Media S39 Prime cuts

[Kilroy]

Well it’s almost stumps for the home-and-away rounds of the 39th season.

Who were on the big contracts and were they justified?

Before Round 18 begins, let’s take a sneak peek at the leaders

Hitouts

TRUMAN#1 - Furies - 210
BoozedUP - Bombers - 200
DERRINALPHIL - Roys - 191

TRUMAN#1 looks to have this and aren’t we all gonna hear about it!

Kicks

SpecialBruce - Roys - 193
WAbulldog - Bombers - 175
Phar Ace - Roys - 174
Irish BlueBagger - OOBs - 174

SpecialBruce by the length of the straight

Marks

WAbulldog - Bombers - 87
Phar Ace - Roys - 85
Barrybran - Warriors - 82

WAbulldog has made his mark in a remarkable rookie season!

Handballs

Elton Johns Wig - OOBs - 175
GreyCrow - Royals - 174
Phar Ace - Roys - 172

This one’s wide open. Your call.

Tackles

Crimson Azure - Royals - 111
Scythe - Hawks - 107
GWS Goose - Gumbies - 106

The colourful Royal seems to have brought this key defensive measure to ground.

Frees For

Irish BlueBagger - OOBs - 53
Scythe - Hawks - 50
NaturalDisaster - Furies - 50
DemurePrincess - Bombers - 50
cats_09 - Gumbies - 50

Looks like the luck of the Irish wins here.

Frees Against

BoozedUP - Bombers - 28
Roonescape - Wonders - 26
WAbulldog - Bombers - 25

Tactical frees, poor technique (still drunk?) or does the sim discriminate?

Goals

Yakker - Demons - 63
BFew - Wonders - 63
Brenton Davy - Royals - 63

The front runners for the Fred.

Behinds

damicky - Swamprats - 39
BFew - Wonders - 34
sausageroll - Hawks - 32

damicky kicking butts? Surely not!

Disposals

SpecialBruce - Roys - 353
Phar Ace - Roys - 346
Elton Johns Wig - OOBs - 332

Cheap disposals or lots of in-and-under at the coalface? Delicious.

DreamTeam points

GWS Goose - Gumbies - 1284
AnUltimateRessie - Wonders - 1264
Scythe - Hawks - 1259

Could this be the Season of the Goose?

Good luck to all!

 

[Pugsley]

Yet, I'm still top 10 in DT rankings. There needs to be a investigation.

 

[BFew]

Behinds

@damicky - Swamprats - 39
@BFew - Wonders - 34
@sausageroll - Hawks - 32

@damicky kicking butts? Surely not!

There is nothing wrong with my behind.
But I'm guessing that in a Fred tie, the best behinds win?

 

[Kilroy]

Yet, I'm still top 10 in DT rankings. There needs to be a investigation.

25th mate.

Sorry

 

[BFew]

DreamTeam points

@GWS Goose - Gumbies - 1284
@AnUltimateRessie - Wonders - 1264
Scythe - Hawks - 1259

Could this be the Season of the Goose?

AnUltimateRessie did you dream of being on top of an Orange Goose last night?

 

[Kilroy]

There is nothing wrong with my behind.
But I'm guessing that in a tie, the best behinds win?

Are you suggesting that the Fred should count behinds as well?

If so, you’d be in front.

 

[Pugsley]

25th mate.

Sorry

I should be outside the top 50.

 

[BFew]

Are you suggesting that the Fred should count behinds as well?

If so, you’d be in front.

Only after the initial count is on 6 pointers.
And I was forgetting that Damicky (leading in the pointers) was not level with my goal tally in the Fred (yet).

 

[Kilroy]

I should be outside the top 50.

 

[Pugsley]

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Onlyfans?

 

[Senor M]

Why are you tagging brendan , he hasn’t been sighted since 2009.

Brenton Davy — who would’ve thought that Kilroy thinks so little of you that he doesn’t remember your name after 6+ seasons.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Why are you tagging brendan , he hasn’t been sighted since 2009.

Brenton Davy — who would’ve thought that Kilroy thinks so little of you that he doesn’t remember your name after 6+ seasons.

Couldn’t give a rats tossbag what Kilroy or anyone else thinks of me

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Couldn’t give a rats tossbag what Kilroy or anyone else thinks of me

There goes all my material!

 

[Pugsley]

Couldn’t give a rats tossbag what Kilroy or anyone else thinks of me

Me either

 

[Pugsley]

There goes all my material!

but wait there's more.

 

[Kilroy]

Why are you tagging brendan , he hasn’t been sighted since 2009.

Brenton Davy — who would’ve thought that Kilroy thinks so little of you that he doesn’t remember your name after 6+ seasons.

Damned autocorrect.

Fixed. Cheers

 

[Kilroy]

Couldn’t give a rats tossbag what Kilroy or anyone else thinks of me

Too much energy wasted on temper that could be better channeled into the execution of an extinction level shirtfront.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Hitouts

TRUMAN#1 - Furies - 210
BoozedUP - Bombers - 200
DERRINALPHIL - Roys - 191

TRUMAN#1 looks to have this and aren’t we all gonna hear about it

 

[Grav]

Come on Grav….Umm maybe I should reword that without bringing attention to myself !

Let’s go Grav

 

[Pugsley]

I should be near 50th now.

 

[BFew]

There is nothing wrong with my behind.
But I'm guessing that in a Fred tie, the best behinds win?

In case you were Wondering, yes, the carpet did need a good steam clean after this incident.

 

[Pamcake1]

 

[BFew]

Just Wondering again Pugsley,
what brought you to this thread seeing as how you weren't listed in the rankings?

 

[Pugsley]

Just Wondering again Pugsley,
what brought you to this thread seeing as how you weren't listed in the rankings?

I just like to engage and give my thoughts.

 

[Kilroy]

On first count it looks like GreyCrow might have just got up on handballs!

Respect