferred current topics across the board from other teams. Particularly other sports, politics and beer.

I see very little in common between this sub-forum and any other. I feel that the dogs sub-forums comes the closest in strangeness but they are a long way behind all the same. And they don’t have a Robodog thread.

I’m not sure what this means for Melbourne supporters, but it must mean something

 

[Proper Gander]

Looking at all these great thread ideas, I would like to see someone write a stirring poem with the word mighty in it somewhere noting that haikus will be moved by a moderator to the main board and merged with the Headless haiku thread. Something about toasties could add something too.

 

[Proper Gander]

Also, once my review was complete I went back to actually check what sits inside the bulldogs erotic fiction thread. I don’t suggest you do this.

 

[Demon Attack]

Is the erotic fiction about Bulldogs?

And is the child abduction one about how to do it?

Thing I hate on the Carlton forum I'd put all the ones where someone says it's my birthday.

 

[jhong]

Whoops, missed Sydney (“The Bob Skelton Bar”)

• Society, religion, politics
• music
• cricket
• recipes
• Toasties
• TV
• Rugby League
• funny stuff
• cycling
• off topic landfill moved by moderators

I reckon that might be The Bob Skilton Bar maybe ?

 

[Proper Gander]

I reckon that might be The Bob Skilton Bar maybe ?

It is, yes. A Bob Skelton bar might have a bit to offer though.

 

[Proper Gander]

Is the erotic fiction about Bulldogs?

And is the child abduction one about how to do it?

Thing I hate on the Carlton forum I'd put all the ones where someone says it's my birthday.

The erotic fiction thread is bizarre - it is about bulldogs and seems to be started as some kind of fan fiction attempt at retelling favourite bulldogs games and moments but through a pervy lense.

I didn’t read the child abduction thread but assumed it relates to the recent white van media stories. Your guess could be right though. I hope not but it is the Carlton forum so who knows.

Edit: discovered that the child abduction thread is Hawks board. My who knows comment still stands

 

[Headless]

Types of chair, perhaps? Plants? Writing utensils?

I still feel strongly about writing utensils.

 

[Bluelegs]

Might start a birdwatching thread soon..

 

[Proper Gander]

Might start a birdwatching thread soon..

Oh you little…

 

[Headless]

What about a knockout bracket tournament to find our favourite ever Hell thread?

 

[Proper Gander]

What about a knockout bracket tournament to find our favourite ever Hell thread?

Unfairly weighted towards Fish

 

[Headless]

Unfairly weighted towards Fish

Imagine Fish v. Robodog in the first round.

 

[Proper Gander]

Imagine Fish v. Robodog in the first round.

Robodog needs a head-start

 

[Headless]

Reckon tomcruise could slap down 5-6 banger threads right now.

 

[tomcruise]

Reckon tomcruise could slap down 5-6 banger threads right now.

• How many shoes can you put on at one time?
• Give me your favourite toastie
• What seems like it should feel nice but when you feel it, it does not feel nice?
• What's your best house party memory?
• What's your record for rock skips on water?

 

[tomcruise]

ah I've been beaten to the toastie punch. Give me your best cocktail instead. I'll cheat on your homework.

 

[Headless]

• How many shoes can you put on at one time?
• Give me your favourite toastie
• What seems like it should feel nice but when you feel it, it does not feel nice?
• What's your best house party memory?
• What's your record for rock skips on water?

FANTASTIC CONTENT ALERT

 

[Proper Gander]

• How many shoes can you put on at one time?
• Give me your favourite toastie
• What seems like it should feel nice but when you feel it, it does not feel nice?
• What's your best house party memory?
• What's your record for rock skips on water?

• two (on the one foot) but only by accident
• HCT but has to have a good pickle, upmarket supermarket brand okay here
• dicing chicken breast
• had a great time going to a student group house where the fun exhibition was them showing strangers the types of fungi growing though the stairs carpet
• I think it’s three, but definitely a one-off

 

[tomcruise]

• two (on the one foot) but only by accident
• HCT but has to have a good pickle, upmarket supermarket brand okay here
• dicing chicken breast
• had a great time going to a student group house where the fun exhibition was them showing strangers the types of fungi growing though the stairs carpet
• I think it’s three, but definitely a one-off

You've ignited the fire of my curiosity. If only these were full blown threads!